Monday, March 22, 2010

Dhoondne se to bhagwaan bhi milta hai ..

.. to saala data kya cheez hai !!

Yeah this is tagline of the whole KPO industry! Kyaaa!!! KPO nahi jaante? Knowledge Process Outsourcing! Yeah the old business research n stuff! Dont worry, you are not the only ones who do not know about this industry.  99% of my relatives (yeah those relatives whom you only meet in marriages) ask me where do you work, and then ask - "kya hua beta, marks kam aaye the kya college mein? Infosys mein nahi lagi tumhari job?"

But then there are some days when you really love your job. Those are the days when you are working on beauty products related projects. Whole day, officially, you can stare at hot chicks showing off their nailpolish (surprisingly those chicks forget to wear everything else while doing so!!!) on your monitor and give a wide grin when someone looks at your monitor and say "part of the job saaar.. cant help!" :D :D :D

Hot chicks se yaad aaya! Yesterday i went to a marriage! and dude..instead of the fighting on the useless women reservation in the trains. i mean IPL teams , abe nahi wo Lok Sabha!! The government should seriously bring a regulation - "If the bride and the groom, together, are unable to call at-least 10 hot looking girls, and ofcourse 15 items in the Chaat section (excluding gol-gappas), the marriage would be declared null and void and the couple would be forbidden from marrying ever again to any human being (yeah marrying to dogs and horses allowed :D )

No, but on a serious note, after seeing hundreds of weddings with the Punjabi pomp and show, it really feels a bit.. nah.. a LOT strange seeing the simple and decent weddings. No daaru, no crazy dancing, no one taking up a fight after getting drunk, no auntyjees showing of their jewelery! What is this yaar.. not done! Phew. Aisi shaadi mein bhi koi mazaa hai?

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4 comments:

Divya said...

thts how south Indians do their wedding... no dancing n no daaru...

Runaway Bride said...

Achcha huaa Infy se bach gaye! Lucky ho!:)
Was that a real punjabi wedding? I can't really believe it,south indian wedding hogi...dhyan se card padho ;-)

Akanksha

Abhishek said...

@Ananksha - I din say it was a punjabi wedding. I just said it was very simple compared to saddi punjabi weddings :)

Amrita said...

hehehe reallly beauty products related projects sahi hai yaar!!! And cmon kaunsi shaadi main aunty jees dont show their weddings.