Finally CAT is over and i am as cool as our finance minister is with the falling stock market. Being a business research guy, the mind always goes towards analyzing the situations. So which is the only business which is not affected by recession? Alcohol!! Happy times or sad times.. Bas aap main aur tharra!! Seriously, think of one occasion when you would not like to open the bottle? hic!
Finally after 9 years of tormenting Ekta kapoor gave respite to this world by shutting down her fuckin-crappy-shitty show kyuki saas.. Finally most of the men of India were happy coz they wont have to listen about tulsi's age and Mihirs affairs while having bedtime exercises. And to add to the happyness, television channels had some nice time managing their crew and telecasting old episodes which no one was interested in. All that was there to watch was 4 Big Boss contestants running away from the show.
Winters have begun in Delhi, Finally!!! Feels so great in those cozy cozy winters.. With winters i always remember that lux cozy ad.. where the couple hides in the freezer wearing lux cozy .. Sardi mein dilaye garmi ka ehsas ;).. pervert!
BTW looking towards to the title of the post! Ever observed what people do in lift? Some of the busy souls of the world stare so hard towards the indicator showing floors! As if they would kill someone if the lift din cover 3 floors in 1 second!
The other variety of the people are the kool dudes .. staring at themselves in the mirror during the whole journey.. adjusting their spikes! or horns or whatever you call them!
Third variety of people roam in groups.. These people have a very strong sign language among themselves. within fraction of secongs they decide and start staring at the same girl.. and then with the eyebrows and eye movements they decide if she look better/worse comparing to the girls in their company.. and then after that girl goes outta lift .. they start discussing.. kaash main iski company mein hota.. aur iski team mien to main free mein bhi kaam kar leta.. Wondering how i know all this? hehe.. i wont tell.. (warna koi mujhe chappal se marega) :D :D
I wonder why some people keep so much deo on themselves! Probably they dun hav bath for a month or so.. couple of times i felt like i would faint if the person din go out of the lift! And then there are some great people.. masters in their art.. they silently spread the killing gas inside the lift having more than 2 people (its easy to guess if their are 2 people) .. Many a times i have to shout! Why dont the keep a poster of NO FARTING !! instead of no smoking!!
Waise CAT or No CAT.. mom is definitely gonna throw me in the kennel with our imaginary dog if i did not rush for dinner in 2 seconds!! Adios!
5 comments:
haha! lifts..
//spikes, horns.. so true!!
reminded me of a friend who does that ALL d time!
:D
:):)
i sing (if alone) in the lift .
yaa why do people wear so much deo ? as if "ye baby i have enough money do buy one"
*sardi me laye garmi ka ehsaas :P :P
i jus lean against the wall else stare at my feet when i am in the lift
and i like some deos ppl put
esp... davidoff coolwater and ferari
hehe
ekdum desi style mein likha gaya hai
shandaar..
aur teri mummy mast hai yaar
Cool man!
So long after such a nice and giggling post. well done again.
Banaras main lift??? Well... paan bahut hota hai yaha.
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