California: In a surprising move ahead of its IPO, Facebook headquarters released a bizarre press release today. Taking into account the rising population of hormonally charged Indians, and the subtle Indian culture of creepy Indian relatives poking their noses in everyone's lives, Facebook India is launching a "Add as a Relative" button.
Facebook was under a lot of international pressure since the beginning of this month, after a bearded guy from India Baba DamRev, with a mystical stomach sucking powers, stopped eating food to protest against westernization of India by Facebook. BaBa DamRev could not be reached for a comment. Surprisingly, he is continuing his hunger strike from an unknown location. He was last seen running around in a women's attire (salwar Kameez) by our cheaply outsourced Indian correspondent.
An emotional Zukerberg, while making this announcement, promised to add Gotras and Manglik status as mandatory fields to Facebook profiles of its Indian customers. As taught by his new Indian girlfriend, Champakali - the girl with two ponytails, he even managed to say - Hum bas itna chahte hain ki aap baaratiyo ka swagat Facebook request se keejiye! This was followed by a huge cheer from the 'still cheap but earning in dollars Indian software engineer association of California'.
However, some of the cheap and plagiarized Indian newspapers are filled with protests from the 'losers in life, who could only become something called social evangelists'. As per our watchmen of Indian origin, 'Social Evangelists' is the new section of Indian youth, who avidly use Twitter and Facebook 11 hours a day, on their company time, to vent out, ironically, about the strong IT policies of their companies!
According to some reports, one so-called Indian celebrity, Gay Are Kay, stopped adding his relatives on Facebook, after his Mausi spotted his relationship status as "Committed" on Facebook, and his mom locked him in the toilet for 3 hours, as a punishment!
Keep watching this space as the story builds up. Current reports are coming in about a Lathi-charge, an old Indian custom to honor fasting saints, with some 5000 policemen honoring about 2000 Indians.
