Googly Woogly Woosh !!

Monday, November 30, 2009

I so so so love this ponds ad, and the Googly Woogly Woosh music !! Chubby Cheeks :D

Dil ki baat, LoveGuru ke saath

Friday, November 27, 2009

I was returning early morning from office (yeah 12.30 am !! i wont call it night, its early morning!!) and suddenly while surfing radio channels, i heard this line .. Dil ki baat Love Guru ke sath! And the way the guy spoke this,, husky voice, shouting into the microphone, somehow sounded like .. u know ..savita bhabhi kind of stuff !

Anyways it is obvious that i wanted to hear what the program has! It is the most fantastic, superb, mind-blowing program i have ever heard in my life!! Every caller has the same problem! One sided love!! I have also added my responses in case i was the Love Guru !

Caller 1: I love a girl since my school days, my school got over in 1999 and i have not met her since then(WTF!!) And now i think i should go and tell her of my feelings!!! What do you think, she will say yes????
The Furobiker: Oh yes! Go ahead! She must be having kids of your age by now! She will give you lots of motherly love!! Asshole!!

Caller 2: I love a girl from the past couple of years, but i could never muster up enough courage to go n tell her, i think if she says no, i will lose her friendship also. I will always choose to be her friend for lifetime rather than to propose her n loose her!! But i am sad! What should i do?
The Furobiker: Cherish her friendship. Ask her to marry your best friend or his neighbor or even his dog, why do i care! By the way, you should go and watch Kal ho na hooooo! eeee Kantaben!!! ;) ;) ;)

Caller 3: I have a girlfriend, but she never calls me up. I have to only call her, but she ignores and slams down my fone. We rarely talk or meet each other. but we love each other truly, deeply, madly. LoveGuru, please suggest what should we do!
The Furobiker: WTF WTF WTF !!!Who gave you my number!! I also love you a lot, so we also wont ever ever talk to each other! Understand!!

Caller 4: I see a girl daily on metro, i think i am in love with her. Though i have not been able to tell her this till now, but i will surely do it as soon as i come to know her name!!! (FTW!!!)
The Furobiker: True Love (trying to suppress my anger!).... Meri to aankhon mein aansu aa gaye tumhara pyaar dekh kar! (aur mere haathon mein joota aa gaya hai , bhag ja warna joota tere sir pe mar mar ke tujhe ganja(bald) kar doonga!!! )

FOSLA members!!! .You people don;t know FOSLA???
Frustrated One Sided Lovers Association!! Yeah the same kind of people who send you and your girlfriends a Fraaaandsheep requests. Oh yes, these days they also send fraandsheep requests to guys also! Zamana badal raa hai bhai!!

By the way, the program was so pakau that i think i slept in between. So i must have heard some callers in my dreams i think :D :D :D

1st anniversary of 26/11 attacks on India

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

and the Indian judicial system is still planning on weather to serve biryani or dal roti to Kasab  - The Terrorist!

One one side there are hundreds of eyewitnesses, many seconds of TV capture, gun with his fingerprint, hearts with the memories of the  loved ones they lost, and on the other side - the courts of India. The courts want to give this terrorist a fair trial. Mind you, they did not say punishment, they will just give him a fair trial. And after that?

Imagine 26 November 2020, Kasab's fair trial will be over in a court. He will be pronounced guilty, since he has already spent so many years in Jail, he will be left with only 1 year to serve. What a shame on Indian judicial system. And yeah, do not forget the reporters of India. Standing with mike and camera, asking the relatives of the dead, "how do you feel?" !!!

It it indeed a real moment of shame for India and its judicial system that a terrorist who killed so many innocent people in front of everyone is still demanding newspapers and biryani.

Oh Fcuk!! There is even a wikipedia page on that terrorist!! (click here)

Has the marriage season come again??

Monday, November 23, 2009

Practically everybody, almost everybody around me is getting married !! There are atleast 6 marriage invitations lying at my home, and my parents are tossing coins on which one to attend and which one to give a busy tone. Approximately 20 people in my office are getting married. Leave alone weekdays, even on weekends there is a huge huge jam of people driving idiotically sitting in suits and sarees. Is the whole world getting marrying? I am the only bachelor left in this world?

Recently my mom -dad also got married (again!) .. Even a couple of my friends have also got married (not with each other of course)

You know the good part about this season .. ofcourse good and free food. Well you cant exactly call it free food as you have to pay for it in a colored envelope by putting some amount in it and sticking a shining one rupee coin on the outer side. I have seen people are more worried about that one rupee coin rather than big amount inside. And the weird part about those envelopes - People create so much fuss on the amount to be kept inside. "He/she is not so good friend of mine, let me give him one less note than i give to others".."He did not come to my son/daughter 's marriage, so i will give him less amount".." she is my kitty party friend who serves diet coke all the time, so i think i should give her some more amount to show my high standard!!"

Almost everyone has friends / relatives / colleagues who are spread across the whole financial spectrum of low earning to stinking rich people. And the most weird thing i have seen or will ever see in my life? People tend to give more amount to the rich friends / relatives to show that we are at par with you and give a much less amount if they are giving that sagan ka lifafa to the marriage of their office peon / junior staff / not so well off relatives. I know this sounds gross to you, just go and ask your parents the last 10 - 20 weddings they attended  and of whom and how much sagan did they give in that!

My philosophy has always been give more to the needy, they will atleast feel happy if not show appreciation for your gift. Rest of your relatives will anyways give your expensive flowers to the garbage-man next morning and the present you gave to their maid on Diwali. But then i am one of those weird people who run by their own rules and generally those rules go directly perpendicular to the rules of this so called society.

And yeah please please be careful of the weirdo uncles driving on the Delhi roads this season. You can easily identify these dangerous uncles on the road. They have a clean, scratchless car ( a very rare sight on Delhi roads). And the main reason for that is they dont use their cars whole year except showing them off at the marriages they are going to attend. Therefore they are not habitual of seeing so much traffic on roads.

Anyways let us hope you all enjoy this wedding season and my sympathies towards all those who are going to tie the knot. May your bachelor souls rest in peace.

PS: Dont forget to wish Khushi as its her marriage this weekend!!

who is kamal rashid khan - KRK ???

Saturday, November 21, 2009

If you leave aside Bigg Boss 3 and a cheap (wen i say cheap i mean really really cheap) movie Deshdrohi, i have never ever heard of this guy Kamal Rashid Khan a.k.a. KRK in my life !!

Only one word comes to my mind when i look at this guy in Deshdrohi - Cheapness personified. Where the hell did Bigg Boss team find him from? It must have been a lot lot better if one of the Bigg Boss selection team member going on an rickshaw should have asked the rickshaw driver to be a part of Bigg Boss instead of this species.

I think this article - Dont be a dick (link) written for Kamal Rashid Khan - KRK only. 

The story of my life ..

Friday, November 20, 2009

When i first saw this ad on TV, main Rakhuu darling ki kasam kha ke kehta hun .. meri aankhon mein aansu aa gaye the !!

This has been the story of my life all through 4  years of my engineering! Sometimes when i sit and think about those good old days, i always wondered why didn't any good looking or even bad looking girl talked to me! This ad showed me exactly why! Buuuhuuuuu

By the way, i remember a very popular line from the single and desperate mechanical engineers guidebook. There is no word like "bad looking females". Females either look good or they look very good. Phew. What more can you expect from the students of a department which in the 90 years of its existence never felt the need to create a female loo in the department. Anyway, there were no females to use it even if it was created!

And finally the Techie news of the day: Google Chrome OS is gonna come soon soon real soon!!! Try out at your own risk as of now!!

Google Wave is a waste !!

Monday, November 16, 2009

After much fanfare and lot of begging, pleading, threatening, and blackmailing, The Furobiker got a Google Wave invite! I used it for about half an hour, checking all the geeky nerdy websites, and for what all it can be used. My final verdict - Its waste!

I mean unless you have to collaborate with people sitting 7 samundar paar, or you are soo lazy to play sudoku alone, you can use google wave and its sudoku and other apps. It is basically a big chat window, where many people can lazily chat with each other at their own convenient times and inserting whatever apps, video, yes/no questions or whatever in it! I am just wondering why the hell was so much craze and fanfare among people for this?

Anyways one good feature can be termed as "beware!!" feature in Google Wave. If two people are sending each other a wave, Person 2 can real-time character by character read what person 1 is typing! So if you are a patni ka sataya hua pati or girlfriend ka sataya hua boyfriend who vents out his frustration by typing abuses in the chat window but deletes before pressing enter (zindagi kisse pyari nahi hoti bhayya? - who doesn't fear for his life?!). Your game is over now. Buuuhuuuhuuu :(

Anyways if you belong to the rare well read - pade likhe log, here is this site which supposidly is Google Wave 101 guide. If you find a single good reason for me to use google wave, do let me know.

Like they taught us to end letters in school -

Thanking you, Yours Faithfully, Yours sincerely, Yours Truly
The Furobiker

The Furobiker Review Contest

Saturday, November 14, 2009

As most of you will be knowing i have been in the blog / websites world for the past 6 years. (yeah i used to write on Geocities 2 years before i opened up this place called The Furobiker) Along with that i do my bit in the search engine optimization stuff as well. So combining both of these things i am presenting for you all a small contest here. First of all the main part of this post. The prize of the contest!

There is only one prize which is Rs 2500 (apprx USD 50) Google Adwords coupon.

Have you seen some ads on the right hand side and the top of Google search results. You can use this Google Adwords coupon to create your account and display your ads over there. Or display your blog ads on various websites that use google adsense. In short lots of free money to publicize your blog.

What will you have to do for it? Write a simple short post of 50 words (minimum) reviewing my blog. You are free to bash, insult, praise, tear apart or do anything in that review. Full honest review along with a link to my blog.

The purpose of this contest? Fairly simple. I already have an google Adwords account so cant use this coupon. So thought why not have some honest opinions (and free publicity ofcourse) for my blog while someone else makes a better use of this coupon!

So dont hesitate people, try your luck, and write a small simple review about my blog and send across the link of your post to . The contest is open only till 25th November!

Any questions/Queries are always welcome.

Children's Day - 14 November!!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Happy Children's day to all kids out there :D

Chacha nehru .. zindabad!!

Kya aap chashmish hain?

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

A friend of mine recently got specs. And he thinks he became God in the world of chashmish people by wearing them for 2 weeks? I saw his specs and asked do you have cylindrical number

Friend: This specs does not have a cylindrical number.
ME: Bacche tu pichle 5 din se chashma laga raha hai aur main pichle 20 saal se!!

And that was the What the FCUK! moment of the day. I mean considering the fact that i am just 23, having a 20 years experience in wearing chashme is really a big deal. Feels like eternity since i have been wearing them! Phew. And these new arrivals on the chashma team are teaching me !! :O :O

I was going through an old childhood album of mine some days back and i could not find a single fotograph where i am not wearing glasses! Even where i am sleeping i am wearing them! I think i used to believe in the story that you get clear and high quality dreams if you are wearing a chashma! Phew!

Anyways i know i am not able to post frequently here. Blame the firangis!! Why do we have to work till they get up in the morning? Why cant they get up couple of hours early? By the way before i forget to tell you people about it, i got promoted.

I always had the dream of sitting in a cabin with my foot on the table,ordering people to bring me tea ( i dont like office coffee), chatting on yahoo chatrooms whole day but alas!! But since i got promoted i am spending atleast a couple of extra hours everyday in the office. Life always

By the way, continuing on the chashma topic, the biggest downside of wearing glasses is that you can not wear Goggle-shoggle sharukh eshtyle or Goa eshtyle (holiday fun eyeglasses). So does any of my readers is a chashmish?

Do share your views about the chashmish people / or your experiences of being a chashmish!!

Where is the education system of this country going?

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Being another MBA aspirant, i was searching for one of the topmost college for MBA in India. Faculty of Management Studies - Delhi. And what did i get in return? Official FMS site offering Viagra?

Check out the first link in the screenshot below

Click here to check out the google search i did. The results may change if someone notifies the FMS webmaster, so i took a screenshot for the records! It seriously comes as a rude shock when you are in a full mood to study early morning and get to see such disgusting things! I think FMS needs to take more care of its  website in this Web 3.0 era atleast!!


Friday, November 06, 2009

I am really in awe of Sachin's innings today! Just posting an email i recieved about him!

Hashim Amla:
"Nothing bad can happen to us if we're on a plane in India with Sachin
Tendulkar on it."
Hashim Amla, the South African batsman, reassures himself as he boards a

Yaseer Hameed:
"Sometimes you get so engrossed in watching batsmen like Rahul Dravid and
Sachin Tendulkar that you lose focus on your job."

"To Sachin, the man we all want to be"
- What Andrew Symonds wrote on an aussie t-shirt he autographed specially
for Sachin

BBC on Sachin:
Beneath the helmet, under that unruly curly hair, inside the cranium, there
is something we don't know, something beyond scientific measure. Something
that allows him to soar, to roam a territory of sport that, forget us, even
those who are gifted enough to play alongside him cannot even fathom. When
he goes out to bat, people switch on their TV sets and switch off their
lives "

"But the finest compliment must be that bookmakers would not fix the odds -
or a game - until Tendulkar was out."

"Tuzhe pata hai tune kiska catch chhoda hai?" Wasim Akram to Abdul Razzaq
when the latter dropped Sachin's catch.

Brian Charles Lara:
"Sachin is a genius. I'm a mere mortal."

Mark Taylor:
"We did not lose to a team called India...we lost to a man called Sachin" -
Mark Taylor, during the test match in Chennai (1997)

M. L. Jaisimha:
"The more I see of him the more confused I'm getting to which is his best

Glenn McGrath:
"The joy he brings to the millions of his countrymen, the grace with which
he handles all the adulation and the expectations and his innate humility -
all make for a one-in-a-billion individual,"

"I can be hundred per cent sure that Sachin will not play for a minute
longer when he is not enjoying himself. He is still so eager to go out
there and play. He will play as long as he feels he can play,"


"Even my father's name is Sachin Tendulkar."
-- Tendulkar's daughter, Sara, tells her class her father's name after the
teacher informs them of a restaurant of the same name in Mumbai

"I am fortunate that I've to bowl at him only in the nets!"

Shahrukh (quoting Shahrukh from an interview)
"Que: Who do you think as most important celebrity ?
Shahrukh: There was a big party where stars from bollywood and cricket were
invited. Suddenly, there was a big noise, all wanted to see approaching Amitabh Bachhan.
Then Sachin entered the hall and Amitabh was leading the queue to get a grab of the GENIUS!!"

Navjot Singh Sidhu:
"India me aap PrimeMinister ko ek Baar Katghare me khada kar sakte hain..Par
Sachin Tendulkar par Ungli nahi utha Sakte.."

Waqar Younis
"He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also."

SACHIN ' that quiet defines Sachin-The greatest.

Allan Donald:
"Sachin Tendulkar has often reminded me of a veteran army colonel who has
many medals on his chest to show how he has conquered bowlers all over the

And i remember reading in one of Allan Donald's interview.
This interview was in Cricket Talk 7-8 yrs ago.

"I was bowling to Sachin and he hit me for two fours in a row. One from
point and the other in between point and gully. That was the last two balls of the over and the
over after that we (SA) took a wicket and during the group meeting i told Jonty (Rhodes) to
be alert and i know a way to pin Sachin. And i delivered the first ball of my next over
and it was a fuller length delevery outside offstump. And i shouted catch. To my
astonishment the ball was hit to the cover boundary. Such was the brilliance of Sachin.
His reflex time is the best I have ever seen. Its like 1/20th of a sec.
To get his wicket better not prepare. Atleast u wont regret if he hits you for boundaries."

Peter Rebouck, Aussie journalist
"On a train from Shimla to Delhi, there was a halt in one of the stations.
The train stopped by for few minutes as usual. Sachin was nearing century, batting on 98. The passengers, railway officials, everyone on the train waited for Sachin to complete the century.
This Genius can stop time in India!!"

NKP Salve, former Union Minister (This was when he was accused of ball tempering)
"Sachin cannot cheat. He is to cricket what (Mahatma) Gandhiji was to
politics. It's clear discrimination. "

Andy Flower:
"There are 2 kind of batsmen in the world. One Sachin Tendulkar. Two all the

Continuing from the previous post

Thursday, November 05, 2009

.. where i talk about me getting fat. Someone sent me a nice link, which exactly suits my situation and frame of mind right now!

...and that is my story and i am sticking to it!!

Daud Daud .. Dilli .. Daud Daud

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Yes!!! I completed the Great Delhi Run of 7 kms in 45 minutes! 

If you ask me how was the experience of running in the marathon. I would just say - Super-fantabulous!! Atleast 20,000 people must have been there running .. running for almost nothing but the spirit of running. There were a few groups from child right supporters to non-profit organizations who were there to publicize themselves but the rest of the Delhi junta was just running, walking, cheering each other !

Suddenly around the 4 KM mark, i saw a couple of guys standing on the side of the road and clapping and cheering "Cmmon.. you can do it" Their cheering was loud enough for me to stop and turn back and see.. An old uncle.. must be 80+ was running in the the Great Delhi Run! There was a different track of 3 kms for senior citizens, but then this is what we call the spirit of Dil-li.. 

Ab dilli mein koi itna bada event ho aur usme maal na ho? One famous dance choreographer's group of about 200 was there which had more than 50% females! (shhhh.. i was not allowed to see any of them :(  )

I have always wondered about this problem! I mean if you make a smiley inside brackets, then how the hell do you close the brackets without making a weirdo smiley! Now see for yourself, what i made as a sad smiley and then closed the brackets, is looking as my own portrait with my mouth full open like an alligator to gobble up something to eat! :(  I am sure Rakheeje must be having a problem to this solution.. i mean whatever...

Finally i have decided, it doesn't hurt if you do not look like a bit starved and not "khaate peete ghar da munda".. So the target for next 3 months is .. Loosing 50 pounds!! I know that sounds a bit realistic but then one day Rakheejee also said "main kitni khoobsurat lagti hun" .. But seriously, i think i need to cut down atleast 50 - 60 pounds if i want to take part in the 21 km run and finish it in decent time! Any suggestions people?