I am gonna take you into the flashback, so cover your eyes with anything black and white! Even an X-ray will do! Talking about the X-rays, i am reminded of the hurly burly turbanator dentist of mine who has been playing with my teeth since the past one month! Ok girls, dont jump and make Hawwwww sounds on hearing this, but i am simply, absolutely and ultra-fcukingly scared of needles and doctors. I dont even take the road where there is a hospital even though i have to drive 10kms extra! And whenever i meet someone who applies a "Dr." in front of his/her name suddenly i start feeling dettol smell around! (yeah as suddenly as the gutarists pop out in the background when a guy and girl hold hands in yash raj movies!)

The discussion was not about my turbanator dentist but his cousin brother Maninder singh who was once upon a time one of the best hindi commentators for all the cricket matches. Aur jin dharshakon ne abhi abhi apna TV set khola ho (With a hammer or screwdriver?) unhe main batana chahta hun ki India haar ke bahut kareeb hote hue bhi apni poori himmat ke sath dushmanon ka saamna kar rahi hai ? " ( Is it the world war 3 dude?)

The awesomeness in the little little hindi-english mix commentary with the Punjabi accent is simply unimaginable in the era of polished firangi commentators these days :(  Aur ye behtareen sunder stroke! And more fun was when the commentators tried to cover each others mishtakes!

Maninder: Aur ye harbhajan ki dheemi gend jispe chook gaye south afrikan ballebaz! (wasnt it an India sri-lanka match??)
Tejinder - Jaisa mere dost maninder ne kaha ki harbhajan ki gend pe har ballebaz chook jata hai fir wo south afreekan ho ya sri lankan!!

Even the era of Navjot Singh Siddhu was fun filled! On one side was siddhu with his Siddhuisms and on the other side was cutie mandira bedi who had nothing to say about the the game of cricket "And i wish there was  more bit of square cut in my noodle strap blouses"!!??... "Oh mandira.. i so wish i was that ball, which is going soo high that it will surely kiss 3 airhostesses before landing safely behind the boundary"!

I mean the more fun of watching cricket is in the commentary rather than exclaiming like some of my female friends! "Haiiiiiiii dhoni kitna cutieeeeeee lag raha ai na aaj".."chal hut! (with a mock slap on the other female's shoulder) Tu mere dhoni ko buri nazro se mat dekh!!" :D :D :D Yeah , all those 11 are booked for you all sitting in this room! ...phew...

Anyways, India played a lousy game today, and lost badly to sri lanka.. When i say badly, it was like really badly, with one of the fielders loosing his pants while diving to save a four! And the whole country went Aaaaah.. Even after earning truckloads of money, Indian cricketers still wear a chaddi instead of some decent Jockey briefs!! This recession is killing i must say!