The Furobiker

You know when you are growing up, you pass through some real uncomfortable age groups. Yeah, right! The ages when you can neither sit with the kids, nor the grown ups. Trust me, those are the best days of your life!!(yeah yeah, you can play summer of 69 tune in the background while reading this line :P ) The best part of that age group is that you don't have to do idiotic things like spilling all your food on your clothes like kids, and you don't have to bear the boring parents age group talks!!

So yesterday as i was digging into an awesome alu tikki at Bitto Tikki Wala, we met some of my sis's parental friends (defined as the friends of our age group, whose parents are also friends with our parents). So the group split into three sub groups. Sister and her friends. Mummyjees...and Papajees + me. And then begun the longest torture of my life. If you know, how bad were chinese torturing techniques, this parental talks are a torture of much higher degree!!

Both the papajees were too busy boasting about their kids, that how intelligent their kids were, right from the moment they were born! Though my dad skipped the part where i flirted with the nurse, 3 minutes after i was born :D :D :P .. How many college entrance exams their kids appeared in, then they started comparing ranks in those exams, and then more boasting - my kids are more intelligent than yours, although both of them got ranks beyond 2 lakh for 30 seats!!!! :D

Another point of irritation is fake boasting! Dude, everyone knows that in competitive exams lakhs and lakhs of students appear for few hundred seats. So its not a shame that your kid could not clear one or two exams! I have seen crazy parents, who think their kids are direct descendants of James Bond himself.. Typical dialogs include - "My kid was selected in AIIMS, IIT, IIM, ... put any awesome institute name here... but did not join it!!!"  and i am like .. eh!! Chappal utar ke maarunga agar dubara aisi bakwaas kari to!!! Who in their right minds would not join such institutes after getting selected in them? Unclejee.. hum bhi gadhe nahi hain..!

And then there are insults and intriguing questions like - how much do you earn.. ooooh... you should have studied more in 12th.. why dont you do mba to earn respectable amount.. when do you plan to marry.. who will give you your daughter when you earn such a pathetic salary.. and some more crap... I had to bear all this for 45 long minutes!! :( :(

Kissi ne sach hi kaha hai.. Parents will be parents...uffff



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