Thursday, August 25, 2011

I Dont Support Anna Hazare

... and I don't think whatever he is doing makes any sense...

I asked 20 morons (err... acquaintances) who are madly supporting Anna hazare and his Lokpal bill, that how will it root out corruption? No body had a clear answer! All they know is - its cool to support Anna, and those who speak against him are enemies of the nation, equivalent to Pakistanis.. and if you dont support Anna, you will go to jahannum! Your soul will be fried in burning oil...blah blah blah !! Phew !

Seriously, will they recruit people from Mars to be the members of the Lokpal team? Eventually, they will have folks from the same super-set of government employees! And if you forgot, we are talking about scams of hundreds of Crores of rupees people! Don't you think they can buy off Lokpal team members with their pocket change! Leave about petty 100-200Rs bribes, India can not function without that, but see the big picture guys! If your bill can not stop that, then its completely useless!

More so, the method which Anna has adopted is totally anarchic! Any bored jobless retired old guy will sit on a hunger strike tomorrow, asking for any mindless thing, will you give it to him? Do you think this is the right way to make government do something? If somehow I can amass 30,000 people (by any means, whatsoever) will the government pass any bill which I want them to? NO ! This is wrong!

Seriously, what hurts me more, is seeing educated people supporting Anna's anarchic ways of demanding stuff from government! You guys are just playing puppets in the hands of opposition parties! Do you seriously think BJP, RSS or any other party is corruption free? Will they WANT any such anti-corruption bill? They are just using you guys, and trying to oust Congress from the center! Personally, I don't care about any of these parties, but educated people behaving like a mob - hurts me a lot !

Anna can call himself as much Gandhian, but in my opinion, Gandhiji must be tossing and turning in his grave seeing Team Anna's tactics! Giving speeches like - If anything happens to Anna, government will be entirely responsible for it. Asking the masses for "Jail Bharo" aandolan! Sitting inside the jail as if its your sasural! Jab tak mujhe muh-maanga dahej nahi doge, ye doli nahi uthegi!! :D

Anna is just one step away from mass hysteria and riots in India. He is instigating people to go and surround homes of members of parliament, ministers, and even government offices! What if there are just 2% anti-social elements in the crowd and they incite people to do something totally uncalled for! Team Anna (which includes well educated people like Kejriwal and Kiran Bedi) either does not realize this or are too lost in their own sweet world that don't give a shit about anything else.  I am like 50% sure these non-violent protests will not be the same for too long!

I am not in favor of corruption, I am just against Anna's method of creating a mob to force government to do something. If he is such a Gandhian (and visibly has such a good support across India), he should go and form his political party, participate in elections, prove his mettle, form a government and bring about the change! Just creating a bill or a law will not solve any purpose, its the right mix of people that this country needs!

Jai Hind!

Monday, August 22, 2011

Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai - Airtel Ad

I hope you have seen the following ad atleast once on TV in the past few days!


Or atleast on your Facebook wall! Minimum 40-45 people have shared this ad on my FB timeline during the past 48 hours! By God, itni publicity to Anna ki bhi nahi karte mere dost! :D

Waise however good or bad Airtel's services may be, but their advertizements are good mostly!! I loved the lyrics of this advertizement more than Rehman's music. Specially the following lines...

Ek ghadi ghadi kaam aaye, kabhi kabhi call kare
Ek kabhi kabhi kaam aaye aur ghadi ghadi call kare

Surely, I have both types of friends in my life! :D

I think this ad campaign will be a massive hit, specially among the college kids! Though I could not decipher what Airtel is trying to do with this ad except making people nostalgic about their friends! I mean it neither refer to any friends and family calling plans, nor to any special offers/vouchers! Airtel's website is also as clueless about the whole campaign! :D

Sala koi apne jaisa brand manager hoga Airtel ka. Pehle acchi ad bana lo, baad me sochenge use kiss offer ke sath chipkaana hai :D

Anyways, have you ever wondered, how your list of har-ek-friend-zaroori-hota-hai is increasing or decreasing day by day as you move on from college to job, to wedlock to kids... Think about it...

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara..Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai...

I know, I know!!

I am one of the very few people on earth, who didn't watch Zindagi na milegi dobara in its first week! But nevertheless, if you know me (and more importantly my lazyness), you should feel just too happy, that i kicked my lazy ass outside my home during vacation time to watch a movie!!

The best thing about the movie? - Javed Akhtar !!! Man, his poems were too fucking awesome! Specially the way they have been picturized in the movie - the ever so happy-go-lucky Farhan Akhtar drifting away in his thoughts and the poems being recited in the background! Awesomeness! Here is my fav piece from the movie - 

Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai

Jab jab dard ka baadal chaya
Jab ghum ka saya lehraya
Jab aansoo palkon tak aya
Jab yeh tanha dil ghabraya
Humne dil ko yeh samjhaya
Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai
Duniya mein yunhi hota hai ...

Yeh jo gehre sannate hain
Waqt ne sabko hi baante hain
Thoda ghum hai sabka qissa
Thodi dhoop hai sabka hissa
Aankh teri bekaar hi nam hai
Har pal ek naya mausam hai
Kyun tu aise pal khota hai
Dil aakhir tu kyun rota hai...

Amazing stuff! Saala, aansu aa gaye meri aankhon me to ye kavita sunte hi ! :( :(

Best scene from the movie - Where all three guys are travelling in the car, and suddenly Abhay Deol says - Yaar iska fone bahar phenk do koi! And Wooops!! Farhan takes Hritik's blackberry and throws out! :D :D Pure Awesomeness!! I could so so so relate to the scene! I have done a similar thing in a spur of a moment! It wasn't someone's phone, but a bottle filled with dark brown colored liquid! :D :D


However, there were somethings terribly wrong with the movie!! Do you remember the scene where these guys are packing their clothes? Farhan was packing like guys pack! But what the hell was Hritik doing!! I can not believe that a guy, who is not gay, can pack a bag in such an organized manner! They don't make such men anymore! :P  Similarly, Hritik making all the bookings and shit in advance! Come on man, its a guys party! What's the fun if everything is planned! Sigh! :D :D

Reminds me, there was this tomato festival in the movie too! About 90% of my facebook friends have gone crazy about this festival! (Well the rest 10% are chicks, who have no interests in creating such a mess :P They all must be thinking about - itni gandagi saaf karne me kitna time lagega :D ) Trust me, the festival has nothing exciting about it, per se. Its just the semi-clad hot firangan chicks (and the idea of playing holi with them) that all my friends are interested in ;)

Shoot the same song, with all fat and ugly aunteejees playing holi with tomatos in any community park near my home. Trust me, even people from Spain will stop celebrating it from the next year! :D

Caution! - Guys, who are like really close friends with the daughters of family-friends -> Please beware!! You saw na how these clever girls trap poor and innocent guys from their family-friend circles? Abhay Deol just got lucky in the movie, that he got two such good friends who saved his life from marriage! There is no guarantee that you all will get saved too! ;) Rakhee baand ke behen bana lo sabko fatafat! Kya pata kab kaun gale pad jaaye! :D :D

Anyways, a really cool movie overall. If I had a starring system like all the loser movie reviewers, I would give  Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara  4 out of 5 stars!

PS: Panky has collected some of the best poems from the movie here . Do read all of them! 

Monday, August 15, 2011

Another Independence Day!

Yeah yeah, its Independence Day! And for all I care, its only famous for three things

1) Its a dry day
2) No matter what, your office WILL give an off on this day
3) @#$% Hyundai guys wont deliver cars on this day!

Period!

And to all the guys (and mostly girls) giving patriotic gyaan to others on Twitter and Facebook - Screw You! You guys yourselves don't give a shit about the country for 362 days a year, and on three public holidays (Something in January, October, and yeah August) you all become guardians of the soul of patriotism in the online world !

Atleast people like me are honest in saying - Neither do I care, nor do I have time for this! Saala patriotism ka bhoot nahi ghus jaata mere andar achanak se! :P :P Sab nautanki hain saale! Putting up flags on your display pictures on FB, Twitter, Gtalk and blah blah! The only such showoff i ever liked was on orkut! - Shining, glittering cartoonised GIF images ! :D

Oh, and other day I was watching some singing and dancing program on TV, and guess what!! That fast-until-death Anna guy hasn't died of hunger till now!! :O He is now a judge/guest/something similar on TeeVeee!! :O  And pretty much from how he was describing his life, it seems he is some famous guy in the slum infested villages of Mumbai or something! :O Sala, mujhe to idea hi nahi tha!

The only Anna I ever heard of in my life, used to be a movie actor! He used to rape Mithun Chakarvorty's sister in ever single movie!! (The surprising thing was, Mithun da was a nariyal-paani waala in each of these movies, and the movie used to end when Mithin used to kill Anna with his Nariyal opening knife!) Phew ! :D :D

Anyways, rain is falling chama-cham-cham! So no point going out to fly kites! Ghar baitho, pakode khao, chai peeyo aur so jao! Kal subha subha fir office jana padega, to saara patriotism ka bhoot apne aap utar jayega!  :D

Adios Amigos! N yeah - Vande Maataram!

Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Life is like an hourglass..


Jab aadmi ki har taraf se phat jati hai na, to wo aisi behki behki baaten hi karta hai .. Sigh!  



Sunday, August 07, 2011

Friendship Day !!

Woohooo ! Its the first Sunday of August again! So here is me wishing you all a very happy friendship day!!

Friendship days celebrations have been getting more and more boring year on year! These days no one ties 5Rs wala elastic friendship day band anymore :( Also, the number of so-cheesy-that-they-are-on-the-verge-of-romantic SMSes are also decreasing! :(  Waise i never understood the meaning of those stupid messages! So many symbols, icons, smileys, and mix of capital and small letters! Sala Taare-Zameen-Per type dyslexia ho jayega kissi din aise SMSes padke! :D

Waise for the SMS thing, I guess we can safely blame the telecom companies. Few of my friends who still care about me, (but are cheapos at heart), sent friendship day messages yesterday night only (before 12)!!! :D :D

Cant blame them frankly, as no SMS schemes work today, and all messages cost 1Rs flat ! Phew ! (Music playing in the background - Sakhi saaiyan to khoob hi kamaat hain, mehngai dayan khaaye jaat hai :D :D )



Regarding those 5Rs wale elastic friendship bands, I need to make a confession! I never ever in my life bought more than 1 or two every friendship day! :D Once you start exchanging, you get more, and then chupke se you take them off, and there you are, tying it to your next bestest friend!! :D :D

 I think I successfully managed doing this all my school life! :D :D College me aake, thank god, I had some sane humans around, and there were no cheesy concepts of FraaaandSheeep days! Phew.

Kissi ne sach hi kaha hai - In saale mechanical engineers ke pass dil nahi hota! :P

Anyways, have fun and enjoy your friendships day! And well, choose carefully, with whom you spend your friendships day. There is a high chance, you might be spending your Valentines day with one of them too! ;)  :D :D 

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Goa ki Baarish !!

And yet another trip! :D This time to Goa for an extended weekend!

Goa is one place where I can go again and again, year on year and never get tired of it! Bhayya bole to ekdum Laaas Vegaaas hai hindustaan ka! :D  Bas airport pe pair rakhte hi daaru ki khushboo aa jati hai :D :D

This city holds a special place in my heart. It always reminds me of the good old college days. If I am not wrong, this was my 6th or 7th trip to Goa (in past 8 years), and this was just the second time when I didn't go to Goa with my Mech 07 bhailog!

GOA !!

Anyways, there were so many awesome moments during this trip, specially driving a Scorpio in Goa ki Baarish! Me being me, loved splashing in the puddles of water :D Chapaaaaak!! :D  And yeah, the car crosses the speed of 50kmph in just the first gear! Fundoo ekdum!

Also, this was the first time when I went to the famous Tittos club in Goa. Frankly speaking, such a club will have no aukaat if it was in Delhi. It is tiny in size and allows even buddhe aunty uncles inside!!! :O  But the DJ and the alcohol were the two saving graces of the place. And I must say, they quite wonderfully outshined the shortcomings! Phew ! Overall I loved the whole experience in the club! (Oh and there were few couples doing chiggi-wiggi too in the corners of the club :P )

And, I also went to this famous church in Goa too! I forgot its name, but it has the dead body of one of its saints, which is kept without preservatives since a long time! Yeah, yeah, google it and you will find the exact name! Phew... Saala office me poora din to Google karta hu, ab ghar pe bhi Google karwaoge kya? :(

PS: Unlike all the churches I went in Romania, this Church (thankfully) had a public toilet !! :D  FYI - I dislike going to religious places, specially if they don't have a loo !! :D

All in all, the trip was super fun! And specially the gang I was with, was quite enthusiastic and outgoing! Wish the trip didn't end so soon... Sigh.!