I am going a bit crazy these days (Oh yea more than normal crazy). Out of 24 hours on my Sunday, i was awake for 21 hours. Yes i just slept 3 hours and from the rest 21 hours i was watching Scrubs for 14 hours!! I told you i am going crazy! The only breaks i was taking in between were eating, drinking and attending nature's calls. It is one hell of a Sitcom!! I have started noting some of its quotes, will post them all here on the blog when i am done with all 6 seasons!

I am having a pain in the back, specially when i am trying to sit or when i get up from a chair. Do i blame it to my 85 clocked hours last week or to my old age? Please suggest any remedies for it!

i need help with one more thing people, i want to take some gifts for my folks back in India, but as you all know i am as dumb as any other "straight" guy about shopping, so it would be a great help to this poor soul if you give some nice suggestions. And do not say "chocolates"!

Ever since i came here, i have started disliking winters. Summers here are so cool, specially if you can just wear a vest and a jockey and shop around in a shopping mall and no one gives you a stupid glare. In india every single guy goes to malls as if to find a sunder susheel bahurani for his mother! And if doesnt wear proper clothes with atleast 300gms of deo and 260 gms of cologne, no gal would ever come and talk to him. And girls, they spend more time in searching for some of their friends/collegues to bump into so they can introduce them with their respective boyfriends.

Scene 1
bijli - ooooh meeeeenu, what a coincidence we met here, here meet my bf tinku. (now G1 knows meenu is in a reln for 2 years one month) You know what, we have been together for about 2 years 2 months.. phew.. long time na.. Feels like forever!!
God:  Holy crap! - There is only one mall in you champaktown, so it aint so big conincidence that you meet all your classmates here

Scene 2
bijli - (knows pinki her friend is single) - Pinkiiiiiiiiiii .. so nice we met you, what a coincidence! Meet my bf tinku.. (making mushy mushy eyes twinkling like diwali lights and hugging him tight as if pinki would snatch and rape tinku)! Everyone should fall in love once, you know!
Pinki (thinking in her head but you know god can hear it all) - Bitch!

God - Kaash mere zamane mein bhi Kekta Kapoor hoti, to mujhe serials dekhne ke liye bechare ladko ko itna kasht nahi dena padta! Phew!

By the way do you think mika was so well dressed when he had a kiss with rakhee? Aaaargh! Lucky fellow!