Screw you Pakistani team.. for loosing to Australia

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

This was the first and last time in the history of the universe that Whole India was cheering for Pakistan to win! And that too in a cricket match!!

But then when you know that India is a much much strong team as compared to you, why would you even try to win? Just post a crappy score of 205 and then go to hell!

Screw you pakistani team! In my life i never heard people getting Hit Wicket out on wide balls!

The result - Pakistan Lost .. As usual!

Dunia mein 12 type ki ladkiyan hoti hain

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

... har Rashee ki ek ...

Aur main sochta tha sirf 2 type ki hi hoti hain? Patao-able and Non-Patao-able !! Anyways needless to say i watched "Whats your Rashee" over the weekend. My honest one line reaction as soon as i came out of the hall was (please excuse me for the language) "Kya chutiyaaap hai ye?"

Seriously man!! This was the first time i left the hell (yeah the hall seemed like hell to me, because of the movie ofcourse!!) before completing the movie. I admit that there have been some movies in which i got so bored that i slept through the movie, but never ever in my life i was so annoyed of the movie that i walked out of it!

Ok! The movie could have been better (mind you i am not saying good!) if there were only 1 or 2 songs instead of 13 songs!! The movie was fine in the first 50 minutes, but then everything was so repetitive! It was very obvious that a weird girl with some weird reason will meet Harman, they will talk for few minutes with a song in between, then the girl will say some weird thing forcing Harmun not to marry her and go and meet the other! Damn! This was certainly not expected from you Mr Aushotosh Lagaan-wala Govarikar!

The biggest problem with the movie? It wasn't fcuking getting over!! Damn! Who has the time to watch such long movies these days?

A really really avoidable movie i must say. If i had to give this movie some stars as they give in the end of every movie review, i will give it fcuking MINUS 5000 stars !!

PS: If you are a die hard Priyanka fan, then please avoid this movie, as she is looking awful in 2 rashee roles. And will force you to believe that all her charm over the years was built using makeup and nothing else!

Happy Dusshera

Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Furobiker and The Ravan ...

These are the pics i took while going towards Rajouri Garden today. There is a big big market for Ravans on the way. Every year i see hundreds of Ravan heads lying on the road, (they are all empty from inside :D ) its just that the freaky part in me today decided to take a snap with them.

Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?

Wishing you all a very Happy Dusshera. :)

It is the time when i ditch my Mafia

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Yes, i got pissed off and i removed Mafia Wars from my facebook profile. I have been thinking a lot from the past few days, that the length of each day should be about 48 hours. After a lot of thought i finally decided that i gotta stuff everything in this 24 hours day only.. and hence removing each and every unnecessary thing in my life..

So with a great pain in my heart i declare that i removed Mafia Wars game from my Facebook account. My orkut account is no longer in use.. i check it every month or so. I am not deleting my facebook and twitter just because its too much pain to find and add so many people again when i have more time in my life. So consider this a bye bye to social networking sites. Dont expect any response from my side on those sites for the next few months atleast.

PS: I have automated the blog-link-posting on twitter and facebook using RSS feeds.


Itni Shiddat Se Maine Tujhe Paane Ki Koshish Ki hai...

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Ki Har Zarre Ne Mujhe Tujhse Milane ki Saazish Ki Hai...

Thanks Animesh Bhayya for passing me this link (click here)

Kissi bade aadmi ne kaha hai .. ki agar tum issi se saccha pyaar karte ho .. to use jaane do.. agar wo tumhare pass laut ke aaye .. to hi wo pyar tumhara tha.. (waah.. i am also talking like an alcohol drinking, gutter-residing devdas!!)

And finally Rakhee has rejected the Canadian firangi with a cool hairstyle! In Rakhee's words "Bahut farq hai hum dono mein. Elesh and I belong to different cultures. He thinks West, while I think East. I don’t think an Indian girl should marry a boy with Western values (sic)" Wah meri chammak challo!! Ye saccha pyaar nahi to aur kya hai!!

By the way this saadhu dhanda is super duper cool these days.. First it was shilpa bhabhi.. and now my Julie!

Saala bas ek apni hi kismat kharab hai :( :(

By the way i am super duper busy these days (as usual you see) but no, i am planning something bigg in the coming week.. Till then go and play Mafa Wars on Facebook!!

The Boy, The Girl and The Monk

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

No one ever thought that a book like "The Monk who Sold his Ferrari" could bring two people together.. by the way, both of them hate the book to the core!

I guess the things could never had been the same if The Girl had not asked The Boy about any random suggestions for good books to read.. and The Boy had not suggested her such a book, with the only intention to irritate her!

As we recollect the memories, the girl hated the book so much that she lighted fire to the book and boiled eggs on it!

And few more book suggestions and a couple of dozen boiled eggs later The Girl said YES!

...on this very same day, few years back...

Kaala akshar bhains barabar !!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Got this email forward!! Super Cool!!

(click on the image to enlarge)
Hai na kaala akshar bhains barabar!!

Perfect Bride !! - Only in reality shows

Monday, September 14, 2009


The more i think TV serials have reached their epitome of stupidity, the more i get shocked when i see new reality shows!!

So After Rakhi, its the Perfect Bride !!

By the way, in the opening episode of the show, they told the three secrets to be a perfect bride!!

1) Bura mat dekho! (dont see the evil) - You should NOT see the bf/husband doing any of the things which make him happy. Just close our eyes if he is shopping for beer, eating tonnes of butter chicken or spending a fortune on what you think as useless pieces of metal for his car !! (I know its really hard, but you should try ignoring even if he is staring at girls :D :D :D )
2) Bura mat suno! (Dont hear the evil) - You should NOT hear the names of females when the bf/husband occasionally uses the name of a girl in his sentence. and you will not ask the whole details of the girl whose name was pronounced. You will not be asking the personal details about the girl until u make sure that she is either committed or a lesbian !!
3) Bura mat bolo (dont speak evil) - You shall NOT abuse the bf/husband over anything. You are not allowed to call him a pig when you find him eating and neither a drunkard when you find him drinking! :D :D

While writing this blog only one song comes to my mind.. Mere sapno ki raani kab aayegi tu.. :D :D :D

Is someone listening?

Problems with Google Custom Domains and Google Webmaster Tools

Saturday, September 12, 2009

*** Techie Post Alert ***

So as all of you know that i shifted from blogspot hosted blog to a custom domain blog.
Just two days later i checked google webmaster tools. The sitemap was giving an error on all my submitted sitemaps. As shown in the image
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Which actually made sense, as i was using the old url in the webmaster tools and my feed has all the addresses pointing to links. Which obviously dont match with each other.

So the second thing i tried was creating a new account for the new domain. Now the problems should have been fine, right? Wrong! My settings in the Blogger settings were set to my feedburner address.. And Webmaster tools only accepts the XML feeds, and it was taking my XML feeds(redirected to feedburner) as a webpage and hence was unable to read that!!
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The next thing i tried was submitting the feed URL as atom.xml?redirect=false this should have prevented the redirect of the feed to feedburner.. But i think there are some glitches in the google custom domain redirecting. So instead of finding anything that can be a 404, it redirects the link to the homepage!! And due to some reason i was not able to work with it!

Final Solution!!

1) Check in your domain settings if [[Redirect all to www] has been activated or not. This feature basically displays your address as even if you enter . Its good to have a consistent domain address to have better rankings in Google

2) So if you are not able to find the above feature then just submit your URL as to google webmaster tools. If you have deactivated the above feature then you can add either or to google webmaster tools.

3) Submit your feed as atom.xml?redirect=false . And check back few hours later. If it is giving any errors, then you have to remove post feed redirect url (refer to image above, the box should be kept blank) and then just submit atom.xml as your feed

4) Finally your feed will work now. Go back and pat on your back and make yourself a big tub of popcorn and grab some beer! It was indeed a tough task!

Any queries? click here to ask me . I have spend too many hours playing with this that there wont be any way to do it wrong that i dont know of!! :D

Welcome to the city of Great Lakes - New Delhi

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Where every nook and corner is submerged in water..
The cab guys carry Table Tennis Bats (link) so that as soon as the cab starts floating in the water in some great (drain on the road) lake, people can open the doors and start rowing!

Some Radio Jockey played awesome music today on radio! Titanic theme song! And there was water everywhere i could see.. All that was missing in my cab was Kate Winslet (i am not bothered about the spelling of her name!)

The Furobiker Group issues a health advisory to carry safety flotation jackets (as shown in the image) to reach the office safely (If you dont know swimming of course!)

Wishing you all a very happy ..swimming..errr..chai pakoda weekend in advance!

Jet Airways Strikes!

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

So if you have some important business deal, meeting, or heavens forbid - your wedding in the evening and you are travelling by Jet Airways flight ! Chances are - you will loose the deal, and get divorced before marriage!

With more power comes more responsibility! Why can't people in Jet Airways realize that? Cant they notify the poor passengers atleast a day before that they are planning to fall ill with a gupt rog which the airline doctors can't identify and only pilots know that they are ill?
Atleast i am not planning to book any tickets with Jet Airlines seeing their poor customer empathy.. What about you?

No exams for CBSE class X students !!

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

I bet that after reading this news, most of the people would have wished.. kaash main 20 saal baad paida hua hota" (You can replace that 20 saal with the number of years between now and the time you passed out of class X)

I know most of the females would say i just passed out of class X couple of years back! "Meri twacha se meri umra ka pata hi nahi chalta!!"

But on a serious note, it would prevent many parents from doing the grim sin of telling lies to their kids! "Beta bas 10th mein 90% marks le aa.. teri to life settle ho jayegi!!" And the poor kids study day and night, totally unaware of the next few preachings coming in the next few years

Beta.. 11th mein science mil jaye.. to life settle ho jayegi!
Beta IIT mein admission ho jaye to life settle ho jayegi!
Beta college mein 8 ka CGPA aa jaye to life ban jayegi!
Beta bas teri ek acchi naukri lag jaye.. to life ban jayegi!
Beta CAT mein 100 percentile le aa.. kissi ek IIM mein ho jaye to life ban jayegi!
Beta meri marzi ki ladki se shaadi kar le .. teri life ban jayegi!!

Ok .. leave about the sentences in between.. but first and the last sentence to sabhi ne suna hoga! Although i am not particularly interested in painting but whenever my mom asks me to study for MBA (CAT , GMAT and other blah blah) i give the example of the kid in tare zameen par! Dekho maa.. wo bhi meri tarah padai likhai mein kamzor tha.. fir bhi uska hidden talent(painting) use kitni door le gaya!

Chataaak! And then comes a flying chappal and hits me on the head!

Kaash main 50 saal pehle paida hu hota .. jab MBA naam ki koi cheez hi nahi thi :( !!!

Template Designers Required

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Hi All

Help ME! ( I wanted to shout bachao bachao .. but that would sound as a hindi movie heroine.. and i dont want you to bachao me. i want help from you :(  )

I need a better template. I am bored of this template as much as you people are bored of me. If you all know any good, better, best blogspot template designer, do let me know. Even if i have to skip my food, stop drinking beer and walk 40 kms everyday to my office to save some money to pay for a cool design, i am ready to do that!

Caution: If you like creating templates by sticking small small hearts all over the blog and witting cuddling chooo chweet kind of messages on the background, then take my advice and do not respond to this help request!!

Click here to send me a message

You can pass this post around to your template designer friends! Dont worry, i wont sue you for even copying this post in an email and sending it across :D :D

To the world's best ..

Friday, September 04, 2009

..and my first teacher..

Happy Teachers Day Mom!!

Kaun kaun apna baccha udhaar dena chahega!!

Thursday, September 03, 2009

Aur wo bhi Rakhee Sawant ko!!!

Ok! I should tell you all (as if you dont know) that i am a biiig fan of rakhee ji.. and plan to go to the season 2 of rakhee sawant ka swyamvar! But this news article left me in splits! Bacche palne and buddhe hone ko pehle se experience kar lo aur fir decide karo ki bacche paida karne hain ki nahi? and buddha hona hai ki nahi :D :D :D

I am almost shocked reading this article, and the highlight of the article

Rakhi and the audience may be used to her infamous low-cut blouses, but obviously, the bachchas aren’t. And, as a source present at the launch of the programme told us, one baby couldn’t help but explore the territory! Embarrassing? You bet!

Nahiiiiiiiii! Ab bacche bhi Rakhee sawant pe nazar dalne lage? Pehle kya mere liye competition kam tha jo ye aur aa gaye??

Rakhee and Elesh on the show!
But the concept is weird! I mean who will give their new born infants to be used as props by the celebrities for the show!! You take the whole pain of 9 months and when you finally have the baby you give it to some celebrities for a show? Why! Just for money? or maybe these prop kids are just a result of drunken one night stands with strangers, and that is why there parents want to throw them on some temple stairs like old hindi movies..

flashback...from some 1970 movie! In the morning the pandit finds the baby on the temple stairs and names him Somwar (means monday) as it was monday when the pundit found the kid!!!) and one day the baby grows into amitabh bachhan and takes the badla..? Even if he doesnt know the villains  and their crime, he will still take badla!

But bhai sahab ye naya zamana hai.. why throw unwanted babies on the temple stairs! There is another place to dump your babies.. Reality TV !!

Anyways when people could tolerate the Rakhee Sawant Ka Swyamvar.. to ye show kya cheez hai?

I should remember that..

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

...All the married guys and girls i meet in any family function, i should never ever randomly say Namaste Aunty and Namaste Uncle to them!

I didnt realize that those guys are just a couple of years older to me!!?? I mean once upon the time it was just a normal thing for me to say Namaste to every other married folk i met in the marriages coz i was of the young lot! (and frankly i never bothered to know who the other person is .. all i cared was where are the food stalls!) Just tell me where the food stalls .. especially the Campa-Cola stall is and i will say namaste twice to you !

But aaj meri aankhen khul gai when i was introduced as Cha-Cha to this Gentleman! ! !

OK! He got bored of me :(

Seems i am growing old a little too fast? or is the world also moving at the same pace and only its me who is oblivious to the fact?