to kehte hain hello.. Hello, hello.. .. hello hello Hello!

So today morning i got a call from this chick.. she was from some placement consultancy, after giving me a short brief about her company, the conversation began...

Chick: Abhishek, i am calling from blah blah placement consulting, and would like to tell you about a job opening

Generally, i hang up at this point - if i want a job, i will call up the HR of the concerned company myself! I don't need any placement consulting to help me out. But somehow she sounded like a hot chick over the phone, and as any other normal guy, i just could not hang up on her! :D :D :D Oh, by the way, i hope i told you my hot-chick-phone-detection theory? I can, with 90% accuracy, predict that a girl is hot or not by just listening to her telephonic voice! True Story! Anyways, before i could blabber something, she started throwing questions at me!

Chick: So your profile says, you are a Telecom Specialist! (oh my fucking God!! She called me a Telecom Specialist!! Meri aankhon ke saamne hoti to iska ek chumma le leta!! )

Anyways, i just replied 'yes' to her, and she started shooting off the job profile - we are conducting this recruitment drive for a client of ours... you will be managing 10-15 people independently.. a telecom project.. blah blah blah..!

Her slight mention of some telecom project caught my attention! I started insisting her on telling for which company were they hiring ! After a lot of discussion and bargaining, we both realized that the discussion was going nowhere except like the daily fight between Sabjee-wala (vegetable vendor) and aunteejee's!! ) I was the bigger jackass in the discussion, so won finally!

She was hiring for ***** *******, my previous organization!!!! I suddenly became infuriated! Damn it, are all these placement consulting people blind!! She was the third chick to call me during past two weeks, from different placement consultancies, hiring for my ex organization!! I suddenly lost it on her, and asked, why the fuck she didn't check my employers too on the resume which she downloaded from some God forsaken jobs website!! Poor girl, rechecked it and said finally, "Sir there is no mention of your present or past companies in this version of your resume, which you have uploaded on this job website!" :P :P :P Ab main samjha! 3 hot chicks can not all be so dumb that they forget to check my employers mentioned on the resume before calling! Phew!

Anyways! I thought of updating my profile, but then left it as it is.. Feels good to see that the void which you left 7 months ago, is still a .. well void! :D You see, Bhagwan ne mere jaisa ek hi namoona banaya hai! :D Unique piece! He he he ...

Chalo then, enjoy your weekend.. and the weekdays after that.. i am running off to the hills... saala bheja fry ho gaya hai Dilli me.. Adios.. Be nice... and RabbRakha ! (God bless you, in punjabi :P )