Time: Time to pee
I was busy with errr..my stuff in the washroom, where three guys were standing, adjusting their super cool hairstyle and talking. (Ok, i wont make fun of them as it seemed they came for job interview in some company and hence wanted to look their best). Guy 1 had apparently done with his interview and was tipping the other 2 guys about the interview procedure.
Guy 2: (with a shiver in his voice) Are these guys asking about college grades (CGPA) also?
Guy 1: (seemed like a topper, oiled hair and a big specs on his nose) Yeah, ofcourse. Or else how would they know how much you learnt at college (dekha!! mera shak yakeen mein badal gaya, only toppers utter such motherly sentences)
Guy 2: Shit man! You know i was sick (or something equally crappy) in the first semester of college and had low grades. I hope they dont give too much stress on that
Guy 1: Baaki sab semesters mein to theek grade hain na?
Guy 2: Haan just in the first semester i had 7 point something. In rest all i have 8.5 +
( my jaw dropped till it was just half a centimeter above the pot! These freaking guys are nerds, geniuses, maggus or what???!)
And on the top of it, Guy 1 says : I hope they dont look at your semester 1 grades. You should have got at least one 9 point something to cover up the goof up in first semester!! (WTF!! WTF WTF !!)
Guy 3 who was just standing without interrupting their conversation spoke for the first time now
Guy 3: Bhaad mein jao saalon! Poori zindagi padte rehna aur rote rehna. I never ever got above 6.5 in a single semester, and here look at my appointment letter!
Silence!
Guy 1 and Guy 2 went out mumbling something and i remembered something from the final year of my college.
....I insulted two toppers in the same way in a same washroom situation 3 years back.. Good old days!!....
6 comments:
*clap clap* for the 3rd guy.
Yeh toppers apna dimag toh kharab toh karte hi hain. Hum jaiso ka aur bhi karte hain :X
nice one :)
Good one! Washroom conversations sometimes are real fun!:P
WAH, abby ki kahani, abby ki jubaani. aap to hamere inspiration source rahe ho.. fakka laga tab bhi aur job mili tab bhi... I never got 7 pointer in whole 8 semesters. Cheers for 6 pointers !!!!
hehehe har kam pointer ki zindagi main ek divine retribution wala scene ata hi hai shayad...
i rembr when the bunch of folks recruited by my first cpy were going to join, one with 61%(humare zamane main %age main marks milte the) told the ABT ( All Branch Topper :D ) tu topper hoke yahan main bottom topper hoke wahin :D wo bhi bhari train main sabke saaamee!! I was like wah wah wah wah! I myself was a miserable marks scorer.
:P :D 6 pointer ki zindabad .
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