So how much do you think beauty queen Rakheeji knows about Novikov self-consistency principle relating to space time travel?  Ya right! My knowledge levels are same about football!

All i know is that there is some saint known as Paul octopus baba ji in Germany, who decides the results of the matches, and then the teams go to the ground to execute his orders! And they call us Indians as superstitious! Crazy people! By the way most of the people i know are just shouting the name of one or the other team just to show off that they are not football illiterates ! Why is this sudden euphoria about football in sadda India all of a sudden? Saala jidhar cheer-leaders dikhti hai, sab usi game ke dewane ho jate hain! ! !  :D :D

Waise, i know something more about Football, its known as Vuvuzela!!! Woo hoo! Bi God ki kasam! Kya mast tune banai hai! I wish it was a bit more musical, but as of now, i am happy with the IPL hooter sound as my phone ringtone! Its a goody goody feeling when my phone rings in the public places, people give that look, smirk and turn away! Even my parents behave as if i am the chotu of the house, being brought along with to pick up all the vegetable packets! Well, its a different case that i am the chotu of the house who is taken every Saturday to the Shani bazaar to pick up all the vegetable packets! Phew. Its a dogs life, i tell you..

By the way, if you were on a short vacation or were stuck inside you home in the past 4 days then there is a sad news for you! My dear friend, you missed the monsoon season in Delhi for the year 2010 ! Yeah, there were sprinkles one day and 3 MM rain on the other day! First day, i was stuck in a one hour traffic jam, second day a phucking 3 hour traffic jam!

Slowly, the realization has dawned on me that i am a winter person. I dont like summers, i dont like rains, and i am kind of neutral towards winters! Wait a minute, i aways thought there were 5 seasons! This old age is taking its toll on my memory, anyways! Signing out for now, gotta eat dinner while watching Annu malik tell 2 year old kids how to improve their Taffaluz and tallafuz!  How come i never met a guy with the name Annu ever? Is that the secret behind his melodious voice?