As i said the previous time, i hate these bloody tele callers!
I am just wondering, where do these guys or to be more specific girls get the numbers?? Finally i have found a way to deal with the callers so that the same callers atleast wont call me ever again..
Telecaller female: Sir aap hamari company ki insurance lena chahenge?
Me: Aap jo jo dena chahengi main wo wo lene ko tayyar hun
Telecaller female: SLAM!!
ME: Mission accomplished!
Today a guy called me selling some broadband connection
Telecaller guy: Sir i am calling from ***** company and want to sell u a broadband connection
Me: first clear my doubts about this internetwa thing
Telecaller: sure sir, happy to help
Me: Fas gaya saala (ye mere dil ki aawaz hai..sirf mujhe aur ekta kapoor ke camera ko sunai deti hai)
Me: I took this internetwa in my fone, and now i am so confused!!
Telecaller: Sir what is your confusion
Me: i can not find a place to put mouse and keyboard on the fone!!
Telecaller: !!!Sir but keyboard on fone??
Me: (in the proper bhojpuri tone, which i learnt in my college in banaras) Jab hamare internet cyber cafe mein mouse aur keyboard hota hai to hamare fone cyber cafe mein kyu nahi hoga?!!
Barely 60 seconds more he was talking to me and i felt like he will desperately need a painkiller for his headache! I bet even if someone is paying him 1000Rs per minute to call me and sell his bloody internet connection, he wont call me!
Waise did you guys ever tried doing timepass on the free customer care numbers? I used to do that a lot in college time. At 3 am in the night, when no one was awake and i wasnt feeling sleepy, i used to call those customer care numbers.. Following were my pet questions
1) The Job market is so bloody screwed up, can you tell me some of the important questions your boss will ask if i apply for your job? ( yes i used to ask this to my fone customer care people!!)
2) What is the time?
3) Aaj ka paper pada? Aj ka sunrise subha 5.24 pe hoga? Do you think this prediction is right?
4) And the killer one! - Sir humne GPRS connecionwa to le liya.. ab bataiye keyboard kidhar lagayen!!!
:D :D :D
Did you ever do such mischiefs? Do share in the comments
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
How the fuck do you get my phone numbers!
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8 comments:
Nice one Surd...I remember Mehra walaa case when he asked customer care(a girl) that his fone doesn't work in bathrooms...can you please come and see
hum to bachpan se shareef hain bhai ;)
lol....sunrise ka prediction was hilarious...never tried it in India but yahan pe sala telmarketers bhi automated callers hote hain....bc bhi nahi kar sakte unke saath toh
interesting bhaiya! Mazza aaya padh ke! On a more serious note: I agree with you, these tele-callers can really be a pain in the ...
abey aisa mat bol...telecaaing mera first job raha for 2 months :)
just to show my dad, that i can work..
aacha hua tere jaisa koi nai mila..mil jata toh uski beep beep beep
gud one this...we guys in hostel used to call up call centers of airtel, reliance etc n one of aur haryanvi frnd used to enquire something like - mhare phone screen mein dande nahin khade ho rahe ( he meant signal strength indicators)...was fun at 3 a.m ....issing those days...pls continue writing frnd..
ye tumhare jese guys ke liye masti hoti he but telemarketers bhi achhe log hi hote honge na jane kis majburi me puri puri rat jag kr kam karte he meri peri sympathi he unke sath
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