Rising fuel prices, earth shattering inflation and my pathetic slumdog salary has forced me to use Delhi Metro on weekends. (On weekdays i travel in an shabby cab, which doesnt seem like a cab at all but more of a minibus running between west delhi and noida and yeah with a driver who drives slower than the rate at which Stephen Hawking speaks! And before i forget, some really sweet cab mates who discuss nothing except chicks, chicks and chicks! Well yeah, thats an interesting topic, but who know me will know that i care more about sleep than about chicks! ) So cab bashing apart, i generally use Delhi Metro while going towards Connaught Place.
In the last couple of weekends, i have generally noticed a typical type of crowd travelling in the metros - 12th pass kids applying for colleges! And i was much amused to notice this (yeah much more amused than the day when rakhee gave her first kiss of life to mika and not me!) that most of them discuss that how pathetic their marks are (generally they all claim to fall below 60% , sometimes 55%), how many compartments they have, which colleges have sports quotas and stuff! I mean where are those talented people who dream to be kalpana chawla (while wasting 3 hours per day applying make up), and chessie dude vishvanathan anands (while discussing only chicks and chicks in all the time they have!? ) I would say ghor kalyug!
The other crowd in metro is just full of usual people - guys standing in a corner and giving ratings to chicks (rating scale varies from katrina kaif to tun tun) , some really worried unclejees who thing that their office roof will fall if they stop thinking about work and talk to someone else, auntejees who keep sporting their FM wala fone ( i have noticed a couple of times that they dont even play FM, they just put a headfone in their ears and then listen to innocent people gossiping, who think that auntyjee is listening to muzik!!). And yeah, some really random jerks like me, who keep on laughing at stupid people while even pointing finger at them to make it more embarrassing for them :D :D :D
Oh by the way, for those who understood what i was trying to say in this post (click here) Full-time MBA karne ki na aukat bachi hai aur na hi umra :D :D)
4 comments:
I am loving it! :) :) :)
Oh really!! All the best :-)
B/w nice post :D
As we wait for Friday for a movie release….in a similar way…we wait for the release of a new Furobiker post every Saturday….:)
So like a critic here are my reviews and criticism for ur latest release
Another jocoserious post from furobiker. Starring him ( as always) and Rakhee jee in guest appearance (quite predictable, none of his posts are complete without rakhee jee’s mention) and the "small" sidey characters – bad boys ( boys who only talk about chicks, chicks and chicks), chichora boys.
The post is set up in the backdrop of metro. It has subtle and sublime humor. My ratings for this post is three stars.
Umra kab ki baras ke safed ho gai eh?
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