Googly Woogly Woosh !!

Monday, November 30, 2009

I so so so love this ponds ad, and the Googly Woogly Woosh music !! Chubby Cheeks :D


Dil ki baat, LoveGuru ke saath

Friday, November 27, 2009

I was returning early morning from office (yeah 12.30 am !! i wont call it night, its early morning!!) and suddenly while surfing radio channels, i heard this line .. Dil ki baat Love Guru ke sath! And the way the guy spoke this,, husky voice, shouting into the microphone, somehow sounded like .. u know ..savita bhabhi kind of stuff !

Anyways it is obvious that i wanted to hear what the program has! It is the most fantastic, superb, mind-blowing program i have ever heard in my life!! Every caller has the same problem! One sided love!! I have also added my responses in case i was the Love Guru !

Caller 1: I love a girl since my school days, my school got over in 1999 and i have not met her since then(WTF!!) And now i think i should go and tell her of my feelings!!! What do you think, she will say yes????
The Furobiker: Oh yes! Go ahead! She must be having kids of your age by now! She will give you lots of motherly love!! Asshole!!

Caller 2: I love a girl from the past couple of years, but i could never muster up enough courage to go n tell her, i think if she says no, i will lose her friendship also. I will always choose to be her friend for lifetime rather than to propose her n loose her!! But i am sad! What should i do?
The Furobiker: Cherish her friendship. Ask her to marry your best friend or his neighbor or even his dog, why do i care! By the way, you should go and watch Kal ho na hooooo! eeee Kantaben!!! ;) ;) ;)

Caller 3: I have a girlfriend, but she never calls me up. I have to only call her, but she ignores and slams down my fone. We rarely talk or meet each other. but we love each other truly, deeply, madly. LoveGuru, please suggest what should we do!
The Furobiker: WTF WTF WTF !!!Who gave you my number!! I also love you a lot, so we also wont ever ever talk to each other! Understand!!

Caller 4: I see a girl daily on metro, i think i am in love with her. Though i have not been able to tell her this till now, but i will surely do it as soon as i come to know her name!!! (FTW!!!)
The Furobiker: True Love (trying to suppress my anger!).... Meri to aankhon mein aansu aa gaye tumhara pyaar dekh kar! (aur mere haathon mein joota aa gaya hai , bhag ja warna joota tere sir pe mar mar ke tujhe ganja(bald) kar doonga!!! )

FOSLA members!!! .You people don;t know FOSLA???
Frustrated One Sided Lovers Association!! Yeah the same kind of people who send you and your girlfriends a Fraaaandsheep requests. Oh yes, these days they also send fraandsheep requests to guys also! Zamana badal raa hai bhai!!

By the way, the program was so pakau that i think i slept in between. So i must have heard some callers in my dreams i think :D :D :D

Has the marriage season come again??

Monday, November 23, 2009

Practically everybody, almost everybody around me is getting married !! There are atleast 6 marriage invitations lying at my home, and my parents are tossing coins on which one to attend and which one to give a busy tone. Approximately 20 people in my office are getting married. Leave alone weekdays, even on weekends there is a huge huge jam of people driving idiotically sitting in suits and sarees. Is the whole world getting marrying? I am the only bachelor left in this world?

Recently my mom -dad also got married (again!) .. Even a couple of my friends have also got married (not with each other of course)

You know the good part about this season .. ofcourse good and free food. Well you cant exactly call it free food as you have to pay for it in a colored envelope by putting some amount in it and sticking a shining one rupee coin on the outer side. I have seen people are more worried about that one rupee coin rather than big amount inside. And the weird part about those envelopes - People create so much fuss on the amount to be kept inside. "He/she is not so good friend of mine, let me give him one less note than i give to others".."He did not come to my son/daughter 's marriage, so i will give him less amount".." she is my kitty party friend who serves diet coke all the time, so i think i should give her some more amount to show my high standard!!"

Almost everyone has friends / relatives / colleagues who are spread across the whole financial spectrum of low earning to stinking rich people. And the most weird thing i have seen or will ever see in my life? People tend to give more amount to the rich friends / relatives to show that we are at par with you and give a much less amount if they are giving that sagan ka lifafa to the marriage of their office peon / junior staff / not so well off relatives. I know this sounds gross to you, just go and ask your parents the last 10 - 20 weddings they attended  and of whom and how much sagan did they give in that!

My philosophy has always been give more to the needy, they will atleast feel happy if not show appreciation for your gift. Rest of your relatives will anyways give your expensive flowers to the garbage-man next morning and the present you gave to their maid on Diwali. But then i am one of those weird people who run by their own rules and generally those rules go directly perpendicular to the rules of this so called society.




And yeah please please be careful of the weirdo uncles driving on the Delhi roads this season. You can easily identify these dangerous uncles on the road. They have a clean, scratchless car ( a very rare sight on Delhi roads). And the main reason for that is they dont use their cars whole year except showing them off at the marriages they are going to attend. Therefore they are not habitual of seeing so much traffic on roads.


Anyways let us hope you all enjoy this wedding season and my sympathies towards all those who are going to tie the knot. May your bachelor souls rest in peace.

PS: Dont forget to wish Khushi as its her marriage this weekend!!

Children's Day - 14 November!!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Happy Children's day to all kids out there :D


Chacha nehru .. zindabad!!

Where is the education system of this country going?

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Being another MBA aspirant, i was searching for one of the topmost college for MBA in India. Faculty of Management Studies - Delhi. And what did i get in return? Official FMS site offering Viagra?

Check out the first link in the screenshot below


Click here to check out the google search i did. The results may change if someone notifies the FMS webmaster, so i took a screenshot for the records! It seriously comes as a rude shock when you are in a full mood to study early morning and get to see such disgusting things! I think FMS needs to take more care of its  website in this Web 3.0 era atleast!!

I HAVE SEEN GOD, HE BATS AT NO.4 FOR INDIA

Friday, November 06, 2009




I am really in awe of Sachin's innings today! Just posting an email i recieved about him!



Hashim Amla:
"Nothing bad can happen to us if we're on a plane in India with Sachin
Tendulkar on it."
Hashim Amla, the South African batsman, reassures himself as he boards a
flight

Yaseer Hameed:
"Sometimes you get so engrossed in watching batsmen like Rahul Dravid and
Sachin Tendulkar that you lose focus on your job."

"To Sachin, the man we all want to be"
- What Andrew Symonds wrote on an aussie t-shirt he autographed specially
for Sachin

BBC on Sachin:
Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there
is something we don't know, something beyond scientific measure. Something
that allows him to soar, to roam a territory of sport that, forget us, even
those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When
he goes out to bat, people switch on their TV sets and switch off their
lives "

"But the finest compliment must be that bookmakers would not fix the odds -
or a game - until Tendulkar was out."

"Tuzhe pata hai tune kiska catch chhoda hai?" Wasim Akram to Abdul Razzaq
when the latter dropped Sachin's catch.

Brian Charles Lara:
"Sachin is a genius. I'm a mere mortal."

Mark Taylor:
"We did not lose to a team called India...we lost to a man called Sachin" -
Mark Taylor, during the test match in Chennai (1997)

M. L. Jaisimha:
"The more I see of him the more confused I'm getting to which is his best
knock."

Glenn McGrath:
"The joy he brings to the millions of his countrymen, the grace with which
he handles all the adulation and the expectations and his innate humility -
all make for a one-in-a-billion individual,"

Anjali
"I can be hundred per cent sure that Sachin will not play for a minute
longer when he is not enjoying himself. He is still so eager to go out
there and play. He will play as long as he feels he can play,"

Matt HAYDEN:
"I HAVE SEEN GOD, HE BATS AT NO.4 FOR INDIA"

"Even my father's name is Sachin Tendulkar."
-- Tendulkar's daughter, Sara, tells her class her father's name after the
teacher informs them of a restaurant of the same name in Mumbai

KUMBLE:
"I am fortunate that I've to bowl at him only in the nets!"

Shahrukh (quoting Shahrukh from an interview)
"Que: Who do you think as most important celebrity ?
Shahrukh: There was a big party where stars from bollywood and cricket were
invited. Suddenly, there was a big noise, all wanted to see approaching Amitabh Bachhan.
Then Sachin entered the hall and Amitabh was leading the queue to get a grab of the GENIUS!!"

Navjot Singh Sidhu:
"India me aap PrimeMinister ko ek Baar Katghare me khada kar sakte hain..Par
Sachin Tendulkar par Ungli nahi utha Sakte.."

Waqar Younis
"He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also."

A banner once said-' I WILL SEE GOD WHEN I DIE BUT TILL THEN I WILL SEE
SACHIN ' that quiet defines Sachin-The greatest.

Allan Donald:
"Sachin Tendulkar has often reminded me of a veteran army colonel who has
many medals on his chest to show how he has conquered bowlers all over the
world"

And i remember reading in one of Allan Donald's interview.
This interview was in Cricket Talk 7-8 yrs ago.

"I was bowling to Sachin and he hit me for two fours in a row. One from
point and the other in between point and gully. That was the last two balls of the over and the
over after that we (SA) took a wicket and during the group meeting i told Jonty (Rhodes) to
be alert and i know a way to pin Sachin. And i delivered the first ball of my next over
and it was a fuller length delevery outside offstump. And i shouted catch. To my
astonishment the ball was hit to the cover boundary. Such was the brilliance of Sachin.
His reflex time is the best I have ever seen. Its like 1/20th of a sec.
To get his wicket better not prepare. Atleast u wont regret if he hits you for boundaries."

Peter Rebouck, Aussie journalist
"On a train from Shimla to Delhi, there was a halt in one of the stations.
The train stopped by for few minutes as usual. Sachin was nearing century, batting on 98. The passengers, railway officials, everyone on the train waited for Sachin to complete the century.
This Genius can stop time in India!!"

NKP Salve, former Union Minister (This was when he was accused of ball tempering)
"Sachin cannot cheat. He is to cricket what (Mahatma) Gandhiji was to
politics. It's clear discrimination. "

Andy Flower:
"There are 2 kind of batsmen in the world. One Sachin Tendulkar. Two all the
others."

Continuing from the previous post

Thursday, November 05, 2009

.. where i talk about me getting fat. Someone sent me a nice link, which exactly suits my situation and frame of mind right now!



...and that is my story and i am sticking to it!!