About 6 years ago, on a fine summer morning, I was doing my early morning "Long Term Fixed Deposit" thing in the hostel washroom, and I said to myself - If God has given me such an uncanny ability to annoy and insult people, why should I confine it to the inmates of this hostel? Why not go out and annoy the whole world! :O

And thus this blog was born! :D

Fast forward 6 years, and it was a cold shivering rainy and awful afternoon in the mid of April - I was standing in a sandwich shop in Iceland and another brilliant idea stuck me!!! We will come back to the idea in a little while, but what does this whole story tell you?

That my bloody brain is not in the head!! :D :D It is definitely stuck around somewhere near my stomach! :D  I can only think while eating or shitting :P

I remember one of my far sighted, MBA-going-to-be-investment-banker type of friend once told me - Dude, if you are in the government office, I am sure no one would bribe you with real money, just a couple of home-made paranthas and you are their slave for life! :D

Frankly speaking, in my ideal world, people would not bribe each other in ten, fifty, hundred, or thousand rupee notes! Instead they will bribe in plain parantha, laccha parantha, pyaaz parantha, and the epitome of money, the 1000Rs note of my world - Alu ka Parantha!! :D

Ahem! Likhte likhte hi muh me paani aa gaya! :D

Anyways, before I went to that sandwich shop, I was sitting in office and listening to some old songs, the last one being - Gore gore, o baanke chore (youtube link)! So while walking to the sandwich shop, I was humming to the tune of the same.

Now as soon as I entered the shop, I saw a "healthy" (when i say healthy, I mean as healthy as Dolly Bindra) chick ordering a pizza for herself! With super-extra-king-size layers of cheeze! :O  And suddenly, with a spark of brilliance my brain started working overtime, and within 3 seconds, like it happens in cartoons,  there was a bulb hanging over my head! :D



And I had remixed Gore, Gore, o baanke chore.. to depict the plight of that chick..(it will be good if you listen to the original song first, so that you can sing along)  :P


And then there were some other paragraphs, which ..errr..do not deem fit for the public domain :D :D

Waise, by God ki kasam, if you just remove cheese and mayonnaise from this country, ek ek piece Katrina Kaif hai! :D :D   But anyways, as they say -- kabhi kisi ko mukammal jahan nahin milta, kahin zameen to kahin aasman nahin milta... Sigh!