Bhajji not a Racist

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Finally.. our Bhajji is cleared of the ban.. he isn't a racist..

I was reading a very interesting discussion.. or rather a potential alibi for bhajji.. Bradd hogg called some Indian players as Bastards.. Which according to Ricky Fucking Ponting is a normal term which is very commonly used in Australia.. wow.. it wud look cool na Ponting's son getting up every morning n saying.. Mom .. my bastard dad again wore my underwear while going for match.. huh
yeah .. coming back to the topic.. so if bastard is a normal term in their lingo.. then Bhajji also said "maa-ki" to symonds.. "teri maa ki" is a very common term in saddi punjabi .. why such a hue and cry over it.. crazy

Anyways Good for aussie team that they dropped charges.. and yeah .. i din have much hopes from BCCI to drop the series in case bhajji was pronounced guilty.. they would have appealed and re appealed.. and nothing else...

Good Question

Friday, January 25, 2008

What would you call a man who gets married on 15th August??

kuch dushmani hai kya mujhse??

Friday, January 18, 2008

Some days are like that.. you are walking on the road.. thinking.. many things going in your mind.. and u suddenly look up and ask.. " Kuch dushmani hai kya mujhse??"

Neways, i have been missing from the blogworld for sometime.. sorry all for not replying timely to your comments, not visiting your blogs properly, and for not putting up any crap on my blog..

A lot of action has been happening in the world from the past few days... Firstly Cricket.. Mr. Kumble cant shout on the mike as he has to follow his code of conduct, i was waiting for reaction from 2 aggressive people yuvi and dhoni.. but they were busy screwing the same gal turn by turn.. bechara bhajji tried to retaliate but got banned.. We have idiots filled up in the team.. If they cant stand up for themselves.. no one will do for them

My life has been busy otherwise.. my client is a firangi.. and i had to work according to his timings on this project.. So i wake up wen he wakes up, i sleep wen he sleeps.. regardless of the time in India.. but dunno y i like these timings.. i can watch Disney show in the morning with breakfast, and then Bob the builder on CN.. :D and no traffic problems at all.. ( not much people go to noida in afternoon and comes back to delhi 2 in the night )

But this has its own negative effects.. my pants are getting tight.. and yesterday my jeans button popped out after i had dinner :O :O

Hey someone sent me this image..
hehe.. looks nice na.. whoever has sent this .. thanx a ton .. n i wud love to have many more such surprise cartoons of myself..

I watched Taare Zameen Par.. Thats a really fantastic movie.. while watching the movie .. i had a strong feeling tht i also had dyslexia during childhood.. phew.. i also had no interest in studies.. God knows how i became engineer.. n yea ... i also got scolded a lot when i flunked all my maths exams in by Btech.. :(( but well jokes apart.. the guy amir khan really did a nice job.. now all those parents who have a duffer like me in their homes will think mayb their kid has dyslexia.. and wont scold him .. phew.. great job man.. thousands of kids will be thankful to you for saving their asses from their parents..

Hey teachers.. leave the kids alone... We dont need no ejjucation... we dont need no thot control.. :D

by the way.. Memento movie review click here

20 Quesions tag

Monday, January 07, 2008

I had a lot of anger about the cricket match.. but din feel like writing so many abuses here.. neways u cn read abt that on her blog Click here

Neways nw coming to the tag, I was tagged by Amrita
So here goes the tag
Instructions:Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. Name Three Most Valuable Assets?
Parampara, Pratishtha aur Anushasan.. (courtsey Amitabh bacchan, Movie Mohabbatein)

2. If you have the chance, what would you probably say to your beloved one?
Mujhse shaadi karogi... :) Abe ab dekho natak mat karo aur chupchap kar lo shaadi.. itna mast banda wo bhi fokat mein dubara nahi milega.. :D

3. If you were to be stranded on a desert island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you?
Well i have 2 options.. either i will take only one, :D and if i have to take three.. hmm its a tough competition.. i dun wanna break any hearts... hey all gals .. i will take u all :D

4.Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Well.. Mahabaleshwar ;)

5.If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Phew.. touching 360Kmps on a F1 track.. or atleast riding a bike at 250kmph +

6.Till now, what is the moment that you regret the most?
There was a time when i used to have a policy forgive n forget.. i wish i never had that..

7.What are you afraid to lose the most?
My hair :(

8.What would you do if you found a briefcase full of money?
Mandir jake bhagwan ko 11 Rs ka prasad chadaunga.. fir un paiso se babuji ke liye kurta payjama, maa ke liye saree aur behan ki shaadi ke liye dahej ka intezam karunga

9.If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Who made this question?? y wouldnt anyone?? i am nt so introvert types not to express what i feel.. i like to shout .. i would let the whole gali muhalla know about that..

10.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Hmm .. tough question..She writes well.. Shes a great human being .. but shes getting married :((

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Bearing me is enuf of feat.. i dun expect nethin else frm any sane human being

12.Which type of person do you hate the most?
Him, and Him

13.What is your ambition?
One day i will rule this world... and i mean that

14.What is the thing that will make you think someone is a bad person?
When someone creates such a big tag :(( jokes apart.. u can just feel it..there is no specific thing to make a person bad.. u can just feel in his/her surroundings

15.Christmas is coming, who do you like to celebrate with?
Santa ofcourse.. and ask him a Hayabusa, Jaguar, Ducati, n his sledge (if it goes over 200kmph)

16.If you could do one thing different in life, what would it be?
Different?? nah i am enjoying this life living as a straight :)

17.Are you a shopaholic or no?
Yes.. its like i get shopping fits at times.. for months i cn sleep in hibernation and then i suddenly wake up one day to buy the whole market

18.What is your stress buster?
Punch the wall.. or shouting.. or just going out for a walk and kicking the stones hard

19.(My question) What should be done to people who make such long tags..
Ask them to share a room with musshraf for 2 months :D *wicked smile*

20.Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
Yea.. m goin to marry tomorro.. everyones invited..

I pass this tag on to Maddy, Doctor, Ashu, Deepshikha, Blogboy, Hope, Wildflower, Sourish, Firewhiskey, KP, Red Soul, and whosoever has the guts to complete this long tag.. hai koi mard ka baccha to saamne aao..

Bye bye 2007 ... welcome 2008

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

First things first .. before i forget.. that was a real gal in the pic nt some trick.. n i asked her about keeping some colourful pic in my blog but she denied saying "" i dont want to appear in a public forum with a moron like u abhi"" so forget about that :(

This time new year was much better than 1 jan 2007... when we spent 3 hours at police station trying to get bail for our friends who were caught drunk driving n then misbehaving with the cops.. We had a reunion of 9 friends from college.. it was really nice meeting after such a long time.. pulling legs as we used to do in college.. makin fun n all..

It feels really sad coming back to office after a nice vacation of 12 days :( back to old projects, clients, deadlines... life was really cool during vacations.. went to mumbai, pune and mahabaleshwar for a week.. Mahabaleshwar is a nice hill station sort of near pune.. takes couple of hours by bus or cab.. It has got an awesome scenic beauty and a nice weather.. although its not too cold there.. but well .. its not the coffee its whom you drink it with makes the evening special.. :)

About the new year resolutions.. i stopped making them few years back.. there is no use shouting at the top of your voice that i wont drink or fag or loose weight and then forget about it in 72 hours.. so its better nt to make any fake promises.. just chill n live as you are living..

and people really sorry for nt replying to comments here or dropping infrequently on ur blogs.. will try to improve asap.. :)
btw some mahabaleshwar pics are here (click)