So other day, while i was slogging my ass in office working on something totally irrelevant to my long term career plans of becoming Rakheejee's co star in the biggest holywood movie ever made, by the way, trust me that will be the biggest super-hit of all times (please leave aside rajneekant movies, i dont know why people are so mad about that gross stuff!) Anyways, sorry i got carried away, so i was working in office for some 14 hours while my Mech gang was discussing an earth shattering, top secret problem relating to national defense! Well.. errr.. sort of!
So this super genius friend of mine Akhilesh urf Lavy ( i must add - a total sarkaari guy) had a unique problem, which we common pathetic human beings living in parched Delhi lands can never even imagine! So his problem was - " Bhai log ..jaisa ki aap sab jaante hain ki kareeb pichle ek mahine se mumbai me barish ho rai hai , dhoop nai nikal rahi , jis wajah se kapde nai sookhte . bhai kapde to bhaad me jaaye (clothes can go to hell) but main problem hai ki is karan chaddiyan bhi nai sookhti !!! Zindagi barbad ho gai hai, meri din ka chain aur raat ki neend ud gai hai .. please is samasya se nipatne ka koi asan upay batawe""
For the illiterates, this is what a chaddi is - click here
Now considering that over 50% of the population of India lives in Delhi and Mumbai (ok!! stop wondering, have you ever seen traffic jams in these two cities in the peak hours?!?) And lets assume mumbai has more people living in it (Sala aadha India hero banne ke chakker mein mumbai jaake baith jaata hai!) So anyways, our assumption says population of mumbai is around 30 crores!! So this "geeli chaddi trouble" is not only for my dear sarkari friend but also his 30 crore fellow-aspiring-movie-stars problem! Anyways, so here is a list of potential
1) Buy 30 new chaddis, one for each day. Rains can not last for more than a month! Wash all of them together once the monsoons are over! (Lagta hai iske baap ki chaddiyo ki dukaan hai, fokat advertizing kar raha hai yaha!
2) Buy a washing machine with a dryer!! (intelligent fellow i must say! Washing machine ke paise tera chacha dega?)
3) Tie a thread on the fan, and then tie your chaddi on the thread!! Ghoom ghoom ke ek din sokh hi jayegi!!
4) Polythene ki chaddi banwa lo!! Na geeli hogi, na koi tension!!
5) Lungi (link) pehanna chalu kar do!
6) Last but not the least, one guy got frustrated and replied! - Kya bakwaas hai, jis din na sookhe, us din mat pehno! (awesome idea!! err.. but dont try this at home!, The furobiker group is not responsible for any cuts/impotency caused by the zip of your pant if you follow this method :P :D :D )
Dekha!! How easily some of the most complex problems of life can be solved! :D :D Bas 5 engineer bitha do bakar karne ke liye, sala koi na koi solution to nikaal hi denge!! :D :D :D Now fatafat add your solutions to the "Geeli Chaddi Problem" in the comments!

3 comments:
Har samsya ka samadhaan hai aapke pass...wah sir take a bow !
chor sardar...mail ka content utha kar chhap diya yahan...waise baad wali prob ka bhi solution hai..start wearing the pants without zip (like our track pants)...or simply replace the zip with buttons...
dil khush kar diya , itne fundoo ideaz hain.. Waise ek solution yeh hai ki monsoon mein 30 crore janta apne apne gharo ko laut jaaye ( i m assuming all people r frm outside)... na mumbai/ delhi mein rahenge na chaddi geeli hogi..
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