I spent a good hour reading Jokes about commonwealth Games on Twitter and on blogs. Copy pasting some of the good ones here.. (My life is too messed up right now to think of a logical post and put it on the blog, till then enjoy these jokes!)
Disclaimer! - None of them is my creation, credit to their original authors for such creative thinking..
Best one!! >>> Delhi badnaam hui darling tere liye!Sadkein bhi jam hui, CWG tere liye
1) BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling collapsed
2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya
3) Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal’s tally.
4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.
5) Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)
6) Whats common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....
7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!
8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!
9) Ek waqt aisa aayega, kalmadi bhi sharmayega
10) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away
11) Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!
12) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI
13) next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games
14) Photo for the last one..!
18 comments:
good collection :)
deserve to be read by others..
sharing on FB :)
btw..I hope they pass even after preparing at the 11th hour just like we do.
Lolzzzz.... KWG was cool :)
now i have started 'respecting' lalit modi.. he wd have at least shifted the games to south africa at the 11th hr..
Hum Games vahi Khilange !
Why does a indian bridge collapse,... because they complete it.
Commonwealth Games 2010 are best planned and safe game ever....
http://nalwayablog.blogspot.com/2010/09/breaking-newscommonwealth-games-2010.html
My alliteration on CWG - Crumbling infrastructure, collapsing bridges, cracking beds, corrupt Kalmandi makes CWG a catastrophe!
LOL!!!!!
Too goood!!!!!
You just made me laugh my heart out, on an otherwise dull day!
So many pull outs of CWG could have been avoided if kalmadis father had pulled out just in time!
Ajay's comment is really very witty...
If Suresh Kalmadis's dad had pulled out on time,So Many athletes would not have pulled out of CWG...
Breaking news: Out-of-court settlement in Ayodhya case. Hindus agree to
let build the maszid there, provided it is constructed by Kalmadi and
company!!
Instead of Prince Charles and Smt. Pratibha Patil, OC decided to have Pamela Anderson as the games inaugurator. The reason, since most of the Indians, are tired of old, weary, fully draped Pratibha Patil and Prince Charles(heard Camilla is also tired of him), they will be out of the venues. To bring back cheerful young blood, Pamela was a unanimous choice. Secondly, since all the monies were spent on Kalmadi and his cronies, Pamela is cheaper replacement as she was anyway coming to India as part of Big Boss season 4. Her accommodation will be provided in the Big Boss’s house.
Now you know why Kalmadi still says, “the games will be a big hit than the Beijing Olympics”.
Everybody saw the photo of a footprint on the bed taken in the games village. The footprint was later found out to be Kalmadi's. Don't know what he did on the bed.
So many pullouts from CWG if Kalmadi's dad had pulled out on time, probably this could have been avoided.
Hilarious collection indeed... Just shared a couple of these on Twitter & Facebook, too. Thanks & Cheers! ;-)
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