Welcome to Delhi

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

All you people fighting over Maharashtra, bihar and UP. If there are not enough jobs, place, homes anything in your state, welcome to Delhi. We Delhites do not stop anyone from coming here.. Aakhir Dilli dilwalo ki.. Just don't take lives of innocent people or force students like rahul raj to take extreme measures.. Whats the use of getting such railway jobs if you have a murder on your hands which will haunt you throughout your lives? ( I suppose people with conscious will feel so, dunno about others)
The Furobiker

Happy Diwali

Monday, October 27, 2008

Happy Diwali from FurobikerWishing you and your family a very happy and prosperous Diwali!

The Furobiker

Diwali Greetings

Saturday, October 25, 2008

So Diwali season is back again! But this year the pomp and show seems to be significantly influenced by the haalat of our stock market! I could not spot even a single cracker shop in 5 km radius of my home, whereas last year there were atleast 20-25 shops! Also the decorations and the lightning is very scarce ( According to a survey by Furobiker Inc, only 1 out of 5 homes have decorations till now). Other bad thing is that there are no major offers from any brands in the market. No offer on clothing, cars anything.

These companies should think about humans beings (read poor analysts) like me, who wait for the whole year for the diwali season to make purchases. Now i will have to postpone my plans to buy a new handkerchief till next year! This recession is really killing!

One thing which remains the same is the conversation between mom and alike age and gender species..

"Mrs Sharma.. what are you gifting your maid on this diwali"

" I got a new zariwali saree Mrs gupta. It has special work on it, it costed me around Rs 2500, but its ok, itni acchi bai kaha milti hai ajkal"

"Yeah you are right, but what about that gandiwali pink saree which you were buying from the saturday market last weeek for Rs 150"

"That was not gandiwali, it was fine only, i got it for myself, ab kya karen, recession times mein you have to be in budget na" !!

Anyways! Since there are no crackers available on the market, so lets celebrate like they used to do 440 years back! With diyas and candles and poojas.. Aur haan, a candle/diya light dinner on diwali eve is not a bad idea either!

Wishing you all a fun filled and romantic diwali!

The Furobiker

How to become a famous politician in 7 days

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

1. Give strong, heated and hatred filled speeches which support the local language language(preferably marathi) and tell the every other language and state is crap
2. Ask your local goons to destroy all public property they can see
3. Break bones of people who do not speak the local language (read marathi) and also students who come to your state to give any exam
4. Challenge police that "tumhare baap ki aukaat hai to arrest karke dikhao" and then gracefully get arrested
5. Distribute newspapers and pamphlets on how much good work you did for your local people
6. When you get arrested ask your goons to break more public property
7. Congrats, you are a famous politician now (eligible to rule maharashtra)


The Furobiker

My naked life isnt shit!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

I am damn angry right now. It was a sunday and all i did whole day was working in office! I mean there is a limit to everything! Why cant those firangis understand it is a festive season in India? and we need a break man! Okay the dollar is close to 50 Rs and you can buy 50 cheap Indians by spending 1 unit of your currency! but yaad rakho.. Ek din 1 Rs = 50 dollar ka zaroor hoga aur us din main jawab doonga (click to read)

BTW I got the title of this post from sourish bhayyas blog name.

The Furobiker

Pyar mohabbat

Thursday, October 16, 2008

You can get better answers from mallika sehrawat on "100 ways to tie a saree" but not me to give a lecture on love, mohabbat, pyar ke funde. Anyways Solitaire committed this sin of tagging me to write about pyar mohabbat.. and now you have to bear it, and if u wanna kick someone after that, you know where to go! It has some Questions, some answers and lots of crap from my head! Go ahead

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

Good question, and my answer - terrace pe jaake baarish mein dance karunga! I dont like cheaters.

2. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?

Wow! Awesome question. I wanna build a big house, with a big room for me, having a biiig home theater system. A 100 kg sackful of popcorn. and a 1000 liter tank of beer on the roof(with someone to refill it every 3rd day)! Bas main TV aur beer! What more do you need in life! (Drinking is such a waste use of water! Drinking water should be banned !!

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?

On the kick list are too many people. Top on the list is Himesh reshammaya.. Can someone call the MCD dog squad to control him? It would need atleast 5GB of disk space to write all such names.. yes if you want to ask whose butts would you like to spank, i can give you a fewer names :P

4. Why do you blog?

My dad works three shifts a day to pay for my huge Internet bill, he never cared to ask about it, how dare you?

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?

Main pehle se hi bahut gira hua aadmi hun (English translation: I have already fallen :P )

6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?

Dekho bhai.. mere college mein ek abbreviation tha FOSLA - Frustu one sided lovers association.. to loving someone ya being loved se accha hai ki dono hi parties ke beech mein razamandi ho jaye.. and they live happily ever after :D

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?

Generally i am late for the dates.. so wrong Q to the wrong person


8. If the person you secretly like is attached, what will you do?

I am damn sure that the person who originated this tag is a FOSLA member or as much desperate for a gal as himesh reshamaya is for his hair!


9. If you could root for one social cause, what would it be?

Mujhe social service karne ka koi shauk nahi hai.. but still if i wanna do something in life for social cause, i will make 1 Rs = 40 Dollars.. Sala un firangiyo ko bhi dikhaye kitna kaam karna padta hai hindustaniyo ko..


10. What takes you down the fastest?

Sob Sob.. aisa Q poochke mujhe senti mat karo! Mechanical engineer hun.. will take down 50 before going down!

11. What resurrects you the fastest?

Beer! and a short sweet sms :)

12. What’s your fear?

of loosing in a race.. (on road of course not any philosophical race) and yeah.. i am scared of dogs a hell lot..dont laugh.. i will also laugh when a dog bites on your ass!

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

Sunder susheel bhartiya naari :D :D :P

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?

Rich and married (Manzil pe pahunchne ka maza hi kya agar koi hamsafar sath na ho)No use getting filthy rich if you dont have a company to enjoy!

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

i am a chashmish by birth! so i look for my specs!Then i pray to god" Please make it a sunday, please please" and when he fails to answers my questions, i drag myself outta bed :(

16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who will you pick?

her

17. Would you give all in a relationship?

what do you mean by all to a person who is 99% on credit cards and has total 50 bucks in his wallet!

18. Would you forgive and forget someone no matter how horrible a thing he has done?

Depends if a near and dear one then yes.. otherwise nopes!

20. Tag 6 people.

i think most of the people have done this one.. if not .. you are most welcome to take it up!
Adios

The Furobiker

Bheja Fry!

Saturday, October 11, 2008



The Furobiker

Dilli ki uttam bus sewa

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Bus travel.. Favorite hobby of every college goer! I used to travel in DTC Buses before my job and all began. After that i do not even get time to take a proper bath, leave alone going for dilli darshan in buses. Last weekend i had a chance to travel on saddi dilli ki buses. Apart from the regular odor of sweat and the fights going on between passengers and conductor, i made few other observations also. There are various kinds of people traveling in the buses

Chadti Jawani - These kinds of kids love to stand on the foot board of the bus. And like to fly out in between. You can actually spot them hanging out of the doors" Thodi hawa khane ke liye"

Sleepers - If you do not know, almost half of the seats in the buses are for females, and if no female is present, few males also sit on them. The real drama begins when some female boards the bus and the guy has to vacate. These sleepers pretend to sleep, look out of the window, put something in their ears! Really fun to watch at times.

Uncle jees - Gyan, Gyan, Gyan! Thats all they have! Hamare zamane mein to 2 paise mein dilli ghoom lete the.. ajkal ki mehangai ne to sabki kamar tod di hai.. Ye ajkal ke bachhee.. uff. hamare zamane mein to ekdum shareef aur tameezdar hote the..

Assholes - These are the kids of people who bring a bad name to Delhi. Just look at them staring at female species and you would feel like going 5 feet inside the earth or throw them out of the bus. Those lecherous looks they give, one can clearly find the traits of bad blood.

Staff - This is the most hillarious part! If you stay STAFF in delhi buses, it means if the conductor asks them for ticket after that, the bus will be broken into pieces when the next time it crosses the college to which the STAFF people belong! i have literaly seen almost 90% of the college goers saying STAFF!

Great going!

Anyways the new Green and Red buses from DTC are real comfort thing when your dad takes your car !

The Furobiker

Delhi is an unsafe city

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Not because of the anti social people but because the government does not have a control over what happens here..!! Our respected CM sahiba Says "All by herself till 3 am at night in a city where people believe...you know...you should not be so adventurous."!!!!!!!!!!
The poor gal Soumya was not on an adventure trip to sight see whole Delhi in night time as day time it is too clogged to cover more than 5 kms in an hour! She was returning from her job!! And any sane person even if under the influence of alcohol wouldn't call it adventure!
What the hell.. we do not need such leaders who instead of improving the security and comfort level of the city, ask us to stay under the blankets inside the homes !
We cant enjoy such luxurious life CM sahiba.. We have to work and that too in wee hours of the nights ( or rather mornings i should say) to earn a decent living.

AK

Thank you for smoking

Thursday, October 02, 2008

India mein ab public place pe sutta maarna mana hai (Click here to read)