Saturday, May 15, 2010

Rejection Letter !!

Somehow, you get the feeling as soon as you walk out of that room. Something feels just not right! Maybe a better answer for that one question and you would not have had this feeling. During the couple of weeks of wait, you daily get the dream of getting the 'rejection letter'!

I even got the letter in my dream couple of days back!

Dear Lesser Mortal,

You know you suck! No words can express our precise feelings on how badly you suck! I feel even my dog talks more intelligent things than you at times!! Please save us the pain and do not waste your hard earned  money (i seriously doubt my words where i say 'hard earned money' for you!!) and our time by applying again the next year!

The institute!!

Enough said! By the way, do you know there are three kinds of vellas (jobless, useless people) in this world?

Type 1 - Those who have so much time in the world that they watch India TV! I mean who the fuck in the world has so much time to watch Himesh Reshammiyas and cows being abducted by aliens?? Serously! Does the creative team of the channel read too much of manohar kahaniyan or probably mastram at times?? (warning! please dont google about mastram sitting in office! )

Type 2 - Those who still watch rakhee-jii style tantrums throwing 'desi girls'! I know its blasphemy to compare Rakheejee to plebeians! Se is a class apart in all sorts of drama shown by a gareeb-besaara-akeli-naazuk-majboor-himmatwali-ladki! (baaki sab to theek hai but naazuk????) On a serious note, showing 8-10 girls, trying to copy same drame-baazi in a village does not sound much more intelligent than "kapde churane wala bhoot" to me!

Type 3 - These type of people are epitome of joblessness! These people read my blogs! I mean the blogs of a person, who after getting 'Acceptance letter' from the institute starts writing about 'Rejection letters' just to gain fake and cheap publicity like the silicon filled item girl!! :D :D :D

Ab dekho bhayyaji ka tashan!! After maraoing so much, i am sitting and thinking, should i join the course or not !! :D More details on the course IF and when i join it! Adios!

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please try to give respect to an artist who has given musical hits like KRUKSHETRA, BANDHAN, VAADA, TERE NAAM,YAKEEN, JODI NO.1 and every hit songs of late 90s and 2000.

What the hell the problem you have with the HIMMESH RESHAMMIYA. please try to respect such a great artist..

Even Salman Khan and David Dhawan says HIMMESH works restlessly continuously for 18-20 hours researching best tunes that can easily.. touch everyone hearts.

Though I am not his fan. But i like his hard work quality in every area he wanted to work.. But atleast critics like me try to understand what really this artist is in Positive sense..

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

OH GOD !!! hahhahahh hahaha

oh and congrats , hhehheh

akanksha said...

LOL!!!!! Good one!
Good luck for the course! Do let us jobless ppl know where u r heading to! :)

Neena said...

Please go ahead and join the course..ha ha!

You have a way with words.
Neena

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Surbhi Jain said...

lol... such a cool post!!

Blog award waiting for you at my blog :)

Arun Tangri said...

which poor insti rejected you boss? and where are you planning to join?

♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥ said...

kaha admission mila ???

Shashank said...

khanna good.. tune kuch words use keye hai that show u r doing well in RC's.. U seem to be ardent viewer of IndiaTV..