There are a few incidents at times, which change the entire course of a person's life! In the lifetime of this planet 'Earth', there have only been two such instances, which screwd up the whole small, sweet ecosystem created by God! First was when Adam discovered Eve was a 'bit' different than him! His typical reaction was - oh, uhh, hmmmmm, interesting, wooooow!! And the rest is history, 6 billion population is not a joke!

Second such incident was when Rakhee Sawant was born! By God ki kasam! Sala dunia me koi paida nahi hua usko takkar dene ko! This silicon ki gudia never fails to amaze me! The other day, i was watching her new reality show - Rakhee ka Insaaf !! waise show ka naam hi kaafi solid hai baap! :D :D

By the way, have you ever observed, how all the big famous writers start with 'the other day', they never specify it as - today, tomorrow, yesterday, or by some date! Yeah right! Sab jhoote hain saale, all that they write is fiction, without really going anywhere or observing anything! The only thing that they do whole day is sit in their beds, drink tea and comment while reading the newspaper - Daaarling, is desh ki halat bahut kharab hoti jaa rahi hai !


Coming back to the topic, their was a similar show conducted by some female named Kiran Bedi sometime back, but the aura, the personality and the sadak-chaap style of rakheejee has no match in this whole world!! :D :D

The high point of the show was a sting operation!! Rakheejee knew the outcome of the case beforehand, as she had verified her hypothesis by conducting a sting operation on one of the fighting parties! But the way, she was playing for an hour with her - dil ko choo lene wale questions - was amazing! Saala meri to aaknon me aansu aa gaye the Rakheejee ki brilliance dekh ke! :D :D

There are a few qualities in life, which can only be attributed as God's gift. Even some of the gifted people like Prabhu Chawla and Rajat Sharma do not have the capability to grill a chick (one of the fighting party) to ascertain that a random guy is her bhayya or saiyyan ! :D :D

And the defendants in the show are also amazing, 3 minutes ago, one chick was crying and shouting that the random guy is her brother and is like God for her. And as soon as Rakheejee showed a MMS (or lets say sting operation clip :D )  , the chick reversed her stand and ran to shower kissies to the random guy!!!

On a serious note, in a country where there are such defendants, and such judges, sab kuch bhagwan bharose hi chalta hai bhai.. Waise the target audience for all the entertainment products is changing these days. Apna sallu bhai starring DABANG, Superstar Rajni presents Robot, Rakheejee ka Insaaf - all the rickshaw pullers and auto guys love these three !! There is a small, petty, shady movie theater near my house ( Its just above a desi and angrezi daru ka theka!) And the theater is running full even on advance booking, since the day when Dabangg was released! So many rickshaw pullers and so less theaters to cater to them. tch tch... bahut nainsafi hai bhai!!

Anyways, time to take my goldfishes to their evening walk :D Will be back soon :D