Pyar mohabbat

Thursday, October 16, 2008

You can get better answers from mallika sehrawat on "100 ways to tie a saree" but not me to give a lecture on love, mohabbat, pyar ke funde. Anyways Solitaire committed this sin of tagging me to write about pyar mohabbat.. and now you have to bear it, and if u wanna kick someone after that, you know where to go! It has some Questions, some answers and lots of crap from my head! Go ahead

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

Good question, and my answer - terrace pe jaake baarish mein dance karunga! I dont like cheaters.

2. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?

Wow! Awesome question. I wanna build a big house, with a big room for me, having a biiig home theater system. A 100 kg sackful of popcorn. and a 1000 liter tank of beer on the roof(with someone to refill it every 3rd day)! Bas main TV aur beer! What more do you need in life! (Drinking is such a waste use of water! Drinking water should be banned !!

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?

On the kick list are too many people. Top on the list is Himesh reshammaya.. Can someone call the MCD dog squad to control him? It would need atleast 5GB of disk space to write all such names.. yes if you want to ask whose butts would you like to spank, i can give you a fewer names :P

4. Why do you blog?

My dad works three shifts a day to pay for my huge Internet bill, he never cared to ask about it, how dare you?

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?

Main pehle se hi bahut gira hua aadmi hun (English translation: I have already fallen :P )

6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?

Dekho bhai.. mere college mein ek abbreviation tha FOSLA - Frustu one sided lovers association.. to loving someone ya being loved se accha hai ki dono hi parties ke beech mein razamandi ho jaye.. and they live happily ever after :D

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?

Generally i am late for the dates.. so wrong Q to the wrong person


8. If the person you secretly like is attached, what will you do?

I am damn sure that the person who originated this tag is a FOSLA member or as much desperate for a gal as himesh reshamaya is for his hair!


9. If you could root for one social cause, what would it be?

Mujhe social service karne ka koi shauk nahi hai.. but still if i wanna do something in life for social cause, i will make 1 Rs = 40 Dollars.. Sala un firangiyo ko bhi dikhaye kitna kaam karna padta hai hindustaniyo ko..


10. What takes you down the fastest?

Sob Sob.. aisa Q poochke mujhe senti mat karo! Mechanical engineer hun.. will take down 50 before going down!

11. What resurrects you the fastest?

Beer! and a short sweet sms :)

12. What’s your fear?

of loosing in a race.. (on road of course not any philosophical race) and yeah.. i am scared of dogs a hell lot..dont laugh.. i will also laugh when a dog bites on your ass!

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

Sunder susheel bhartiya naari :D :D :P

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?

Rich and married (Manzil pe pahunchne ka maza hi kya agar koi hamsafar sath na ho)No use getting filthy rich if you dont have a company to enjoy!

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

i am a chashmish by birth! so i look for my specs!Then i pray to god" Please make it a sunday, please please" and when he fails to answers my questions, i drag myself outta bed :(

16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who will you pick?

her

17. Would you give all in a relationship?

what do you mean by all to a person who is 99% on credit cards and has total 50 bucks in his wallet!

18. Would you forgive and forget someone no matter how horrible a thing he has done?

Depends if a near and dear one then yes.. otherwise nopes!

20. Tag 6 people.

i think most of the people have done this one.. if not .. you are most welcome to take it up!
Adios

The Furobiker

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