Hope you all liked my new template. It is not as bad looking as i am. But still somewhat better that thaat red color and has more reading space. Anyways i am on vaccation mode these days. Have roamed over 5 states in past 10 days. Fun part was in Goa. Beer on the beach and learning swimming in the high seas. All 5 days we were sleeping on the beaches, drinking beer, and more beer and biking on the Goa roads.
The fun part in Goa is very less thi year. Mainly due to lack of firangi babes. And those present are roaming around with waiters and massage guys, dunno whats wrong with them. A friend of mine tried to fake as a massage guy but he waas caught, he wasnt stinking as much as those guys.
I as in mumbai for few hours. I was travelling through bus and asked the conductor for a ticket to some place. I was talking in hindi to him (obviously he cant understand punjabi or english and i dunno marathi) He sudenly asked me "Marathi nahi aati kya?" I replied immidiately "Nahi sirf hindi aati hai aur wahi bolunga" ..And it was like oh my god moment( Ever saw miss universe contest? The way those girls exclaim when the result is announced) I immidiately understood i said something wrong. But cant help i told the truth. I had to bear the hatred filled looks of the people around me.. You know what, some people never learn and i feel pity for all the north indians surviving in Maharashtra
And for the main update of the day
She is moving to france and He is moving to Johannesburg for the next three months.
By the way wishing you all a very happy new year. May God bless you and your family. And hope you pray the same for me that i become as famous as Mahender singh dhoni and as rich as sachin tendulkar.
BTW not all doctors carry a smell of Dettol with them, i met doc in Goa. She almost spent a million bucks on deo and room freshners to remove the doctor dettol smell from around her, and i must say she was very successful in that :D
8 comments:
hehehe! Khanna..you are a Punjabi Khatri, right?
See what Punjabis are doing to North Indians living in Punjab and Haryana-
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Cities/Patna/Now_Biharis_on_the_receiving_end_in_Punjab/articleshow/3670446.cms
So you Punjabis will drive out Biharis and bhaiyyas from your state, and then declare support for them in Mumbai! Go fight for their security inside ur Punjab first!
well, firstly nice template
secondly, m sorry 4 ur experience in mumbai, but i travel in buses and trains here everyday and i talk only in hindi...but i have never experienced any problem...mumbai really isnt rude 2 north indians...hope u dont judge the entire city on the basis of raj thackeray and his handful of supporters
and have a grt time in johannesburg
Happy New Zear 2 u 2!!!
:-)
('nd to note:
#1. We are Indians!!!
#2. We are PUNJABIzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
#3. Template is NOT good!!!
:P)
template?? damn! i dint notice! :p
and i spent 10 million bucks to be exact, fumigating my whole house and myself to get rid of the dettol-doctor-smell (as u put it)..still i was hoping u would have a nasty fall on the way and then i could cackle and say "pehle gidgidao ki tum doctor logo ka mazaak kabhi nahi udaoge"..
but unfortunately u cross roads looking both sides it seems :-/
sigh! neways
yappy new year to you!
south africa ke jungalo mein jaakar un sab ko wahan se bhaagne per majboor mat kar..live and let live!! ;)
cheers!!
ohh as for ur resolutions, aunty ko aise daga nahi dete...though im pretty sure they (ur resolutions) wont last even for a day!
ohh i just noticed i combined the comments to two posts on here---this one and the one above this :D
chalo aish kar...the great ME has commented on ur posts! heehee
oye hoye johanessberg!! diamond churane?? :D aish karo!
yr end to achi rahi..yr beg main hi gud news..
rocking yr hoyegi yea wali :)
hav a gr8 yr ahead
Ok forget my earlier question on another post...got the answer here
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