Wednesday, April 14, 2010

If you cant write a proper email, you surely do not deserve that job!

I somehow felt too bad for all those females who get all the shitty fraaandsheep requests on social networks and those of you who don't get such requests, you should feel bad about yourselves! Here is an email which i got through LinkedIn.

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Hi,

i got email from mr ravi **** about management trainee position and in email they told me about the level of test would u plz give me sample question on analytic,reasoning and English

i am waiting for ur feedback

plz reply me on

- FR
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Dude!! First of all i am not in the HR, so how can you, even in your dreams, think that i will have the sample question (you think there will be only one fucking question in the test? You sure you dont want to go back and read singular-plural chapter from class 3?) Secondly in class one, they teach about punctuations like full stop, comma etc. I mean there is no hurry to complete the email and press the send button if you are holding your pee since past 9 hours! Thirdly, why do you think God created two different things called SMS and Email? If he wanted you to just type similarly everywhere, he would have only created SMS service, what is the need for emails?

By the way, i think my eyes are not working properly these days, or wait! Did you just write "plzz reply me on" and then left a blank for me to guess your email id??? Nice game to test my IQ levels, or should i say patience levels? Dude i guess its fucking high time that you stop sending such spam emails to everyone from that company on orkut, facebook and LinkedIn!! And even if you want to send, first learn how to write one!!

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10 comments:

Akshita said...

hahahahha.. Super funny!

Aditya said...

Arre sir.. kyun bhadak rahe ho.. Bandi ko load tabhi to help maang rahi hai ... Agar stud hoti to help hi kyun maangti... chote logo ki choti baat hai .. par gaur farmaaiye (;-0)

Divya said...

@ Aditya: why do u think thts a girl only??

Nice post... n really absurd to understand... u could atleast find what is missing here to understand :D

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

isliye to aap boss hai!!!
people really send such emails!!

Rohini said...

Believe it or not, it's one of the "Better" online messages I've read. :-P

Soumya said...

True, I read it for quite sometime before I finally gave up :D

By the way , guess FR atleast:D

Yayaver said...

jab aise mail aane lagen to samjo ki aap corporate laddeer mein upar chad rahe ho..

akanksha said...

hahahah good one! Loved your reply!

akanksha said...

hahahah good one! Loved your reply!

Jayanta Deka said...

Lifes getting funnier and mails... more so. Thanks to sms'es and the lovely MS Word that we don't care about spelling and grammar!
Nice crazy post!
Cheers Life
JD