The Furobiker

Over the years it has been proved that the lack of food and alcohol causes chemical locha in the brain and forces you to do absolute random things. This happened with me last weekend. I watched tonnes of movies randomly, watching some of them for an hour and others complete. There was another movie in the bunch named as Fanaa. Yeah the same movie which had some nice shayri which you copied and kept on your orkut profile for months! When Kajol is about to leave for Delhi, rishi uncle asks her some random questions and she replies " Aadmi jab udaas hota hai na to aise hi idhar udhar ke sawal poochta hai" and i suddenly remembered, when i was in college, my parents used to drop me to the station and this is how our conversation went. And mind you this was the exact conversation which was repeated all 4 years everytime i left for banaras !

Mom: Have you kept your ticket properly?

me: nah it was boring, i threw it out of the window!

mom: aaargh! you want something to eat, i can get tea/chips from outside

me: yeah, i want 6 packets of chips! ( i can sell them to fellow passengers to buy a beer :D)

dad: by the way, did you keep your ticket properly? 

me: if somebody gave me 1Rs for each time i ans this question, i would be going in my own private plane!

dad: !@##%$#%. Do you need some money? 

me: nah! (i am a courteous guy, but while i was saying no, my head would vigorously shake in a yees mode)

dad: (hiding from mom) keep this money

mom: (hiding from dad) keep this money

me: (hiding rom both.. mentally dividing the whole amount by 60 = number of beers which i could buy :D )

As you all know my maths is of the same level as Joey. It took me some time to calculate, and by the time the train would make a farting sound! 

Then moms lecture would start " Dhaath khidki se bahar mat nikalna, dont talk to strangers, dont eat anything on the way, dont keep ur luggage unchained, dont get down from the train on the stations, take a bath daily after reaching banaras (daily? u joking? ) and many more things.. phew.. 

Its after the train had moved outta station, i started looking at all the passengers around. And then try remembering if i saw any F (18-28) name around my seat number on the list. Dont make faces, every guy who has travelled by train dreams ki some F (18-28) should sit nearby him and in couple of hours he could impress her and prove that he is the knight in the shining armour for whom she was waiting for years! I know we guys are stupid but no one ever kept a tax on dreaming! 

Initially for the whole first year i thought maybe i am unlucky, dunia mein itni saari ladkiyan hai koi na koi kissi din to mere sath wali seat pe hogi. but alas! Then slowly i asked guys around, everyone was as unlucky as me !! Then on further in depth research it was found that girls generally travel in groups or with some brotherly creature about 6.5 feet in length and 3-4 feet in width. phew. 

Anyways i started from where and reached where.. I saw almost as many crappy movies as i could tolerate without puking. There are some movies which you cant complete and some F (18-28) which you never meet. :P

I expect some belans thrown on my head after this post ;)