One wise man once said, never keep all your eggs in one basket! I guess he was right.. i realized this today morning.. !!

Today morning as the sun was about to rise, and the world was fast asleep, the birds were singing in the trees and the owls were returning to their nests.. Kya bakwaas hai ye .. !! Anyways, today morning i woke up at 5 am with some beep beep sound on my android. Ignoring that as the usual 'read my sms and buy 80 lakh ka flat' kind of a message, i tried to sleep again. 5 minutes later, again a beep beep sound! This time i checked the phone. Ok, please get aside and make some space for the pooja ki thaali to fall on the ground! Tannnnnnn! Tannnn!! Yeah. It was displaying a message - "Your password does not match, please re enter your google password" Dude, i am using the same password since past 2 months at least and at 5 am today morning you decide to tell me that my password does not match!

I got up and ran to a real computer to log into my account! As expected, i was not able to log into. Google showed me an error - "Your account has been disabled due to suspicious activity!" There was no mention of what the suspicious activity was, no mention of when my account was locked, only one option was there -> Enter your mobile number to receive confirmation message! Lo bhayya, daal dia mobile number bhi. 10 minutes gone, 20 minutes gone, 30 minutes gone, i did not receive any message!

I even got so bored waiting for that key to my destiny to be sent by google through a stupid sms that i went for a morning walk! Ab bhai, your all the accounts, important messages, blog rights, and everything else is not as important as watching chicks running around in hot pants at 6 am in the park! Anyways, half an hour later, i came back but still no reply! I checked numerous online forums, websites, and hundreds of people are crying over the net with this same crappy problem!! I re-entered my mobile number and waited for another 10 minutes! By this time i started to loose my patience. It is really difficult to explain that your google account is disabled to the dood-wala, paper-wala, car cleaning guy and who-so-ever comes to your house early morning and asks - bhayya sab theek to hai, aap itni subha subha!!!

Anyways, i started making a list of what all i lost with my google account, and what all i can save. It was a really hard feeling to see, that almost every activity of mine was linked with a google account! Damnit! And with whims and fancies of Google, i am loosing on every-fucking-thing! Specially the e-copies of all the chacha chaudhary books from the inbox! Daimn! Finally after 2 hours of drama, i entered my sissie's idea mobile number in the Google magic box! And Voila, some stupid random number came!! Its really strange, the mobile service you make the most fun of, comes to your help in one of the worst situations of your personal life!

And finally after entering that magic number, my google account allowed me to log in! (but it took a few hours for all other services to get up!) And no they did not tell me what was that suspicious activity which led to increase in my blood pressure levels and wastage of 2 complete hours! Anyways, lesson learnt, have started migrating all the services to new gmail addresses!! (fuck!!) Each address will hold only one service so that my whole life does not get fucked up by one line of crappy code written by some pizza eating beer guzzling junkie sitting at the Google offices!

Wait a minute, there is a mention of Katrina Kaif in the title of the post!! But i didnt mention it anywhere else! Yeah, you guessed it right! I am a jerk and i just wrote Katreena's name to force some more of you all to read my bakwaas love story with my Google account...(while obviously searching whole page for Katreena hot pics :P )! Adios!