Everybody makes mistakes, I mean every normal human being, but I never thought I could make such a big mistake in my life!
Mistakes, that we all make in life, are of various intensities:
Mild: This is just level one type of mistake. For example, you call your girlfriend fat! Now for novices, this might seem like life threatening situation, but for the experienced folks out there (*wink wink*), it is no big deal! They can easily turn it around after the girlfriend's anger subsides post a long fight, and three days of silence! :P
Medium: Now the game starts getting a bit serious from here on. There are several levels of Medium Intensity Mistakes. One of them being, calling your girlfriend with a wrong name! :-/ Leave about novices, even the experienced ones can't get through this without substantial medical or jewelry shop bill! And that too after the guy gives his agni pareeksha (walking through fire!) and calling up all female's phone numbers in his cellphones and repeating the same sentence "Main khuda ko haazir/nahaazir maan ke ye kubool karta hun ki tum meri muh-boli behen ho aur kuch nahi"! :D
High: Now this is the kind of mistake, for which you (and sometimes others) can never ever forgive you in life! Unless you are the protagonist of that shady movie known as Rikky Bhel-Puri, do not even think about committing a High Intensity mistake!
Now there are several types of high intensity mistakes, but I committed the one for which I am still paying! (I know what you guys are thinking, but seriously, shut the fuck up!)
My biggest mistake of life was, that I went and watched Shirin Farhad Ki Toh Nikal Padi on Friday, and I am still puking at a frequency of two vomiting per hour! :-/
Seriously, I have never been as much misled by trailers, as I was fooled in this case! From the commercials, this looked like a very light hearted, typical Boman Irani movie! But what it turned out to be was something I never imagined!
Shirin Farhad looks like a spoof on the popular soap 'Bade Acche Lagte Hain', yeah the same soap which gave all fat guys a hope of getting laid, after that epic Ram Priya lovemaking scene! Thought the movie had only one difference compared with the soap - Ram Kapoor of the movie (Boman Irani), got Priya of the same weight and age as himself!! (Farah Khan!) :P
Even though the movie is just about two hours long, you will feel that you spent close to twenty years inside the theater! Leave about the whole movie, I felt like I spent an eternity before the interval came! The only way I could keep myself awake was by dipping my finger in the hot tea of the aunty sitting next to me!
No, contrary to the popular beliefs, I did not take any sips from her tea cup! :O
Farah Khan might be a brilliant director, choreographer, mom, etc. but she doesn't know the A of acting! The whole movie looks like the scene of some dance show where Farah is delivering her verdict in boring mechanical tone! And such horrible dialogue delivery in front of The Boman Irani looked like a horrible joke played on us poor souls!
And more than that, it looked like the whole movie was shot in a hurry! It clearly came on Farah's face that she was trying to hide her giggle when Boman is trying to sell her some slutty light-up-in-the-dark bras in his shop! Come on man, such shoddy acting and direction!
Though, there are some funny patches, and some awww moments but they couldn't compensate the flaccid portions! Add to that the predictable angle of parents-against-that-one-girl-you-ever-loved, and you really have got a movie that you wont even recommend to your enemies!
Also, this is the first movie in ages that forces you to think that how important is it for the movies to have a hot female protagonist to be slightly interested in keeping your eyes open for more than two minutes! Poor Boman is carrying the whole weight of acting across the movie. I felt so bad for him, as soon as I stepped outside the hall and said - I never expected any Boman Irani film to be this bad!
Oh, and did I mention - the movie looks like a long advertisement from the Parsi community!? From the name of the dishes (don't even remember them now) to some 1960's mango drink - Mangola, it all felt so alien!
In short, what could have been a warm, romantic middle-aged story, turned out to be a dud with forced jokes, thin plot and forgettable acting! And who told Farha Khan that she could act?
Mistakes, that we all make in life, are of various intensities:
Mild: This is just level one type of mistake. For example, you call your girlfriend fat! Now for novices, this might seem like life threatening situation, but for the experienced folks out there (*wink wink*), it is no big deal! They can easily turn it around after the girlfriend's anger subsides post a long fight, and three days of silence! :P
Medium: Now the game starts getting a bit serious from here on. There are several levels of Medium Intensity Mistakes. One of them being, calling your girlfriend with a wrong name! :-/ Leave about novices, even the experienced ones can't get through this without substantial medical or jewelry shop bill! And that too after the guy gives his agni pareeksha (walking through fire!) and calling up all female's phone numbers in his cellphones and repeating the same sentence "Main khuda ko haazir/nahaazir maan ke ye kubool karta hun ki tum meri muh-boli behen ho aur kuch nahi"! :D
High: Now this is the kind of mistake, for which you (and sometimes others) can never ever forgive you in life! Unless you are the protagonist of that shady movie known as Rikky Bhel-Puri, do not even think about committing a High Intensity mistake!
Now there are several types of high intensity mistakes, but I committed the one for which I am still paying! (I know what you guys are thinking, but seriously, shut the fuck up!)
My biggest mistake of life was, that I went and watched Shirin Farhad Ki Toh Nikal Padi on Friday, and I am still puking at a frequency of two vomiting per hour! :-/
Seriously, I have never been as much misled by trailers, as I was fooled in this case! From the commercials, this looked like a very light hearted, typical Boman Irani movie! But what it turned out to be was something I never imagined!
Shirin Farhad looks like a spoof on the popular soap 'Bade Acche Lagte Hain', yeah the same soap which gave all fat guys a hope of getting laid, after that epic Ram Priya lovemaking scene! Thought the movie had only one difference compared with the soap - Ram Kapoor of the movie (Boman Irani), got Priya of the same weight and age as himself!! (Farah Khan!) :P
Even though the movie is just about two hours long, you will feel that you spent close to twenty years inside the theater! Leave about the whole movie, I felt like I spent an eternity before the interval came! The only way I could keep myself awake was by dipping my finger in the hot tea of the aunty sitting next to me!
No, contrary to the popular beliefs, I did not take any sips from her tea cup! :O
Farah Khan might be a brilliant director, choreographer, mom, etc. but she doesn't know the A of acting! The whole movie looks like the scene of some dance show where Farah is delivering her verdict in boring mechanical tone! And such horrible dialogue delivery in front of The Boman Irani looked like a horrible joke played on us poor souls!
And more than that, it looked like the whole movie was shot in a hurry! It clearly came on Farah's face that she was trying to hide her giggle when Boman is trying to sell her some slutty light-up-in-the-dark bras in his shop! Come on man, such shoddy acting and direction!
Though, there are some funny patches, and some awww moments but they couldn't compensate the flaccid portions! Add to that the predictable angle of parents-against-that-one-girl-you-ever-loved, and you really have got a movie that you wont even recommend to your enemies!
Also, this is the first movie in ages that forces you to think that how important is it for the movies to have a hot female protagonist to be slightly interested in keeping your eyes open for more than two minutes! Poor Boman is carrying the whole weight of acting across the movie. I felt so bad for him, as soon as I stepped outside the hall and said - I never expected any Boman Irani film to be this bad!
Oh, and did I mention - the movie looks like a long advertisement from the Parsi community!? From the name of the dishes (don't even remember them now) to some 1960's mango drink - Mangola, it all felt so alien!
In short, what could have been a warm, romantic middle-aged story, turned out to be a dud with forced jokes, thin plot and forgettable acting! And who told Farha Khan that she could act?





















