MBA

IIM or no IIM.. MBA to main karke hi rahunga..

Enjoy

About ME

Yeah i am.. cant help :|

Ek aur tag!!!!!!

Ek aur tag.... Dunia mein aaye hai to jeena hi padega.. kaam ho ya tag.. karna hi padega..
enuf crap now.. lets get to the point!

The rules:

1. Put Your iTunes/ music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!! After you've answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they've been tagged.

what the hell? i dont have a iTunes, iPhone iPill or anything starting with i !!!
I have this stupid cell with me.. which has

# IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Tujhe duhla kisne banaya, bhootni ke.. !! :D wow

# WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
E hiphopper mujhe pyar to kar e hip hopper!! kya bakwaas gaane hain mere cell mein!!

# WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL ?
I wanna fuck you .. fuck you.. you already know.. !! !i din sing this song.. akon did.. and by the way it has been launched reworded in India as i wanna love u .. lovce u .. u already know :D

# HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
nasheela nasheela tere naina.. tu hamre dil mein rehna... chalia chalia chalia...

# WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Thoda daru vich pyar milade.. o nashe dia ban botle....

# WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Washing powder nirma.. washing powder nirma.. doodh ki safedi.. nirma se aai.... !!! kya bakwaas hai ye...ye kidhar se aya mere cell mein!

# WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Main kabhi.. batlaata nahi.. but andhere se darta hun main maan.. very senti song ..

# WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? WHAT IS 2+2?
You can put the blame on me.. you can put the blame on me.. (again by Akon)

# WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I wud rather not play the song.. i wud sing it myself..

# WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
kabhi aisa lagta hai.. dil mein ek aas hai.. jise kehna chaahu per main kah paau na... (lukky ali)


# WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
e ganpat chal daru la..!!!

# WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
everyday i want to fly be by my side.. (hutch wala kutta!!)

# WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I will cheat now.. i will play this song.. Tujhe doolah kisne banaya bhootni ke..!

# WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
One love!!

# WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Man who sold the world..

# WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?
are ruk ja re bande.. are tham ja re bande.. (indian occean)

# WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS TAG?
Roya re... dil roya re..... LOL

I tag whoever comes n reads this blog :D
gao salo .. ab main gaunga.. pappu cant sing sala..!!

Jai Shree Krishna

If you dunno, Today is Shree Krishna's Birthday!!!
Janamashtami.. I have taken some snaps

Radha Krishna

The cute little krishna

Did you know??

Steve Jobs ka chumma lene ka man kar raha hai

Yeah u read it right.. and it sounds as crap as pricing of iPhone in India. 31k for an 8Gb model and 36k for a 16 Gb model.. Are these airtel and vodafone guys fuc*ing insane!!
When the whole world is getting iPhone(8Gb) for USD 200 which comes roughly Rs 8,000 they are selling it for Rs 31,000.. more than 3 times and they call themselves smart!!!
Dear Airtel and Vodafone guys.. did you ever hear a word called Grey Market , i am very sure even Rakhi sawant must have heard it.. It is available for 20K and tht too unlocked.. which means people neednt carry ur fucking sim cards with it! and you want to give it for 31k with only your sim cards attached!!

Ok now.. here are few reasons why i would not buy an iPhone

• No Video recording!!!!
  
• No transfer by bluetooth.. so if u have 16Gb free memory and your friend has the latest song or MMS of the hottest gal, all you can do is swear, shout and bang your head.. you can not put anything in this phone which doesnt go through iTunes(a software from apple only) so, so , so .. you wanna put something in your iPhone.. go install iTunes on your comp and then u can put anything
  
• Can not use it as a wireless modem (if you are technically challenged then skip it)
• No front camera
• No flash
• No keyboard.. i mean we all type messages whole day!! we need a keyboard dude.. give us a small one only.. it will be really insane typying messages with that toothpick which you give!!!!
• No FM radio!!
• You CANNOT use your MP#3 songs as ringtone!! insane!!
  
• It is locked with the operator you take it from.. no other sim card allowed!

Welcome to India dude.. hope it is a big failure here.. and thanx for breaking my iPhone dream..!
i wont pay 31k for this piece of shit! And you Voda and Airtel guys.. you are Indians.. you couldnt realize Indians would invent hack for your phone before it is launched??.. Assholes!

College ki kuch yaaden

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Stage - In red color ...... Anticipated marks - In blue color

Immidiately after paper - - - - 95% (Who ek silly mistake ho gayi thi)

A: .kaisa gaya?

B: Are..chodo paper vaper…

A: Are bata na..kaisa gaya…shit yar…mera to A grade just miss ho jayega..

discussion while

returning to hostel - - - - -90%

discussion while going

to pandit ji canteen - - -- - 70%

(and A has forgotten ki doosre din bhi paper hai)

A (Still calculating his marks)

B: Abe kal ke liye pad lo….

A: Abe kal ka to maine sara pichle mahine hi khatam kar diya tha..HEHEHEHE..

Room tak pahunchte

pahunchte (Kareeb raat 9:30Pm types) - - - - - 60%

A: Abe tune ye thermo ka sawal kar liya…

B: Abe baba Thermo chodo….mechanics ka subject pad lo..

A: Abe uska paper to parso hai na?

B: Abe kal mechanics ka paper hai….

A: …Ek aur Supply…..mai So raha haun…waise bhi fakka to lagna hi hai..

On showing the test

papers - - - - -- - - 45%

Ye hai meri kahani!!!

(This was real story which happened after every exam, has been recollected and written by my friends Potter and Gulab)

I miss those days

Making Babies

Whatsay??

Review Meetings

Ever attended a review meeting in the company? Its like a casino.. you can never get alive if you win a penny from the casino.. You gotta go in, play, fight, loose then come out!

Company and your manager can find 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 reasons not to give u a good hike..
Check out the following image

These 3 guards in the following image are

1. Your manager
2. Dollar pressure
   
3. Weird reasons which include "u farted that day in office"

Matlab ??

Can anyone explain this ?

"What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick"

Apun shareef ho gya

Life mein aisa chance bahut kam aata hai.. in past 22 years it has come only 4 times..

1. My farewell at school
2. First year of college
3. Final year of college
4. Someone's marriage

If you are still clueless.. i am talkin about wearing a blazer.. Socha fotu le loon.. dunno when i will get a chance again.. more pics are there .. havnt downloaded them in my pc

Prescription eyeglasses online

Now prescription glasses are available online!! Incredible Stylish New Frames From Zenni are available for as low as 8$. ZenniOpticals has a huge selection of frames along with various kinds of lenses which include single vision lens, sunsensor (potochromic)lens, tinted sunglasses lens, bifocal lens and progressive lens.
Recently Zenni Optical was on FOX news!
ZenniOpticals have removed the middleman and their charges. They manufacture their own frames and sell them online which means benefit for both them and you!!
Zenni Optical $ 8 Rx Eyeglasses

Dreams!

I had just one dream since i was a kid.. to be a racer!!!

This is my kiddo pic! Found it today while cleaning old stuff


sorry for the poor quality... :)

Maybe some dreams are never meant to be fulfilled

Aa gaya sala fir bakwaas karne

I know! you must be thinking that only as soon as you open this blog! But cant help I am in a ranting mode these days and will blog whatsoever!
First of all lemme clear " maine rakhee sawant ka chumma nahi lia" This is in reply to a comment on the last post that why is she mentioned in my every post.. only mika says her name so much after me!
Life is going off track these days! CAT forms are out . Again! As soon as i open my pc at home after going back from office my mom jumps up and takes out a stopwatch and duly notes the time spent by me on the internet! Everything is going on the record and anything you do will be used against you if you again fail to manage a call from any IIM!
This was the scene after reaching home! Before that only my mood starts getting sour! Rain devta is showing too much mercy on delhi these days! And to add to it.. everyday some or the other car breaks down on the road causing huge traffic jams. and it takes me a bit more than duration of Jodha Akbar to reach home!

Jaisa ki we used to say in college.. sala ajkal zindagi ke funde hi idhar udhar ho gaye hain!
On that note.. i have made other blog called Zindagi-ke-funde .. do check it out..

011-30452800

You must be wondering whose number is this? Obviously not of the hottest gal in Delhi.. This is the number which shows up on my mobile atleast 4 times a day! And whenever i pick it up... "om jai jagdeesh hare" genre to " billo raaniiiii" are playing on it (according to the time of the day) ..
Please press 1 to make it your caller tune.. 2 to hear another song .. 3 to f*ck that bas*ard who fed your number to our system!!

And not only in daytime.. these guys call me in the night time also.. You wake up at 3 in the night and see 3-4 missed calls from a number.. only to call back and hear.. " ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaaaaaajjjaaaaaaaaaa"!!!!

Then i used my brains once ( i have them damned! and i have bigger brains than Rakhi sawant for sure!) I saved that number as do not answer.. and i did not answer their call for 5-6 days B-)
But ..!! then suddenly yday night a call came from different number (which looked like just another fone number) " kabhi kabhi aditi tere peeche bhaage to papi le lena tu . or whatever was the song!

Damn! these people are just too irritating! What prompted me to write this post? I just got another call from some new number " but pappu cant dance saala"
!@##%$#%^^&

Sala pappu ko naachna nahi aata .. to main kyu du 30Rs per month!!!

Totally useless

engineers will be engineers!

Daastan us tag ki

I have been tagged by joiedevivre, nice name waise.. it reminds me of the Joey of FRIENDS.. Talking about FRIENDS.. i remember one dialog from it
"You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?"
- Chandler

Anyways ab tag kiya hai to nibhana padega..

Rules are: -

1. Link the person who tagged you.
2. Mention the rules on your blog.
3. Tell 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.
4. Tag 6 following blogger by linking them.
5. Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger blogs, letting them know that they have been tagged.

Are these guys insane? i feel like suing them right away! They do not have any consideration for the illiterate folks of this country?? Who the hell knows the meaning of the word Quirks?? anywas dictionary.com says "A peculiarity of behavior; an idiosyncrasy: "Every man had his own quirks and twists""

So here i get on with my own Quirks..

1. If i hear the name of a doc.. or the word doc.. suddenly i feel out of somewhere smell of dettol starts coming!! I cant help it.. but i feel like the place is smelling of dettol! I am not hallucinating or anything.. but jo bhi hai aisa hi hai
2. The first thing i need in the morning are my specs ( yea chashma.. i am a chashmish! happy now? ) and my cellphones! in the past 6-7 years it never happened that i got any missed calls or messages in the night.. but still..
3. I am a eat-o-holic .. yes i am.. my sis says i will be the next adnan sami.. but as it was in the song pappu cant dance sala.. pappu had every other thing except dancing skills.. n i love how adnan uncle plays synth!!
4. I hate studies.. and i hate proffs.. i know this may be a common thing.. but i hate studies more than Mika hates Rakhi sawant now.. i can even make a song like bhai tune pappi kyu li ( for the illiterates, this was the song mika made after rakhee filed a case against him!)
5. Race .. anytime anywhere.. a race is never about the car.. its always about whose driving!Period
6. I want the window seat in a flight! I can be as rude and adamant as it needs for that!!

Take the tag as per your convenience, who so ever has not done it toll now!