Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Honestly Speaking !!

Dhan te naan! And here is a blogger award for me!! Woohoo! Cherry madam has been kind enough and awarded me Honest Scrap Award! Basically it means that she feels i only write honest crap - no imaginary stuff :D :D Bole to direct dil se!

So on this occasion, i would like to thank my neighbors, few of my friends and colleagues and all other assholes whom i meet every now and then and who are stupid enough to be bashed on this blog! (The real masala lies in real life situations only u see! ) This award goes to all of you people!

And now the sucking part of the award! I gotta write 10 honest things about myself! 10 things about myself? I never really cared to think that much about myself!! Lets try anyways!

1) I quit driving bike in 2006 !! After having a near fatal accident i am now scared to drive bikes above 50kmph. Even though driving car is 3 times more costly, i stick to it. I think i have not driven bike on more than 5 occasions in the past 3 years!

2) This one although i never say but most of the people near me must have realized by now - i prefer to shake hands instead of friendly hugs. Though i never found the reason for this but this is one of my idiosyncrasies.

3) I have designed my dream car to the last bolt! I dont trust any of the car-makers for the performance i want from my dream car. I have the blueprints for each and every modification and design alteration i need! The problem is only money and time now! :(((((

4) This one exactly matches with Cherries point, so i will copy paste her point here - "I like it quiet in the mornings. Yes no discussions, no talking, no music nothing. Don't even like bhajans or stuff like that put up in the morning. Just like it quiet"

5) I am a very very sarcastic person at times! So watch out for your pants on fire in case i am cross with you!

6) I can not remember roads and ways! Thats why i bought a Nokia with navigator ! I get lost at times even in Delhi! That is precisely why i keep my window open and ask way in case i am not having my navigator! Who can be a better navigator than the panwallahs sitting on every nook and corner of Delhi?

7) I dream of quitting all this bullshit corporate life and become a full-time writer / blogger sometime somewhere down the line. And yeah - i do want to write a book too! Even if no one will pay money to read my utter crap, i will declare it open source and distribute for free! Indians love free stuff! They will read it for sure if its free :D

8) I was a total nerd - yeah a real nerd like that frog in Pyaar Impossible till about 2003ish days! I somehow feel that nerd characteristics are still alive inside me! Whenever i see anything techy i have a sudden urge to crack/hack/open it!

9) If you wanna say anthing bad about Rakhee Sawant - You are so so so not welcome on this blog! Get the Fcuk Off !

10) I am a foodie! - aaaand my mom doesnt like it :D

Aaaaand here is the award!


And i pass on this award to -; The Girl, wildflower, yayavar, akanksha, truthful, and yeah back to Cherry

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10 comments:

Divya said...

It is so true about that "FROG" in pyaar impossible... he really looks like one... he shud rather join Shrek team :D

wildflower said...

thnx :-) i will do the honors sumtym soon..

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

me too on the shake hand wala policy:)
btw u'v done a decent job on this tag atleast. hehe
and thanx :)

♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥ said...

Nokia with navigator :D

sahi honesty k sath advertising bhi muft

Yayaver said...

Indians love free stuff! So true... U were nerd, so hard for me to imagine...

Yayaver said...

Indians love free stuff! So true... U were nerd, so hard for me to imagine...

Amrita said...

Hey u did it!! And a very good one at it.. would love to see the blueprint of ur dream car sahi hai.. chupa ke rakho use patent karna

And hey even i wanna quit this corporate life and be a fulltime blogger/writer :( And sarcasm ahem ahem me like it a lot.. am also damn sarcastic when i am in the mood for it

A tag very well done and mostly u have been tagged by me :D i read ur link to other tags :D

akanksha said...

Thanks :-)
I loved the tag! Came to know so many things about u! And i won't dare say anything abt rakhi sawant!

khushi said...

nice tag...
u were a nerd....?? its difficult to imagine you like that... with the only common thing "specs" .. :P
hmm nice policy of advertisement.. "nokia with navigator" ... few days bak smone was thinking to buy a cell phone ...? :P gud gud!

Rohini said...

Need help with dream car? Can put you in touch with a car engineer. :-P

I'm still a NERD!

And sarcasm is my middle name. :-P

Good to know honest people still live! :-)