Everybody Dies!

Sunday, May 27, 2012

For the first time in my life, I am sitting in front of my laptop and not able to type a single word! It feels like a small part of me died just few hours ago! This is an obituary to Doctor Gregory House!

Most famous words uttered by House, time and again, were "Everybody Lies" !! So, there can not be a more fitting title to the final episode of the series than Everybody Dies! Captures the essence and conveys the meaning!

For eight years I was hooked like crazy to this show! Even though in the beginning I could not understand the medical terminology shit they were talking about, but that never stopped me from desperately waiting for the next episode/season of this show!

If I had to choose one fictional character I idolize, I would rather choose House over God! God creates problems, House solves them!

Anyways, as Deepika Padukone has said time and again to all her boyfriends - Everything that has a beginning has an ending! :D :D

And trust me, there could not have been a better ending to the last episode. I specially like the last scene where at his funeral, everybody was saying stupid sugar-coated shit! And then suddenly Wilson breaks down, and calls House what he really is - A Jerk, jackass who had no emotions for anyone in this world, and can go to any length to demean his patients, friends and co-workers! :D

But whatever people say, you cannot find a more impulsive guy than House, and I love him for that! Bhaad me jaye dunia, jo karna hai wo karna hai! Even if it fetches him a jail sentence for that matter! :D

Waise Nirmal Baba ne kaha hai, House ke ye teen principals yaad kar lo, kripa aani shuru ho jayegi! :D

1) Everybody lies
2) People don't change
3) It is always about the puzzle!

There cannot be a bigger genius and a better friend than you House! Specially for what you did in the end.. Over and out! 

Its all in the details !

Monday, May 21, 2012

Long time no blog?

I think bloggers should never sign-up for Facebook and Twitter! All that I want to write here as long posts, gets written in the form of 140 characters over there! Sigh! And then I am in no mood to write that same stuff again on the blog! So no more tweeting for the next one week! Pakka promise! :P

These days I am trying to better utilize my morning cab time by catching up on some reading, instead of snoozing every single day! :P Currently the ratio is 3 days sleeping, 2 days reading in the cab! Aakhi ye aaram ka maamla hai! :D

This week, I read a strange murder mystery - The Devotion of Suspect X . If I remember correctly, this book is a translation from the original Japanese version. Which is very clear from the nouns used in the book - and this my dear friends, was the one and only pain point of this book! See, remembering Seeta aur Geeta is relatively very easy, as compared with remembering Yasuko, Misato, Ishigami, and Togashi! Phew! :D

Coming back to the book, this isn't one of your typical murder mysteries! In the first 40-50 odd pages, the writer does three things - 1) Builds a very strong mental image of the town, 2) Introduces you to the key characters, 3)Takes you through the exact murder scene!!

Now, that's the best part about the book! Let me digress - So, how many of you like Sherlock Holmes, or Dr. House for that matter? The only common thing between these two characters - apart from the fact that both of them are big show-offs - is their attention for details! By noticing tiny details, these guys turn around their respective cases - be it a medical case or a criminal one!

The protagonist of this book, is no different from these guys. Just look at the following paragraph -

When I knocked on your door a few minutes ago, I smelled cigarette smoke. Figuring you had a guest, I looked for shoes by the door, but I couldn’t see any. I glanced into the room, and noticed it looked like someone was under your kotatsu, and the cord was pulled. But if someone wanted to hide, they could’ve just gone into the back room. Which meant that the person under the kotatsu wasn’t hiding there, they had been hidden there. When I put that together with the thumping noises that I had heard, and the fact that your hair was unusually dishevelled, it wasn’t hard to imagine what had happened. Oh, and one more thing: there aren’t any cockroaches in this building. I’ve lived here several years now and never seen one.

Now imagine, when such a modern-day-Sherlock is on the side of the murderer! The author, though the hands of the protagonist, takes you and the detectives on a ride! He takes the detectives on the route where he wants to take them, through meticulous plan - which obviously works 5 steps ahead than detectives!

The novel is very tightly written - no spare words used anywhere! And the best part is - no guns, knives or AK 47s used anywhere in the novel! On top of that, there are just one or two instances of even cars mentioned in the book! It is the story of a simple town in Japan, where the protagonist, his scientist friend and the detectives play brain games to solve or rather tangle the murder mystery!

I was so bloody impressed by the intelligence of the protagonist, that I wished that the book almost never ended! The only mistake I made was pick this book as my cab read! It was bloody hard to put it down in between, and wait for the cab next morning to pick this up again! Phew!

Read it if you want, I would recommend it, if that matters! But do take care of the Japanese names - they tend to get very confusing at times! Sigh! :D

Buy it from Flipkart - The Devotion of Suspect X

the devotion of suspect X

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IT BHU to IIT - Finally

Monday, May 07, 2012

Celebration Pic !!

IT BHU - my alma mater - to turn into an IIT soon!

Read more on the official Alumni website here (click link) Will write a detailed post on it soon!

Vicky Donor - Movie Review

Thursday, May 03, 2012

Did you guys watch Vicky Donor? No? What!!

Go watch it now! (Not with your parents, please) :D

On a serious note, I absolutely loved the movie! Maybe because I watched a comedy movie after a long time, maybe because of the subject of the movie, or maybe because of the Dilli-wala style of the characters of the movie! Waise, I am repeating myself, but Bombay has lost its fizz! Most of the movies these days are either shot in Delhi, or the actors acting in them try to speak in saadi Dilli style di Pindi! (Pindi = Punjabized Hindi :P )

Anyways, coming back to the movie - its about a lukkha guy, Vicky, who in lure of earning pocket money, turns into a Sperm Donor! Ab bhai aap log butter chicken te paranthe khane wale Punjabiyon ki fertility ke baare me to jaante hi honge :P So, after a few tests and few test drives (*wink wink* :D) saada Vicky turns into a rockstar of the sperm donor world ! Bole to ladka ekdum demand me aa gaya!

I think Ghalib had sadda Vicky in mind when he wrote the following lines

Is dunia me aaye ho to kuch aisa karo kadradaan, 
jis gali se niklo aawaz aaye - Abba jaan Abba jaan! :D

If I had to give an award for the best performance of this movie, I would definitely give it to the auntyjee who played the role of Daadeejee (grand mother) of Vicky! Oh man, that old lady is hilariously funny! :D In one scene, auntyjee itne tashan se daaru ki gillassi maang rahi hai, ki bade bade bewdo ko bhi sharam aa jaye! :D

The second half of the movie was tad slower than the first half, when Vicky falls for a bong girl and their pyaar mohabbat begins! The director had me at the point when they show the two love birds chatting on Facebook. Vicky says - Hi Fish, and the Girl replies - Hi Butter Chicken! :D You can not show a more real conversation than that between a bong and a punjabi!

Anyways, there are some awesome scenes in the movie, where they tell their respective parents about their choices! The respective set of parents thrash the other community in such a funny way, that you will literally roll on the floor laughing (or as the kids these days say - ROTFL!) :P! Its a must watch scene on Youtube, if you are not planning to watch the movie!

The ending was a bit drab, but nevertheless, I spent some time on thinking about it and realized, there could not be any other ending to this ! See, it had to be a happy ending, and it had to do with kids, so you know, right...

There is only one song worth listening in this movie - Paani da rang! I am sure, your respective Radio stations must have already killed you with the male version of the song. However, do listen to the female version of this song as well, I felt its much much better, and the lyrics are also written in a way that female version should have been the original version. Seems old buddies of Ayyushman ( I dont know the actual mis-spelling of his name), Raghu and Rajeev bullied the director to promote his version of the song! :O :P

I would definitely recommend this movie as a must watch movie. The best part is, in case you did not like any of the shit i mentioned above, the bong chick alone makes the movie worth watching! :D :D

PS: to read a more balanced view on this movie, head over to Panky's blog