The Furobiker

Can you guess the similarity between Delhi Police and the movie Billu Barber?

Delhi police - With you for you always

Billu Barber - With Shahrukh For shahrukh Always

This movie is nothing but blatant advertising for SRK. I am sorry to disappoint SRK fans but almost every scene has either SRK, or posters of his past movies or someone hanging his foto and praying to him like god! For the rarest of the rare scenes where these things are not available, you can easily find people talking about him or trying to copy him. Instead of spending so much money on shooting etc it would have been better and easier to print a full size foto of sharukh on every national, regional, local newspaper. That torture would have been far lesser than the 3 hour torture in the hall. 

Irfan babu has tried to pull the movie but the SRK overdose is too much to pull it back . Instead of SRK if the director had casted Miss Rakhee Sawwant ji and kept her 2-3 dance items, the movie would have been a super duper hit. Even lara dutta was looking awesome even as a mother of two. 

If the money is still ringing in your pocket and you wanna spend it, do not spend it on this movie. Instead take any gal out for some date. (i feel so sorry for mechanical engineer bhai bandus, they dont even know how to ask a gal out for date, mujhe kaise pata? main khud bhi ek mechanical engineer hun, thats why i went for the movie damnit !!) 

I just go for hindi movies in this place to see some Indian faces. After every movie, they clean the hall and the amount of litter is less than a small plastic bag. But when some hindi movie is going on, the halls in johannesburg employ about 20 people to clean the hall!! And the litter is about half truck full. LOL. And i go to the hall to see some Hindustanipana. People sitting on the stairs instead of seats, some lewd comments on the chammak challo on the screen. Some whistling, some shouting! Shit i miss India :(

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