"Why should i be??""

Dude!! IF you ever get this reply .. to samajh le teri to watt lag gai boss!!

If your girlfriend ever gives you such an ambiguous/questioning and you-better-confess-all-your-mistakes-or-you-are-going-to-regret kind of a reply then you are totally screwed!

You have two options from here.

First Strategy - You act like you do not know what is she angry for! If you adopt this method.. then my friend, this will go as the biggest mistake in your auto-biography! She will make you remember all the wrong things you did in the past 20 years of your life! Even staring at that hot girl in the parking lot the other day (which was 3 years ago ofcourse)!!

Gyaani abby says: Do not adopt this methodology unless you have 2 movie tickets, one diamond ring, and two tickets to eurotrip in your pocket!!

Second Strategy - Jaisa kissi bade aadmi ne kaha hai .. (bada aadmi = big people who write books and come on TeeeeVeeee!) If you have a bigger problem at hand, break down into smaller problems and your life will be a cakewalk!! (Sala khud to zindagi bhar kuwara raha hoga aur hame gyaan padake chala gaya!)

So the first problem is that she is angry, and the second problem is that you do not know why is she angry!! You can not solve the first problem unless you solve the second problem.  And solving the second problem is no less than going to moon without a spacesuit and a rocket!! Pheeeew!

So you start counting the things for which she can be angry, 80% of the things she wont be knowing ;) :) and only 20% she will be aware of. You say sorry for just one thing out of that 80% of that bag and Chataaaak!! Yeah us thappad ki goonj tu kabhi nahi bhoolega balwant rai ke kutte! So better tread that fine line carefully! ;)

And finally when you have said sorry for all he 20% bad things you do and she knows about, then she will tell you that she was not angry because of any of them! She is very kind and generous and forgives all your stupid mistakes but she was angry just because you did not give her a missed call back when she gave you a missed call just to show you that she missed you and you did not give that means you dont miss her!

I know you will need this !!!

By the way , don't forget to read the label of this post!!