Time: close to 6 am
As usual i was doing my sleepy early morning walks in the park. By the way, i started early morning walks to find some peace and solace in the natural surroundings with birds chirping in the backdrop. Aah! A perfect scene from Dilwale Dulhania Le jayenge with me shouting aao..aao to the birds while throwing some grains on the ground!
Anyways, i guess the noise levels on a construction site with heavy drilling machines are much less as compared to the noise levels in the early morning park situations. If you observe carefully, all the khoosat buddhe (80 years and above) form a circle in the center of the park and try making some strange laughing/coughing and what not kind of noises in the name of yoga while trying to impress auntyjees-who-were-mallika-sehrawat-lookalikes-40-years-ago !
Coming back to the topic, half sleepy - half awake, i was somehow dragging myself when i heard a shrill shouting noise! I looked up and found a someone-please-look-at-me-i-am-trying-to-look-so-hot-and-desperate kind of chick shouting on a group of kids! Apparently those kids were playing cricket, and a ball had accidentally brushed the arm of above mentioned chick. And as it happens in all the hindi movies, heroine ko musibat aate hi hero use bachane aa jata hai! But in this case, there were multiple heroes, youngest of them was 77 years of age!! And then about 4 heroes and the one musibat mein fasi heroine started throwing random lectures on the poor kids and started driving them out of the park!
Sala ye ladkiyon ke peeche ek din ye dunia barbad ho jayegi! Anyways, me being me, jumped in between and obviously i was on the kids side! (with dil to baccha hai ji runing in the background!) And dude, those khoosat buddhe were seriously crazy people! They started giving random reasons ranging from someone getting a heart attack because of the sound of ball hitting the bat to some cricketer getting brain hemorrhage in 1932 because he was hit with a ball on his ankles!!
Anyways, after 15 minutes of debate ( heated argument?), i was successful in overpowering them ( knowledge of hindi expletives really helps at times! ). And finally the kids were allowed to go back and resume the game, with eight runs being awarded for the shot which caused the whole drama!
After this incident, i was deep in thought that why did all the khoosat buddhas so against those kids playing in the park! Were they also harassed by some old asshole trying to impress a chick of his grand daughter's age? Or do they think that this park is their paternal property?
For those who are still confused that y did i jump into this whole thing when i could have continued my sleepwalking, i did this just for the reason that maybe out of those 20 odd kids, atleast one kid doesnt grow up and behave like those khoosat buddhas. I know that there is only 0.0001% possibility that this small incident effects his behavior few years down the line, but isnt this life all about taking those 0.0001% kind of chances? I can just say, that about 15 yeas ago, one such guy took a chance, and i didn't prove him wrong after all! :)
7 comments:
Lol! I know how annoying those laughing clubs can get. And you really have some enthu in you if you go for walks at 6 am..
Nice blog btw
But why only 8 runs! blasphemy! 12 runs should have been given
Those oldies were shouting at the kids for playing cricket because they can't. :-P I know it's a mean thing to say, but it's possible.
yes u didn't let that guy down :)
heheh *paternal property* hehehhe
I always hold morn 6am walkers in special respect. It takes some gr8 force of nature to do that..
returning to the post arre wo dadaji log kya apne grandchildren ki fiqar nahi karte!!!!!
Good one!!! :)
The someone-please-look-at-me-i-am-trying-to-look-so-hot-and-desperate kind of chick got what she wanted! So what if those men were more than 77 year old!
SO nice of you to stand up for those kids:)
And heartfelt condolences since i think u have lost your sleep:P
I knowwwwwww the " someone-please-look-at-me-i-am-trying-to-look-so-hot-and-desperate kind of chick " types completelyyyyy boy i feel like doing unmentionable damages to them!!! And dhikkar hai aaj ke samaj pe jisme aise type ke dadaji s ho! :( SAAAADD
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