So this is the time of the year when all the loosers out there start searching through the magazine section of their newspapers to read about "how my 2010 will be?" This is the time when the Tarrot card readers along with their pet parrots start predicting the future of everyone in the world by reading from their pack of cards. Anyways, we at the furobiker mental asylum, have a team ready for each and every aspect of life, be it predictions seeing the stars while drinking on the terrace. So here are our predictions:

TV Buffs and Couch Potatoes - This year we will have even more 'strange' reality shows in India. Instead of getting some one else's kids on rent, you will get their pets on rent!! The name of such shows will be Pati Patni or kutte.. or maybe Pati , patni aur billi? On the other hand, some other celebrities will try to find some aspiring TV actor/actress on their swyamvar.  Firstly Rakhee Sawant conned the 120 crore population of India by claiming that i will marry in the finale, and then finally just exchanging rings! (can someone please shut off the April fools day CD!!) Let us see what all Rahul Mahajan does on his swyamvar besides marriage ;). We want a repeat of Payal Rohatgi (Bigg Boss 2) style massages :D :D (and yead those swimming pool hot steamy scenes!!! )

Maths maniacs - The year started with 01.01.10 and todays date is 02012010 . And i guess there will be better playarounds with the dates in this year. Hope we get to see some more cool dates to keep as our Twitter and Facebook messages in the year 2010 and show off to the world that how geeky we are!

Commonwealth Games - With even our Chief Minister "praying" for the completion of preparations before the games, i guess we got to trust only God for this. So let us all Indians pray to God to save our undergarments in front of the world by completing the games successfully.

Greenry / Greenpeace supporters - The world has survived for 4 billion years, it will survive for 4 billion more. Instead of wasting your time on doing rallies and creating banners, do some productive work. Even if that means planting some trees instead of just cribbing about how no one is concerned about environment. I guess you people should see this link to see, humans are the least polluting creatures on this planet. (click here)

Love Birds / Pyaar ke Panchi - This year will also bring some ease in acceptance of love mariages of (guy-girl) couples in India. You can anyways blackmail your parents these days - "Mom i am atleast marrying a girl, 3 of my friends  chose guys to marry them!!""  We also advise you all to celebrate the Valentine's day either on 13th Feb or on 15th Feb. With the exponential rise in Idiots around the country, avoid any trouble with such fellows. Anyways those guys do not have enough brains to figure out that anyone can celebrate the Valentine's day on 13th Feb also.

Bloggers - Keep publishing your junk on the net in the hope of finding someone who will read it someday, like i am doing. Who knows that someday you will also become a famous author or maybe get a call from a reality show and that becomes your step to fame!! (I know this is all bullshit but these are the only things that keep me motivated to publish more of my junk here daily :D )

Hope you all have a great new year ahead! And do send me some tips to counter this chilli dilli !! Its freaking freezing!!!