Saturday, August 01, 2009

Khush hai zamana aaj pehli tareekh hai !!


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Bhai log.. aapka hardik swagat hai is blog pe pehli tareekh ko! Aur doosri khushi ki baat hai ki aaj rakhee ki shaadi bhi hai.. isi khushi mein kuch meetha ho jaye.. (hic! )

Waise i was thinking life has become so monotonous these days.. Same old people in the cab, same old corner in the office..and on the top of it, there are no hot or even warm girls in the new batch of freshers that have joined the office.. phew.. sala mera to badluck hi kharab hai!!

Whenever i think about the first pehli tareekh(ofcourse of the 2nd month in office when i got my first salary)  in office.. khushi ke mare meri aankhen bhar aati hain.. i was on cloud 16.. (cloud 9 + i was on 7th floor at that time :P ) when i saw my account with my first salary! From a cash stripped .. fakir-style-life with no-money-for-beer-engineer i suddenly became thoda ameer.. and had dreams of buying a merc on installments .. but later on that day i did realize that prices in delhi are much higher than prices in banaras ! Here i could only afford a hotwheels merc with my first slumdog salary(  can you hear the sound of my crashing dreams?) .. nevertheless it was a great moment of happyness and pride.. (yeah yeah.. i know people will scold me for incorrect spelling of happyness.. but as someone said.. there can not be a happyness with an I in between.. ).. and yeah a nice dinner in Parikrama - the revolving restaurant in cannaught place.. :) :)

I always had a dream of having my first salary in a brown packet.. from which i could take out a note and write a date and time on it.. and keep it framed on my wall.. so that one day (60 years later of course) when i become a bada aadmi.. (the definition of bada aadmi is the guy who is so fat that he can not open his car door himself and his driver has to run to open the door for him! ) yeah.. so when i become a bada aadmi and press reporters are at my home to take my interview, i could show them how pathetic my first income was and how long way i have traveled!!

But sadly the rate at which my salary is increasing, i can extrapolate it to be twice the starting amount in the next 60 years!! Hey bhagwaan mujhe is recession se bachao!!

So do you also have some nice memories of your first tareekh??
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5 comments:

♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥ said...

jobless insaaan :P

*singing 'papa se puch lena' *

Isha said...

hey u will surely b a bada admni very soon considering ur ever-increasing tummy... :P

Divya said...

i agree with Isha :P

apart from that, my first salary mood was just ok! as i was way away from home... bt yea, saving money and spending ur own stuff is something a very diff feeling... i am waiting to get back to that stage!

iriz said...

haha. nice one.

"there can not be a happyness with an I in between" - i like that!

nothing much about my first salary but of course there's always a tinge of excitement. imagine i ain't just living, i am making a living! lol.

more increase for your salary!

MiNi said...

Coool.... seems somene is writing my Mind... with the meager salary SBI give to its officers even my dreamz gave up at the "bhutta wala" jus next to parikrama :)

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