Tere sir pe 400 million dollar ka karza hoga to ..

Saturday, June 27, 2009

To tu bhi cardiac arrest se nikal lega.. 

Why is the world going crazy about MJs death? I mean i like his songs n all but everyone crying about him on the tweets, gtalk status messages, newspapers n blah blah blogs..! Leaving aside his child molestation charges and 400 million debt which he was not going to payback neways, the guy was a gem.. Heera tha ekdum heera..

Times of India digged out of grave an article about his 2007 India tour, or did they rewrite it recollecting how many pillows he signed and how may handshakes he did with the staff of the hotel? According to the latest census, 90% of the staff have never washed their hands to preserve the michael touch !!

By the way, if you are television illiterate, my rakheeji is on public swyamvar to select her honeymoon partner/husband! And the show is starting 29th June. Some people alleged that i secretly sent an entry for that show but was disqualified because of my 95kgs weight with 5 feet 2 inches height! I just want to say that " Ye sab vipakshi party ki chaal hai" .. Mera weight ab dieting ke baad kam ho gaya hai .. ab main sirf 93kgs ka rah gaya hun!

Anyways click image below to watch zindagi ka ek kadwa sach!!

I hate to wake up early

Wednesday, June 17, 2009


Does someone else also has the same I-hate-to-wake-up-early syndrome?? 


Please suggest me a solution

Summer Vacation

Friday, June 12, 2009

Not as long as we used to have in school!

Going for a couple of days to roam around and beat the heat of Delhi. Better to roam around in a cool place than just sitting in a hole which is weirdly air conditioned ..

See you sometime next week.. Tab tak ke liye happy holidays..

Its gonna be an adventure trip it seems.. i dont have any tickets! and there is no hope of getting one especially as i am leaving in less than 24 hours!

Hasta la vista!

Punjabi khana in Chinese flavor !!!

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Jab lagya chinese khane nu punjabi tadka!!!
Listen this chinese guy singing Tujhme Rab Dikhta hai yaara main kya karu" 





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Techy Post

Monday, June 01, 2009

Its official!! The total storage capacity in my house has touched 1.5 Terabyte!!! That is 1,500 GB for the illiterates.. (One thousand five hundred Gigabytes - in words - if you are a banker)

Well i dont have this much stuff to fill in, only about 500GB is filled up, rest all is empty empty.. So it would be great if you can mail me the names of some good animation movies (any language) on the email id mentioned on the sidebar.. Any other good movies will also do.. but judging from my blog you must have understood that a kindergarten guy can only understand cartoon movies!!

My excel teacher Mohit babu has started a blog called Excel Matic (http://excelmatic.blogspot.com/) to help people with some tips and tricks on Microsoft excel, some of the tips are really cool, i wonder how i never knew them!

Thinking about Microsoft, they have recently launched a radio advertisement campaign, promoting Original windows software. "Nakli software matlab karobar mein nusaan" And they have some weird studies to support this fact too.. Dunno if they will achieve anything out of the campaign..

Btw here are some of the softwares which are free fokat available on the net!!

Google Chrome - I never liked the heavy Internet Explorer or the heavier Firefox.. Chrome is awesome, superfast and i like its looks.. seedhi baat.. no bakwaas

Ubuntu - Its Linux.. And i love it

Open office - Go to openoffice.org - Its free and will almost do everything that Microsoft office does
Gaim - All chat messengers in one!! So forget about logging seperately into yahoo, gtalk, msn, aim n blah blah blah

GIMP  - All features of photoshop, without throwing money around!! Yep this is free and easy tooo!!!
BitTorrent - A cool torrent downloader.. More details about its legality on its official website
VLC Media player - plays everything except RM files.. I just love it.. To easy to start and adjust subtitles in it.. (Wo hamari angrezi kamzor hai na, to angrezi filmo ke liye subtitle lagane padte hain)

PDF creator - Word to PDF.. FREE..

GNU CASH - Manages your finances.. how much you earn, how much u spend and how much is left for the daruuu!!! Hic!!


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