So its been almost 4 weeks i came to Johannesburg. no! Today its exact 1 month i came here.. During the last 4 weeks i made some observations about what i liked in this country and what not. Before reading further i must warn you these are my personal favourates, you can either agree with them or you can agree with them.!

1) There is absolutely no arrangement of water near shitpots. All these guys use is toilet papers. You can accept it or make faces, but like you, i am an Indian, and i dont feel good if there is no water around! Remedy - Ever heard the village folks in the earlier days used Lota.. yes, start using that when you are here!

2)Hindustani Firangis - Ok you guys have been settled here for past couple of years or maybe 2-3 years more than that, but how can you forget hindi in such a short duration? All they know is the heavily_fake_accented_english which even they cant understand! Remedy - I call up my friends in India and jus say " Tereko hindi mein jitni gaali aati hai de de.. mann bechain ho raha hai hindi sunne ko" phew .. its really a great stress buster u know!

3)This is hillarious. People here can eat even roti with knife and fork! I mean gimme a break, how can you eat roti with fork n knife? Its not pizza dude! Thats a total Rakhi sawant type of behaviour! Doing weird things just to show off?

4)An excess of hot chicks - First week, you feel good. But after that it becomes saturated. You dont like small micromini wearing babes anymore. All you look out for one Indian face to look at. Thats where my collection of 250GB of hindi movies comes to rescue me. Phew.. From the hindi movies i remember, i wish is i should have gotten some Rajnikant movies also. :P

5)Alcohol is cheaper than milk! The rates of Alcohol are almost 1/5 or sometimes 1/6 as compared to India! Thats a great news for friday night and saturday night but what about rest of the week? Grocery and vegetables rates are skyrocketing here! Phew. And if you are a pure vegetarian, then god save you!


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