Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Sale ek number ke jhoothe hain!!

As a normal Indian teenager, i used to watch hundreds of firangi movies just to see the other side of the world.. blaah.. cut the crap, just to see some nice firangi babes clad in the minimum clothings possible ! And for that matter i used to consider the American Pie series as the guidebook for every hindustani student to the firangi universities!! But i am too sad to say.. Sale ek number ke jhoothe hain!! Neither is my college like what they showed in american pie! Nor are the blondes so dumb and easy to get ;) :) (experienced abby says: keep trying dude.. ek din tera number bhi ayega!!:D )

Tell me, what can one person not understand in the word Nitin!! Ulta bolo y seedha bolo.. ek hi naam banega! And they even cant pronounce that??? I have started noting down the different pronunciations of my name i have heard over the past 10 months, and i think the count stands at 887 different pronunciations till now!!

If you ever scolded your mom/sis/gf for bargaining over ek dhaniye ki patti, one extra tomato, one ladyfinger with the vegetable vendors, you should see the cheapness of these firangis on black friday, the day after thanksgiving.. even for a discount of 3Rs on an item of 50,000 Rs they are ready to smash each other!! They line up outside the stores from 2am in the night!! Cheapsters!!

People of amreeka, no matter wherever u go, invariably, will always be considerate, polite and well spoken ( even if they are cursing u like crazy inside!!), but then also i must say there is always a feeling of hindi hindi bhai bhai here.. As soon as you see any Asian face you tend to pass a smile without knowing. And any word in hindi even if it is teri maa ki.. makes you go crazy with happiness.. I remember the times when i used to call my friends in india and said.. yaar kuch gaali de de. bahut din ho gaye hindi mein gaali sune hue... :(

Hehe.. So jokes apart, life in amreeka is kabhi khushi .. kabhi gham .. but as abby bhai always says..  East or west India is the best!!
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So this post the response to my post (click here)  sent by Nitin.. Feel free to bash him in the comments!!

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6 comments:

Anjuli said...

lo! maine socha tu amreeka chala gaya :d

olive oyl said...

another guide to amreekanism: inscrutable americans. :p

Yayaver said...

amreeka kee romantic (read as erotic) image toot gayee aaj yeh pad ke. American Pie series sabse pehle batch mein download kar ke poore group ke sath dekha college mein.. sara sapna thod diya chalo chalo america sapne kaa... iss post ne mujhe amreeka se bewafaa bana diya..

♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥ said...

awwwwwwww

such a sweet post.... :)

amit said...

You remind me of a friend of mine who couldn't talk without a gali and then when he went to amrika, he used to call us and talk non stop with full time galis in his sentences.
And in the end he will say - Ahh! Aatma tript ho gai!

Mayank Maheshwari said...

dude...american pie was high school....not even college....well some universities in US are still party schools....come to wisconsin and you will know what drunken revelry is....but anyways america is still good fun....except for....the gaali part of course....gaali kise dein yahan per...

so is this ur post or somebody else's? are you in the US?