If you are still a single and waiting for past 25 years to mingle.. Dont worry. Here we present the dummy's guide to ladki pataying in community celebrations such as shaadi, lohri, holi, etc. Just follow these simple steps and there you go to glory...

1. Jyada chatakmatak kapde ne pehne - People get enough halogen lamps for lightning, please dont wear bright orange or lime colors

2. Shirt pehne to apnee mardani chati ke baal na dikhaye, button laga len - Self explanatory .. be as shareef as you can.. i know its difficult but try.. !

3. Khana vagerah ka intzaam ho to kutton kee tarah na toot paden - Eat decently.. no need to have food dripping out of your mouth while talking.. looks good if you dont spit your food on others dresses

4. Apne aas pass ke neighbours ke sath baat Karen - Socialize.. talk to the dumbest neighbours you can find.. probably they will also be looking for someone to talk

5. Dheere dheere unke neighbours - Make the gang bigger - talk to your neighbours neighbour.. 

6. Fir unke neighbours aur finally target family se kuch gapshap ladayen - slowly move towards the target girl's family, according to 6 degees seperation principle, it wont take you more than 4 idiotic neighbour links. A girl will more happily talk to you in front of her family if you are having a nice and decent talk with her family.. 

7. Lekin dhyaan rahe kee ye sab karne main habad tabad na machayen - Do not rush! People may understand your motive!!

8. Ladki se aaraam se baat Karen.. pehli baar main use ye pata na chal payee kee aap use patane ki koshish kar rahe hain - Behave as you just wanna be friends with her.. Do not give too many clues in the first meeting

Ab aapka intro to maine kara diya.. not its your turn .. baaten fir mulakaaten.. fir pyar fir shaadi.. Ye formula hazaron logo pe aazmaya hua hai .. to befikra hokar jaye aur apna ghar basaye :)

(This post is generously donated for this blog by my friend potter aka hemant vyas)

PS:We are not responsible if you get hurt in this process. The female species and her family are a bit dangerous at times. Handle with care.  Adios!

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