As you all know that the world  is gripped in the claws of recession , and Elesh Parujanwala is cooking breakfast (omlette and bread) for Rakhee Sawant. Sorry but that is not the point of this post!

Everyone around you is adopting cost cutting measures. Who am i to defy the public opinion, so this Friday i decided to watch a movie as the rates are cheaper on weekday mornings! (Atleast hamare zamane mein to weekend Saturday + Sunday hota tha.. who the hell would know that morning movies are massively discounted only on Mon-Thu!!) But anyways, i decided to watch Blue Film along with friends this Friday morning. Ah! Before you start thinking.. Let me rephrase. I watched the movie "BLUE" starring Katreena kaif, Lara Dutta and some other random people"

Katreena was looking awesomely sexy with her ear accessory on her lower lips. whatever you call it! And i can just say one line about Lara Dutta.. "khandar ko dekh kar lagta hai imarat kaafi katto rahi hogi!!" (You can infer from the ruins that the building must have been super sexy!)

Movie was overall not so good a movie but the best part of the movie came after it got over! (Please read the following paragraph slowly imagining each and every line in your head)
As i walked towards the door ... with hundreds of people following me.. Suddenly the door was opened by someone blinding everyone ..because of the harsh sunlight .. and in just few seconds as soon as i got acquainted to the sunlight..., a second powerful light blinded me.. The light of the paparazi of India! Atleast 7 news channels were standing outside waiting for me to come out and provide the first review of the movie to the whole world!!!

Ok so you got it.. There were plenty of news channels standing outside to grab the views of people about the movie.. And being the self proclaimed leader and savior of this world and Rakheejee i dedicatedly gave interviews to all. Even those channels who already got some footage of crowd shouting, i went ahead and gave them jabardasti interviews. You see.. i am not one of those high nosed celebrities (I can hear you shouting the obvious question.. Who the fcuk said that you are a celebrity!)

I really could empathize with Rakheejee for giving such hilarious (atleast she thinks that those are hilarious answers!) to the camera people asking such randomly weird questions! And on the top those news reporters were not even half as sexy as they show on BBC and Fashion TV!!

Anyhow those were my 15 seconds of fame.. and why are u wasting time sitting in front of your machine reading this crap blog! Go and watch TeeeVeeeeeee and if your stars are bright you may see me jumping like a fool in front of the camera...