You can straightaway tellme that i look like the most vella person on this plannet! People who find the most time killing things, pass them on to me. Yeah in other words tag me and ask me to complete it! Amrita tagged me and here goes the tag..
You gotta write 25 things(WTF!) about yourself. Look the water is getting over my head. I cant write 25 things about myself. I can summarise myself in just two sentences.
1) I am a short, fat,stupid looking, irritating kind of a person who wears a mota sa chashma and have an aweful grown up beard and moustache
2)I am a bigtime rakhee sawant fan, mainly because of her IQ levels, finally i found someone with matching IQ with me!
Long long ago when i was in college, (no no i am not a buddha khoosat uncle, its just that after workinig my asses off 2 years in job i feel like good old days were long long ago). Yeah, so where was i, long long ago when i ws in college, out of our group of about 14-15 people only 2-3 had girlfriends/were committed.
And knowing my history you must be knowing i was in mehanical engineering department. And since its inception in 1919, IT Bhu's mechanical department never needed a girls loo! So in a utterly girl less department, about 10-11 assumingly macho guys (only they assumed this, rest everyone in the whole college thought them as brainless goondas) formed a league called as League of Extraordinary gentlemen.
The purpose of this league was to find shortcomings of getting in a commitment and laugh at people who were sticking their ears on their cell phones 24*7. No we did not form a gay club, it was just an angoor khatte hain types of thing. So there was a checklist from which you can identify the committed type ke ladke!
1)Beer consumption goes down, as*holes start saving to buy chocolates! (Chocolates, fcuk man! gals dont eat it anyways, moti hone ka khatra hota hai usse! :P)
2)Bathing daily (Yuck! as the legend goes, saaf utensils ko sirf kapde se saaf karke unme khana kha lete hain, sirf gande bartan hi dhone padte hain )
3)Phone becomes a part of their ear. Hardly there are a few nanoseconds when they keep the fone aside. No seriously, i have seen people talking on the fone in the washrooms also! they can talk while eating, sleeping, shitting, drinking and when not!
4)College gaya mujhe pyar ho gaya, usne bhi mujhse mera sutta cheen lia...
5)Committed guys were a girl magnet [at that time :( ], so they were often founded in such situations
8 comments:
mujhe pata tha tum aisa hi kuch likhne wale ho isliye maine tumhe tag nehi kiya :X hmpf!
loved ur observation; committed hote he mobile kaan se cheepak jata hai... aap itne kaam ke beech bhokali & fresh ideas late ho... secret kya hai ???
I love Rakhi too.. aap akele nahi ho.
25 question bahut hote hai re..main toh nhi le raha
and tum logo k league ko mujhse behtar kaun jaanega :D
vella time hmmm
:S were u a part of the league too :O
arre u didnt look fat in those pics ( aap bhi chocolates avoid karte hai ? ) :P :P
Love makes them amnesiacs! they harldy rmbr nythin els..
bt angur seriosly khatte hain ;)
committed guys always on phone.. can so well understand that.. lolzz..
and hey who said that thing abt chocolates.. i love chocolates... i hog upon them without indiscrimination.. there was a time wen my birthday presents wr just chocolates in every shape and every size
od job....perfect answers to the randomness that makes you :)
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