Thursday, July 31, 2008

Sometimes i get shivers.. when i think about how people can drink so much chilled beer!!!

She said...

Monday, July 28, 2008

Dont understand me...
...Just love me

Hindustani CIA

Friday, July 25, 2008

Let us assume Indian government gains so much funds to have its agency like CIA. And it uses it to keep track of all citizens and their online activities to know the patterns of life they live, their thoughts etc etc. They will have a file on each one of us.. Lemme just take you through my file 30 years hence.

  1. Incriminating evidence 1 : His blog - Writes on a shitty blog called . Most of his posts are targeted at making fun of females or writing about how mad his gf makes him. He can be easily charged under Rakhi Sawant act number 666 "Why all men should be imprisoned without any reason". And if he writes one more posts about why ekta-aunty-kapoor serials should be banned, he can be easily charged under KKKekta act of 2015 where he should be made to kiss 16 year old 'Ba' 11 times in an episode!
  2. Incriminating evidence 2:His orkut profile - Scary photos, immense display of alcohol, all pics with girls, no sign of Gayism! He should be charged under the humanitarian act of minority protection. With mandatory sentence of sharing home for 6 months with a gay.
  3. Incriminating evidence number 3: His comments - Most of his comments on others blogs are "nice post" , " good one", "great", "awesome" which indicates a high level of stealth-inass in his activities. Can be arrested under Lie-Detector test to find out shitty posts to which he gave positive comments
  4. Incriminating Evidence 4: Online video sites: His digital footprints are found on many video sites during office hours! Jokes and cricket sites also has his footprints during work hours! Has to be hospitalized for the cure of the Disease "sarkari babu syndrome"
  5. Incriminating Evidence 5: Feedback - According to our spies on the various chat rooms and through sneaking into private chats of people who know him, people feel such irritating and disgusting fellows should be thrown in the outer space with a hot air balloon tied to him

Singh is King

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Need to say nemore?
He came he saw and he conquered.. Pyar aur jung mein sab jayaz hai.. its all about winning.. and he won by 275 to 256 votes

Singh is King.. Singh is King

Free Hugs

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

This is what we need. Ek zor se jaadu ki jhappi.. having a bad day or a bad phase.. jus get a tiiiight hug from a friend ..
HUGS to all my readers

What happens if your daughter in law is a katto

Sunday, July 20, 2008


Jaane tu ya jaane na

This song is dedicated to D

Tera mujhse hai pehle ka naata koi, Yoon hi nahi dil lubhata koi

Tera mujhse hai pehle ka naata koi, Yoon hi nahi dil lubhata koi

Jaane tu, ya jaane na, Maane tu, ya maane na

Happy Birthday Bacchu

Friday, July 18, 2008

Hum bhi agar bacche hote
naam hamara hota babloo doublu
khaane ko milte laddu
aur dunia kehti happy birthday to you

Its my blogs birthday today... It is 3 years old now!!!

Actually i wrote my first post on 7th july 2005, that was just a hi i am here kinda post. But i wrote my first meaningful post around 28th july.. so the average date of the birth of my blog comes around 18th july morning 3.35 am

It may seem simple to you but took me over an hour to do the regression analysis and decide the date of birth of my blog

It has been my mate while i traveled from varanasi to Delhi to mumbai to hyderabad to pune to rajasthan to shimla phew and back to Delhi

Hope you people enjoyed bearing my crap here for 3 years!!

U like Jam? with bread?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Suppose you are heading for an important client meeting, and you start from your place keeping half an hour buffer.. and then uncle murphy comes into the picture.. severe traffic jam and you are late by 45 minutes.. So whose fault is it ?

Client cant wait for you that much.. and you cant blame anyone for the jam??

So who the fuck gonna take the blame?

Girlfriend + Blogger?? = Noway!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

I read a post somewhere about disadvantages of having a blogger girlfriend! So thought it is worth writing about in my space.. ( especially it adds to the effects if you put some real incidents in it :D )

1. The news of your forgetting her birthday would spread faster than mika-rakhee sawant kiss. Before you realize it will be all over her blog that how you were not the first one to wish her at 12 in the night, you forgot her birthday and wished her late by 1 minute and 11 seconds!

2. If your gifts become repetitive/lesser in cost there you will face a post about how can u judge if a guy is seeing another gal by quality and frequency of his gifts!

3. If some girl comments on your post.. dude.. you are dead.. You gotta explain how do you know her, if shes committed or not, why does she reads your blog or even why did google send her on your blog only when there are so many other blogs around! And if some guy comments on her blog.. its just because she writes well..!!

4. All your good behavior will be subtly reported as an indirect line on the last para of her post. Any of your bad deeds will be the title of her post "He was found burping in a resturant"

5. You are late for a date once? Radio channel will give u the title of their biggest traffic buster as whole Delhi will know which roads have jam at that time of the day through her blog!

6. Oh so you are an analyst! Now cmmon analyze that girl's comment on her post and you dare give any other conclusion than what she interprets from that

7. You gt a lifetime chance of showing your creative skills.. her template should look better than others, have all the available gadgets and all the small small prize pics available on anyones blogs.. now whose duty is it except yours!

8. You never wanted to tell anyone that you wear red chaddi's!! Aha

but pappu cant dance sala

Saturday, July 05, 2008

The world has certainly changed in few days.. while i was on a trip with Rakhi sawant to harward business school.. means when i was assbent! Yeah u read it right.. My office is giving me tons of workload.. i go outta home at 8 in the morning and on lukky days reach back at 12 in the night.. dont dare to ask about bad days!!

I heard about a phrase about work life balance somewhere.. i dont remember it coz i have no life left.. its all work which makes AK a dull boy.. and the height of dullness.. i parked my car in a basement of a mall.. parking had 2 section each with three floors! it took me a bit more than 60 minutes (60 minutes and 12 seconds to be precise) to find my car.. after retracing the orignal path from where i entered the mall!!

I was having a talk with a friend on the topic" similarities between engineers and prostitutes" .. there is no difference my friend.. show them the money and they will come running to you.. but after a while both get tired of money.. give them less work and they are satisfied with the money.. both get burnt up!!!

Moral of the story .. if you are a HR manager and readin this post i am available(as an engineer of course) i am a business analyst by profession(my visiting card says so) and i have one year experience.. and i am burnt up too!!

neways the title of the post is the line which i am singing whole day.. i dunno wat comes before it and what comes after!!!

Seems jane tu ya jane na is a good movie.. go watch it.. and please tell me some good ways to remember where did i park the car!