Friday, January 28, 2011

Dimag ki batti gul ho gai!

These days i have started carrying red, blue, green handkerchiefs in my pocket (just like purane zamane ke roadside romeos!) just to make sure that i am not colorblind! (yeah, i keep on checking every half an hour!) Everywhere i go, the only color i see is white, because of the snow. And trust me when i say this - I have only seen sun once, and that too for precisely 4 minutes in whole 2011 !!! Being an Indian, i never ever thought Sun could be such a rare commodity! Sala India me to roz sooraj dikh jata tha! 

No wonder these firangi chicks are doodh ki tarah gori! Jab dhoop ke darshan hi nahi honge to kaali kaise hongi?

Just a couple of days back, i was having chat with a friend who is stuck in the amreekan snow, and we both came to this conclusion - Ki saala pichle 3 mahine me itni snow dekh li hai , ki bas ab zindagi bhar ka quota poora ho gaya hai! Phew. Anyways, i think thats enough for snow related cribbing

Amongst other top stories, i have been wondering since the past 2 weeks, that why the hell is half of my facebook friend list going crazy over Aamir ki Dhobi Ghaat? (The other half is still sane, they did not like the movie a single bit. Most of them even walked out of the theater!! ) Needless to say, I didn't like the movie, i thought it was pathetic, and if i could find a way to draw negative stars, i would have given it -3.5 stars! 

Is this Aamir's new wife?
The story had no head or tail. Aamir is a crazy painter, the chick is a desperate-for-some-action NRI, the dhobi is well a dhobi (who is btw as desperate as the chick) and yeah, there are a couple of more characters in the movie, who themselves are confused that what were they casted for! The movie starts at an arbit note, and ends even more abruptly.. If you have not watched it yet, please avoid it (Unless you are one of those - self-acclaimed-movie-critics!)

Anyways, the master-chef has cooked some baingan ka bharta and arhar ki daal (yellow daal) for dinner today. So see you after the dinner break! 

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11 comments:

♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥ said...

Maine abhi tak snow nhi dekha :|

Amrita said...

yahan snow bahut enthu main shuru to hua par khatam bhi jaldi ho gaya
oh dhobi ghat is that pathetic kya, tried watchin it for 15 mins and thot i deserve adrak chai,abhi download kiya hai to baad main dekhoongi socha to hai, but now, i feel its better off deleted :P
wow, arhar dal and baigan bharta, amazing! saath main parathe? ;)

The Furobiker said...

yes! I cant live without paranthas :D

Sumit Kaur said...

I had the sanity left in me so I never tried to watch Dhobighat and will never do in my life :D

Yayaver said...

I watched the movie, it was good for me. Insanity has its own pleasure sirji..

The Furobiker said...

you belong to the first half of my friend list then :D

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

itna sahi review diya hai kya bataao!! matlab there was no sense in the whole movie!! i think this must have been the first time i dozed off in the hall(for 5 mins)!

SNOW :) ka mazaa lelo.. .. bhale hi with colorful handkerchiefs :)

and khane ki baat le lo, to we are planning to buy one of those MTR ready to eat food packets.. hehe

The Furobiker said...

mtr packets?? kitne aalsi log ho!

PA said...

I decide to five The Dhobi movie a miss the moment I saw the initial traliers :D

The Furobiker said...

i wish i was that intelligent too :(

ceedy said...

The other side effect of not seeing snow for long is depression not only dudh ki tarah gori chicks...