Here is the simple life process of people throwing shoes at politicians ..
1. Born
2. Study till 12th
3. Study journalism
4. Get employed in a famous news channel or news paper.
5. Gain some repo so that you can get in big press conferences.
6. Get frustu for different reasons (Nation, wife, children, neighbours, neighbours' wife, and so on and so forth)
7. Buy a cheap shoe (remember: you are not getting it back :P )
8. Practice some throws before going to the press conference. Remember, you have to "just miss" the politician for a good public image.
9. Go to the conference.
10. Take out the shoe so that no one is seeing (pretend to tie the laces etc).
11. Act before the security personals can, and throw the shoe :)
12. If and only if you are interested in becoming a national hero, start shouting national slogans to gain people's symapathy.
13. The end
Friday, April 10, 2009
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9 comments:
ji bhagat sing ne to bomb feke the , not implying anything though ! .
frustu ---> neighbor's wife ? hahaha
the only thing which led to jarnail's famousity is the neat and clean Reebok shoes....khadim ka chapal phenka hota toh pakka jail ho jati :P
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Good one!
Lifecycle itni detailed hai real lag rahi hai jaise aapne khud ye sab experience kiya ho :p
Gr8 post!
haha!
yeah, only cheap shoes, politicians to whom it will be thrown don't deserve to be hit by expensive ones.
nice post, made my day. ;)
Throwing shoes has become a phenomenon, and blogging about throwing shoes at politicians has overtaken it.
BTW, why does it have to be cheap shoes when you can do it for free? Just visit any temple in the city, and you'll get the choice of your shoes. Pick the dirtiest and muddiest for best results! :)
Hahaha.. hilarious!
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