I now realize that you people think i am a useless nutter spending 19 hours a day reading my own blogs and 5 hours reading other peoples blogs. Btw Amrita ji again tagged me . once upon a time she tagged me  and i warned her..Ab kuch log kabhi sudhr nahi sakte (some people never change)..   So here goes the tag... (Warning!! long tag ahead)
(here are some of my other tags - cherries tag ,  20 questions tag ,  tag tag ,  doctors tag  !!!

1. Last drink: Give me an option, every drink of my day will be beer
2. Last phone call: The Lady (Main seeta aur geeta dono pe haath rakh ke kasam khata hun aur kissi ladki ka fone nahi aaya mujhe aaj)
3. Last text message: You are an asshole!! (sent by the lady when i gave some stupid answers to her "Am i fat?" questions)
4. Last song you listened to: Summer Song - Joe Satriani.. ekdum dhinchak guitar bajata hai ye
5. Last time you cried: When i was in 3rd standard and a big flat faced dog bit me on my bum.. i cant tell you how i managed my morning nature talks..

HAVE YOU EVER...
6. Dated someone twice: Aadhi zindagi beet gai ek hi ladki ko date karte hue.. and u are asking dated someone twice?? .
7. Been cheated upon? Oh yes.. all my cheaters were teachers..uh.. vice cersa.. neways doesnt matter - they all stole my pen at some or the other time in the school.. actually they asked for 2 mins and never returned it again
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? I saw rakheejee at a stone throwing distance in some stupid mall.. i am a big moron, instead of stealing a kiss, i was busy finding a stone to throw!
9. Lost someone special? Rakhee sawant ka swyamvar hasnt ended yet
10. Been depressed? Yeah many a times but wrote it just once (link )
11. Been drunk and threw up? Haha.. just ask me if you drink and i will answer like a fish...

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS:
12. Blue
13. Black
14. Green

FIRSTS :
15. Made new friends: Yep a lot! Bole to bahut dhinchak log hain apun ki zindagi mein .. ye lo ek post pado unke bare mein
16. Fallen out of love: She tries to kick me out .. but no.. ye fevicol ka jod hai tootega nahi
17. Laughed until you cried: People cry when i try to make them laugh!!
18. Met someone who changed you: I remember the advertizement.. where a fat guy looses some weight toimpress a chammak challo!! Neways as great guy raj aryan said " Koi pyar kare, to tumse kare, jaise tum ho waise hi kare, koi tumhe badal kar pyar kare, to wo pyar nahi sauda hai janeman"
19. Found out who your true friends were:Yep!.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Gurubhai ne bola hai - Jab log aapke baare mein baa karne lage na.. to samajh lo tarakki kar rahe ho

HAVE/YOU:

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: I cant answer this question without the permission of the lady :D
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life:almost 83.72% !!
23. How many kids do you want to have: atleast itne to hone chahiye ki main apni ipl ki team bana sakun - so my answer is 15 !!
24. Do you have any pets: i hate animals!
25. Do you want to change your name: Yep - i wud like to rename myself as Mikka (yeah wahi jisne rakhi sawant ka chumma lia tha)
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Was in joburg, none of the close ones to celebrate.. so was in a bad mood that day!
27. What time did you wake up today: WTF! I woke up at 7 am, then went to bathroom .. then did brushing, then .. do you really wanna know this?
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: i was banging my head on the table and trying to beat zakir hussain in tabla playing1!!!
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Beer!!
30. Last time you saw your father: 2 mins ago, he was trying to secretly reading the screen to see if i am chatting to any girl..
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: beer is such a good thing! why din my parents lemme taste it when they used to make me quiet by mugli ghutti 555?
32. Most visited web page: This is a family blog!! dunt ask sch questions!!!

Whats your:
33. Name: The Furobiker
34. Nicknames: Abby, Sardar, and some secret nicknames also :D
35. Zodiac sign: Angry Aries!!
36. Male or female or transgender: A straight male !!
37. Elementary: blah blah
38. School: Blah blah blah!!
39. Colleges: Mech D , IT BHU
40. Hair color: I used to have black hair, but strands of white have started appearing, someday i will have a hairstyle like Mr Bajaj - salt and pepper hairstyle!!
41. Long or short: Long Island Tea - with extra whiskey!
42. Height: its 5'9" but i always say 5'10" - My Wish!!
43. Do you have a crush on someone? Kattorina Kaif, Rakhee Sawant!!
44. Ever been in love? Ye ishq nahi aasan, bas itna samajh lijiye.. aag ka daria hai .. doob ke jana hai
45. Piercings? nah !@##%#%^#^
46. Tattoos? Fuck off ...
47. Righty or lefty: Mostly righty , partly ambidextrous
48. First surgery: Accident in class 3, . if i remember correctly - 100+ stiches
49. First piercing: kya bakwaas hai.. teri earrings ki dukaan hai kya be!!
50. First best friend: Joey! Chandler wasnt bad even!.
51. First sport you loved: Cricket!!!
52. First pet: i hate dogs!!!!!!
53. First vacation: once upon a time when i went to moon.. abe sala 22 saal pehle kidhar gaya tha tujhe yaad hai?.
54. First concert: I attended or I gave? i am still learning to sing!
55. First crush: as usual.. some teacher in standard on in school. zada to yaad nahi .. but itna yaad hai .. bahut maal thi madam!!

RIGHT NOW:
56. Eating: Dinner
57. Drinking: I wish it was a mug of beer.. but alas! its just water.
58. I'm about to: Kick the person below the belt who created this damn long tag!!!
59. Listening to:  e hip hopper mujhe pyar to kar eee hip hopper !!!
60. Waiting for: Rakheejee to reject all the participants in rakhee sawant ka swyamvar.. and call me up using fone a friend feature :)

YOUR/FUTURE
61. Want kids? Of course
62. Want to get married? bina shaadi ke bacche ho gaye to meri maa mujhe fry karke kha jayegi!!
63. Careers in mind? Apun to ek din bujiness karega!!!

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
64. Lips or eyes: Lips.. they are more expressive than eyes :D :D :D
65. Hugs or kisses: Kissing while hugging? or wait hugging while kissing?
66. Shorter or taller: depends ;)
67. Older or Younger: younger
68. Romantic or spontaneous:Spontaneous. Spontaneously Romantic
69. Nice stomach or nice arms: kitni choti soch hai is tag ko banane wale ki!!
70. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive
71. Hook-up or relationship:Relationship ... hook up ki umra nikal chuki hai
72. Trouble maker or hesitant: she is the biggest trouble maker on this plannet.. phew

HAVE YOU EVER :
73. Kissed a stranger: I consider kareena kaif as stranger and wud love to kiss her !!!
74. Lost glasses / contacts: I am wearing them since i ws in standard 1 in school!! so dont ask me this question!!
75. Broken someone's heart: chataaaak!
76. Had your own heart broken: It will break after rakheee sawant ka swyamvar is over!!
77. Been arrested: Fuck off!
78. Turned someone down:Yes
79. Cried when someone died: yes
80. Liked a friend that is a girl?Like? nah..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
81. Yourself: nopes.. i would be the last person on this planet i would trust
82. Miracles:they dont happen
83. God: in the times of need
84. Love at first sight:meri nazren bachpan se kamzor hain!!!
85. Heaven: marne marne ki baaten kyu kar rahe ho bhayya?
86. Santa Claus: my ideal..i wanna be as fat as him by eating 24 hours a day !!!!
87. Kiss on the first date? yup!
88. Angels:a: you mean apsaraen ? fairies?
89. Devils: thats what bosses are!!

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? yes of course
91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? ek ko sambhalne mein main bankrupt ho gaya.. 2 rakhta to kapde bhi bik jaege!.
92. Wanted to kill someone ever? thats what bosses are for!
93. Among your blog mates, whom would you like to kiss? Ewww no one.
94. Committed a blunder and regretted later? Click here
95. Wanted to steal your friend's boyfriend / girlfriend? Noo.

Associate with something :
96. White: Baniyan
97. Black: Chaddi
98. Red: Saree
99. Pink: Gays
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Was the most irritating thing i have ever done and Ms Cherry you owe me a treat for completing this tag!!!


Anyone who has a patience and on the verge of going to a mental hospital can pick this tag up!!!


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