Rahul Dulhania Le Jayenge - Swayamvar Season 2

Saturday, January 30, 2010

The dude who gave nice and hot massages to Payal Rohatgi in Bigg Boss is back on another reality show!! Swayamvar Season 2- Rahul Dulhaniya le jayenge!

I was just wondering, that in season one, guys were showing their macho skills to woo Rakhee Sawant. What will happen when 12 girls try to woo Rahul Mahajan? Strip Tease with a pole dance!?! Wow man, i am already excited about the show :D :D :D . Ok! Jokes apart after the end of Bigg Boss 3, there was a big void in the life of an average TV viewer of India. 9pm to 10pm became the most boring slot of the day and people even started working extra in the office so as not to get bored at home!! :O :O

Moving on, i always had one question in mind! Why dont relatives have any other topic of discussion/conversation other than marrying off any kid of the family who is above the age of 20? I mean do they get any commissions or fees for match making? I really really get pissed off by such people! Abe apne kaam se matlab rakho! Chai peeyo ghar jao! Phew.

Anyways, there is a nice Valentine's day post (read contest) is coming on this blog in the next couple of days! Keep watching! :D

I quit !!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Its not about daruu!! Its about my job!!. I have finally resigned from the first job of my life. Currently i am running a countdown of the notice period days. So you can keep a track of it by following my twitter feed (click here). LOL ! - Thats what you call naked self promotion!

I had no emotions while writing the resignation letter but had a kind of fear(?) while writing my resignation email. I mean its fucking creepy writing the first resignation email of your life!! I checked my offer letter from my new employers 20 times atleast and read each and every email i got from them while writing the resignation email! Phew.

Anyways will keep you updated about the new developments - about the attitude of the people around, about my attitude, and every other thing related to the honeymoon period or as they call it notice period! Ciao!!

Dil to Bachcha Hai Ji: Ishqiya

Monday, January 18, 2010

After a long time a song is stuck so badly in my heart! I am listening to this over and over!!
Here is the video, scroll down for lyrics

Aisi ulji nazar unse hatt ti nahi
Daant se reshmi dor katt ti nahi
Umar kab ki baras ke safaid ho gayi
Kaari badari jawani ki chatt ti nahi
Walla ye dhadkan bhadne lagi hai
Chehre ki rangat udne lagi hai
Darr lagta hai tanha sone mein ji
Dil to bachcha hai ji
Dil to bachcha hai ji
Thoda kaccha hai ji
Haan dil to baccha hai ji
Aisi ulji nazar unse hatt ti nahi
Daant se reshmi dor katt ti nahi
Umar kab ki baras ke safaid ho gayi
Kaari badari jawani ki chatt ti nahi
Ra ra ra ..

Kisko ptaa tha pehlu mein rakha
Dil aisa baaji bhi hoga
Hum to hamesha samajhte the koi
Hum jaisa haaji hi hoga
Hai zor karein, kitna shor karein
Bewaja baatein pe ainwe gaur karein
Dilsa koi kameena nahi
Koi to rokey, koi to tokey
Iss umar mein ab khaogey dhokhe
Darr lagta hai ishq karne mein ji
Dil to bachcha hai ji
Dil to bachcha hai ji
Thoda kaccha hai ji
Haan dil to baccha hai ji

Aisi udhaasi baithi hai dil pe
Hassne se ghabra rahe hain
Saari jawani katra ke kaati
Piri mein takra gaye hain
Dil dhadakta hai to aise lagta hai woh
Aa raha hai yahin dekhta hi na woh
Prem ki maarein kataar re
Taubah ye lamhe katt te nahi kyun
Aankhein se meri hatt te nahi kyun
Darr lagta hai mujhse kehne mein ji
Dil toh bachcha hai ji
Dil toh bachcha hai ji
Thoda kaccha hai ji
Haan dil toh baccha hai ji

Where she writes a poem for me!!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

:) :) :)

Head over to her blog - Click here - to read the poem ..

And yeah.. there is a fotographic proof over there that i was in less than 100 kgs category at some point in my life!!

Google says to China - Screw You!!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

"No one has got three balls, but some people have got two very good ones!" - Furobiker

Every person / company and insect has a temperament limit, but only so few of them have the courage to stand up and atleast raise their voice if not kick someone's ass. I only loved Google till few days back, but now i have a deep respect for it from the bottom of my heart!

Someone has the guts in the world to stand up against China. Everyone knows that Google was very uncomfortable from the beginning in showing the censored results in its Chinese version of Google search (available through google.cn). And finally when it realized that not only its search results were being censored to show half truths in China, it also discovered that its Gmail services were being attacked in China to get more information about Human rights activists! So it has finally announced that it will show normal un-censored results on its search engines, be it any part of the world. It doesnt even care about its USD 600 million revenues, which it earns in China,  when there is a question on its ethics and its integrity! Respect!

Ofcourse the arrogant Chinese government has issued a statement, "If you want to do business in China, you gotta go by our rules". So soon its gonna be a bye bye from Google to China. Go Chinese people and keep reading only positive news about china from your positively yours Chinese search engine Baidu! I just remember a small story from the childhood days. By closing its yes or turning away its face, the pigeon can not avoid being eaten by the cat!

Its a free world, therefore it should have a free internet also. And by free i mean everyone should have the right to speak freely and read freely what others are saying!

I can sum up by saying, while the US government can never muster up enough courage to do such a thing, Google has done it by just supporting the right and raising its voice against the wrong!

The Couple Theory

Leaving the arranged marriage folks aside, i have a question relating to the truly, madly, deeply in love couples, which ofcourse includes married and unmarried both types!

As a general observation, don't you think most of the couples have both the partners having extremely different interests/nature or whatever you call it ? I know it sounds a bit strange but as i have observed, generally they are in different directions. One is talkative and the other one is silent types (most of the men are forced to fall in this category without any choice!) One is shy, other is very outgoing and likewise cases.

Do i have some chemical loccha (problem!)  in my brain like munnabhai or has everyone observed this?

Ab main Tummy ki sunu, ya mummy ki?

Monday, January 04, 2010

Those of you who know me personally, know this fact that i am a food-o-holic. Even after i have eaten full lunch boxes of the colleagues who still dare to eat with me, the sight or the smell of some good street food from a distance of 100 meters is enough to start my mouth to water and my feet are automatically attracted towards it.

I sometimes feel that the food items talk to me, calling me to save them from going into the stomach of a 200 pound sarkari aadmi who has a bulging stomach enough to rest his chai cup on it. By the way why is chai ka pyala always associated with the sarkari folks? Who cares about sarkari folks anyways, So you understand the gravity of my situation, right? Good. Another important thing to note here is if i get one wish from a genie to have either unlimited supply of paranthas, a room full of blond females or an unlimited supply of beer, i am 100% sure that i will choose the paranthas option. (and wish that genie gifts me the beer for my honesty!!)

Like the Indian planning commission, my mom also creates 5 year plans. And unlike the Indian government she takes her plans too seriously. So her latest five year plan comprises of only 2 bullet points: My marriage and My weight. (there is also a small mention about something something MBA, but i think she has decided to remove the impossible things from her plans :D )

I grew suspicious from the past 2 weeks when my mom stopped prodding me to go on my morning jogs?? And no scolding when i asked for paranthas instead of eating rotis with her gobhi and bhindi ki sabjees? I mean i dont hate gobhee and bhindi, but i kind of avoid them because the whole summers and monsoons its only gobhee and bhindi i can see all around! Familarity breeds contempt you see..

So i sent 5 private detectives to get me leads on her plans and schemes. And when i got the report of the detectives i was shocked!! Imagine ekta kapoor kind of serial where you can see my shocked expression from three different camera angles. The pooja ki thali drops tannnnnn!! and i myself get a huge shock and fall on the floor and faint. You wanna know the contents of the report? My mom has been serving me Recession Paranthas from the past few weeks!!!

She has replaced all the good old desi ghee by some stupid low cal refined good-for-heart oil! And also the butter has vanished from my house! :(  All the paranthas she had been cooking had only 1 spoon of stupid refined oil instead of 4 spoons of desi ghee :(  She proudly calls it the effects of the recession!! :O :O And i can guarantee you that she is not in HR department of any company!. :(

Ab tummy ki sunu ya mummy ki ? :(  Any suggestions!! I cant survive on the stupid recession paranthas anymore :(