Dilli Ki Sardi and Christmas !

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Seriously, I love this song - Tadpaaye tarsaaye re, saari raat jagaye re, pyaar tera, Dilli ki Sardi!!  :D :D

And since Delhi and Winters are two of my most favorite things in the world, so that makes this song all the more special! :)

Anyways, I have heard that today is Christmas! Sigh, one more festival falls on weekend! Kat gaya! :( :(   Oh, by the way, I was just scanning all the Christmas wishes on my Facebook wall and Twitter feed, and there has been a remarkable decline in the number of people wishing MARRY Christmas this year! :D  Did government of India secretly launch "English Speakna Seekhen" institutions all over the country? :D 

Or is it recession, that is forcing people to correct their bloody english atleast? :O (old post link)

Anyways, Teri vi Xmas, te, Meri vi Xmas.. Sabnu Xmas diyan lakh lakh vadhaiyan!!

Coming back to the original topic of Dilli ki Sardi, one of my friends, Srinivas, summarized recent change in Delhi's weather beautifully in one line - "And the Delhi temperature just dropped from 'Awesome! Delhi winters are here' to 'Dude, it's not funny anymore'..." 

Every year, Delhi's honeymoon period with winters lasts only for a week! And then, it gets horribly, horribly cold out there! And yeah, foggy too!! Last week, I was returning from vacation, and it was so bloody foggy down in Delhi, that we barely saw the ground 2.834 seconds before the plane touched down! Wo to bhagwaan bhala kare us pilot ka, bas 2-4 foot ka estimation galat hota, and we would have landed on somebody's rooftop in Dwarka! :P

There comes a day/moment/point every winter season, when i start to believe that the super romantic winter season is over, and the horrible horrible phase of Delhi winters has started! And sadly, that moment is always in Loo ! Ewww! 

Ab hum kaam kuch bhi karte ho, but dil se to engineer hi hian na bhai shab! :D Why the hell nobody thought about connecting geyser to the loo!! Warm water from the geyser is available for bathing, on the washbasin, but no sir! We don't give warm water for cleaning your backside! Damn! 

last resort! :D :D

60 years of freedom, 2 trillion engineers manufactured every Year, but no one, and that includes me, no one ever thought about this! Blasphemy! And we cry about India shining! Sigh.... Ab mujhe hi kuch karna padega, aur fatafat use patent karwana padega :D :D

Secondly, this thought hit me yesterday night, while sleeping! Why are quilts (blankets/razais) about 6 feet in length? People like me, who want to tuck some part of their quilts below their feet, need about 7 feet of quilt! I am really really uncomfortable, if some air seeps in near my feet! So to make perfect closure, I tuck about half feet quilt under my feet, and then I cant tuck in the blanket under my head! 

I cant create a perfectly sealed cozy enclosure for my sleeping! :( :(  (that is without curling up as a baby bear! :P )

I am thinking, I shouldn't be publishing all these fantabulistic ideas in the open like this! These ideas have the potential to make me the Funsukh Wangdu of the future! :D 

Chalo then, once again wishing you all a Merry Christmas! May a sizzling hot Santa climbs down your chimney tonight and gives you a gift of your lifetime! :D 

Related post: Dilli ki sardi (2007)
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