The Furobiker

Hope you all liked my new template. It is not as bad looking as i am. But still somewhat better that thaat red color and has more reading space. Anyways i am on vaccation mode these days. Have roamed over 5 states in past 10 days. Fun part was in Goa. Beer on the beach and learning swimming in the high seas. All 5 days we were sleeping on the beaches, drinking beer, and more beer and biking on the Goa roads. 

The fun part  in Goa is very less thi year. Mainly due to lack of firangi babes. And those present are roaming around with waiters and massage guys, dunno whats wrong with them. A friend of mine tried to fake as a massage guy but he waas caught, he wasnt stinking as much as those guys. 

I as in mumbai for few hours. I was travelling through bus and asked the conductor for a ticket to some place. I was talking in hindi to him (obviously he cant understand punjabi or english and i dunno marathi) He sudenly asked me "Marathi nahi aati kya?" I replied immidiately "Nahi sirf hindi aati hai aur wahi bolunga" ..And it was like oh my god moment( Ever saw miss universe contest? The way those girls exclaim when the result is announced) I immidiately understood i said something wrong. But cant help i told the truth. I had to bear the hatred filled looks of the people around me.. You know what, some people never learn and i feel pity for all the north indians surviving in Maharashtra

And for the main update of the day

She is moving to france and He is moving to Johannesburg for the next three months. 

By the way wishing you all a very happy new year. May God bless you and your family. And hope you pray the same for me that i become as famous as Mahender singh dhoni and as rich as sachin tendulkar. 

BTW not all doctors carry a smell of Dettol with them, i met doc in Goa. She almost spent a million bucks on deo and room freshners to remove the doctor dettol smell from around her, and i must say she was very successful in that :D

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Wishing You all a Merry Christmas

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Goa here i come..

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"Isko Miss world mein bheja hai to kaise jeetne ki ummed rakhte hain .. Mujhe bhej ke dekhte tab aata na Miss world ka title".. This was the opinion of every girl in the town. India's Parvathy Omanakuttan is the runner up in the Miss world contest 2008. By the way how do you pronounce her last name? errr.. leave it anyways..

Shiela ji has again been elected as Chief Minister of saddi Delhi. As far as my memory goes i can remember only one name as the Chief minister of Delhi. Just remembered the first question from the last post. What is your oldest memory - Shielaji as CM of Delhi, and Baa from kyunki..

By the way, a new crappy movie released, Meerabai Not Out.. Seriously the only more crappy thing in life was Chidambram becoming a Home minister. This movie is as bad as it can be. All of the film critics i knw are requesting the supreme court to allow them to give negative ratings. And mandira.. you seriously disappointed me! After showing all those noodle straps and that big cleavage you bring this to us? Why shouldnt we watch jassi (older one or newer one.. she looks just the same) ?

And yeah, how can a post be without talking about the terrorism. Its becoming as common as chunnu getting ande bread from sharma ji ki shop.. We discuss it everyday over evening tea, morning breakfast everytime. And now this Kasab terrorist, he is requesting pakistani government to provide him a lawer, his dad is claiming from pakistan that he gave birth to that damn terrorist. And pakistani government is saying that kasab is not a pakistani? Then just go and ask the guy claiming to be kasab's dad that where did he go and fuck to produce such a disgusting little creature?

Seriously, kya bakwaas hai yaar!

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A salute to the soldiers of our country

Dont forget to listen to the song on the right

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If you are sane enough then you must have understood that the cherry tag means the tag passed by Cherry. So here goes the cherry tag.. I gotta answer some real difficult questions, which cherry tried hard to answer.. Go Go Go!!

1) Your oldest memories - The female playing role of BAAA in kyuki saas bhi kabhi bhains thi.. Thats the oldest thing after bargad ka ped or dinasours on this plannet. Seriously man, she got 5 generations under her.. err i mean in family tree. So her age is estimaed by the analysts to be between 2 to 4 light years.. thats roughly 20 - 30 crore earth years!!! Uski twacha se uski umra ka pata hi nahi chalta !

2) What were you doing 10 years ago - Thats a tricky one! 10 years back means in 1998, i was in 8th standard in school! And since december is winter time in Delhi, so at any moment in December 1998 i must have been discussing " why girls dont feel cold when they wear short skirts during winters"!!! I mean i felt so cold that i skipped bath for almost 2 and half months during winters and skool girls wear so small skirts that you cant really predict if its a skirt or hansika motwani's hairband!

3) Today your first thought in the morning - I came from office 3 am yesterday night and had to get up at 6 am to go to office again, so you temme what should have been my first thought!? I just prayed to god to recreate the dianasours who spit fire from their mouth, so that they can spit on my boss and i can have a chilled beer with tandoori boss!

4) If you build a time capsule, what would be in it - Its pucca a girly girly guy or some real girl who created this tag! Get a break man, dont u female and likewise species happy with the 2.5 tonne bag which you carry, now u need 3 bags ? one for future, one for past and one for present? By the way as per the last intelligence tip, NASA is doing research on the anatomy of female handbags to gain access to the technology of packing 2.5 tonnes of garbage in such a small place :)

5) Tomorro next year same day - When i read this tag on other blogs, this Q wasnt there, i think cherry inserted it herself to tell people that its her birthday .. so everyone wish her happy budday

6)What do you see yourself 14 years from now - Weird question, i have been asked this question hundreds of times. Anyways lemme answer without much crap. After 14 years i would be a nice retired old man with 500 Billion US Dollars in my bank and about 10-11 kids to spoil and have beer parties with!
You thinking what the crap? Who started it?

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As soon as Shivraj patil completed his world record of 101 terrorist attacks while on term for home minister and was about to register for guinness book of world record, he was fired! Ek teer se do nishane.. Manmohan singh was trying to find a reason to fire Chidambram for messing up the whole economy while holding up his lungi, and he got a reason, shift him to home ministry. Even one cracker bursting and he will be fired too.. Seems manmohan singh is trying to do something, So what did soniaji teach you today dear minister?

Thakrey babu is hiding up in some made in mumbai ghoonghat ? Why sir? Planning to throw stones on north Indian NSG who came to claim jobs in your state??

Where the fuck is the country going with such leaders? Damn!!

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