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Sunday, October 02, 2011

Gabbar, ajkal to life ki watt lag gai hai !

Leave about days, I am not even able to keep track of the weeks flowing by! The only days, when I realize--what day of the week it is--is Saturday, when i wake up in the morning, get ready for office, and then realize - saala aj to chutti hai ! :D :D  (workoholic bastard!!!)

In short, life ekdum boring ho gai hai janeman! :(

By the way, *drumrolls please*, I went to temple today, that too EARLY MORNING !! OMG ! How could i do this to myself! :( .... Beta, mummy ki maar se bachne ke liye karna padta hai :D

The temple had a huge line, owing to the fact that its almost the last Navratra. I was standing at the end of the line, when I saw an auntyjee, trying to do a sprint like Kajol did to catch the train in the last scene of DDLJ! And peeche peeche her patidev was also running trying to match up with her! (buddha saala ) :P And then instead of shouting "Raaaahuuuuul" like Kajol did, auntyjee shouted "Bhayyyyyaaaa" in a specific direction! :O :O No need to make that face, even I got confused! :P

I was shocked till she completed her sentence -  "Bhayya, bhagwaan ke liye mera baccha mujhe wapis de do!!!!" (Aaila, crisis me bhi over acting! :D ) I got amazed, looked at her patidev, and gave him a look saying - Dude! what the fuck is wrong with your chick? :P (Ab har kissi ko apni wali to chick hi lagti hai na bhai! :P

When I turned around saw this in the direction of the shout, ekdum se poora scene samajh aa gaya! It seems that auntyjee, engrossed in her pooja path, picked up the prasad waala nariyal, and left her 4 year old son at the nariyal wala! Bhakti ke chakkar me aunty apne chillar lena hi bhool gai! :D On top of that, from her position in the long line, I am guessing, It took her atleast 15 minutes to realize ki saaman me ek piece kam hai :D Must have been a really sweet and silent kid! :D (Apne papa pe to nahi gaya hoga. Baap to bada khadoos lag raha tha uska! :D )

And on top of that, after getting the kid back, the melodramatic auntyjee wanted to fight with the whole line to get back to the position - "where she was standing before she realized that she had two kids, and had lost one of them" :P. Seriously, aise cartoon hote hain na kuch log, ki inki life ke video seedha cartoon network pe dikhoge, to bacche haste haste pagal ho jayenge!

Are bacche chodo, bade bade log haste haste pagal ho jayenge, till they realize - O teri, ye pagal aurat to meri biwi hi hai! :D :D

Seriously, if not for these people, life would have been so boring!

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