Somethings in life just don't have a reason

Damn! In these recession times i am looking for some recession proof careers which give nice performance appraisals no matter how the market is... Sudenly i stumbled upon some pics which gave me an idea of Going into IPL..

Check out the pics

Ek taraf Inflation aur doosri taraf recession! Uff
Nowadays the Rs 1 and 2 coins are almost useless, all you can do with them is keep them in Gullak (pigibank) and use that pigibank as a paperweight!

I have a small coin collection which has Indian coins from 1902 till 2008. I sometimes used to look at them and wonder 1/2 anna mein kya aata hoga? 10-15 years down the line our kids will wonder.. 1 - Rs mein kya aata hoga?

Anyways with the launch of Rs 10 coin, protests have already begun! Some NGOs are complaining that its structure is very similar to Rs 2 coin, so the blind people would have a real problem and are at a risk of loosing 8Rs everytime! I wonder if our government thinks about people before taking such steps?

Anyways, do let me know when anyone of you come across Rs 10 coin in market! Coz after the announcement, the typical sarkari system would atleast take 5 years to launch the coin!!

Here is cheers to my fav team.. Delhi Daredevils.. i have even added the latest news feed on Delhi Daredevils at the bottom of my blog!

So which team do you support?

Everyone is shouting around, go and vote.. Voting is your right, its your duty and blah blah! Gimme one good reason why should i vote?

Since i was a little kid, very little kid, i have been observing my parents religiously going to the polling booth on every voting day and voting for their fav candidate and showing off the voting mark on the finger with pride. But then so what?? What have they changed with their single vote? Same things are still happening in India.


People outside are calling us slumdogs and the government doesnt do anything to stop it

Terrorist attacks are still going on with the same frequency

If you are not rich, you still can not speak in this country

Your freedom of speech is compromised

People are so damn frustrated with the government that they leave no chance of throwing shoes at politicians

Damn!

If the voting in the past so many years didn't do anything good, how can you expect my one vote will help India?

Although there have been some very good initiatives to educate people about the people bidding for the post in every locality, but its not the Internet literate junta who decides the election decision. It is the poor folks in every locality who vote just on a symbol depending upon which symbol guy helped them off the records..

Anyone willing to provide me with one single reason to vote?

I tried doing just one sensible thing in my life. Playing sudoku.. and look what they gave me to solve



They said only this was available for people of my IQ levels!

I told u!! 




Then why should people get angry when a  Radio Jockey in US is calling all Indians as slumdogs?  Isnt it what you asked for? to be called slumdogs!! and when people are calling you with that name, why the hell are you getting angry?

 Dont you realize that US economy is such a great and vast economy in front of us slumdogs? What if the employees eat most of the expenditure of the companies in their benefits even when the companies are going bankrupt in US. How does it matter if all Indian slumdogs stop working for US companies today and the falling US economy which is supposed to crash in 2 weeks time will crash now in one week?

How does it matter if all US hospitals and companies employ all slumdogs from India just because their own citizens are not so talented to even teach their own kids studying in kindergarten!!


But i would like to tell you one thing Mr Radio Jockey. Our homes, and all our assets are paid for, and we slumdogs live much better life on our own money instead of looting the banks in the name of credit and mortgages. And it is your need that you send your jobs to us slumdogs instead of feeding your money and benefits hungry people and your CEOs who dont even leave small amounts to the company they sank! How can a CEO think about taking bonuses from the company he sank! Sorry but my slumdog parents didnt teach me that, yours rich parents taught you that?

and Mr Radio Jockey talking about parents, did you ever ask your mother who your real father is/are?

So i thought you would like to see this video




Less said the better!!

Here is the simple life process of people throwing shoes at politicians ..

1. Born
2. Study till 12th
3. Study journalism
4. Get employed in a famous news channel or news paper.
5. Gain some repo so that you can get in big press conferences.
6. Get frustu for different reasons (Nation, wife, children, neighbours, neighbours' wife, and so on and so forth)
7. Buy a cheap shoe (remember: you are not getting it back :P )
8. Practice some throws before going to the press conference. Remember, you have to "just miss" the politician for a good public image.
9. Go to the conference.
10. Take out the shoe so that no one is seeing (pretend to tie the laces etc).
11. Act before the security personals can, and throw the shoe :)
12. If and only if you are interested in becoming a national hero, start shouting national slogans to gain people's symapathy.
13. The end

I read this news (click here) on the net and suddenly remembered this song.. Jab dil hi toot gaya..

Sad.. very sad!!

Quoted from the news article
"Rakhi Sawant said, “Every young woman dreams of a perfect marriage! There is a right time in your life to get married, to become a wife and a mother. I am a cultured Indian woman with good values and I have reached a stage where I need a companion with whom I can share my love, joys, sorrows and success with. For me that time is now... However I want to solemnize my marriage in the presence of all my fans who have been supportive of me throughout and what better way than getting married on national television? I am looking for a companion who is warm, affectionate, someone who can dance a little bit, who respects women for who they are and above all who is punctual. Even Sita had her Swayamvar...so why not me?” "

I can say just one thing.. What the Fcuk!!

Finally i am back home and trying to give up the habit of saying TIA (this is Africa) for every stupid thing or potential danger. The first thing we saw on the Delhi airport was some unfinished construction work and the first thing my friend said was "Phew.. so good to see atleast something disorganized in life" And then i realized, we have been brought up and are habitual of living a bit disorganized life and can not enjoy a properly organized life with everyone talking in a hushed tone and eating with knife and fork! Damnit! Being a Punjabi deprives me of the right to talk in a hushed tone and to survive on a butter/desi ghee less food!

Anyways Dubai  duty free is the place where i spent my one months salary on buying some totally useless stuff which included a 4Gb iPod shuffle and 5kgs of chocolates(Yeah i needed that much chocolates for each of the padosi and relative asking "munda foren to aya hai, sade waste ki laya, suna hai utthe te electronics vadde saste milde hain")

Anyways its good to be back in India. It is in each and every sense much better than living in TIA kind of life

This is my favorite day of the year. Why? If they can have a mothers day, a fathers day a daughters day, why cant be a day for me?? So i announce this is my day!
The best part of the day is reading newspapers. Each one has its way of putting a fake news in one article in the whole newspaper. I love digging that article out. Actually spotting that article is very easy. Its too good to be true!
Even google isnt far behind in the race! Its much better compared to others. It releases so techy april fool jokes that technically challenged people like me and rakheeji are unable to make it out! :(

Being a romantic person (LOL - lemme laugh on this joke of mine.. ROTFL) ok control now.. This is my favorite one
"Pin All Your Romantic Hopes on Google
When you think about it, love is just another search problem. And we’ve thought about it. A lot. Google Romance™ is our solution.

Google Romance is a place where you can post all types of romantic information and, using our Soulmate Search™, get back search results that could, in theory, include the love of your life. Then we'll send you both on a Contextual DateTM, which we'll pay for while delivering to you relevant ads that we and our advertising partners think will help produce the dating results you're looking for.

With Google Romance, you can:

Upload your profile – tell the world who you are, or, more to the point, who you’d like to think you are, or, even more to the point, who you want others to think you are.
Search for love in all (or at least a statistically significant majority of) the right places with Soulmate Search, our eerily effective psychographic matchmaking software.
Endure, via our Contextual Dating option, thematically appropriate multimedia advertising throughout the entirety of your free date."

This is the link ! Enjoy!!

If you have more such Apri fool news.. do share it with me!!